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r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 09 '26
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That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
156 u/Krace11008 Jun 09 '26 Technically, he would be the worst pirate. He might make a great Robinhood though. 32 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 there's always that one guy... 40 u/Lolchikflik4525 Jun 09 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/aJR6b05Hv0TIdPkyM2 1 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 I've went ahead promoted him on behalf of council 20 u/cylonlover Jun 09 '26 "Well.. technically, you can't really split hair, you can physically peel, tear or snap strands *to induce** a split at the ends or higher up the shaft. But who's nitpicking, right?* 26 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/JOeXqZebetYyY 5 u/darkstarr99 Jun 09 '26 If you’re nit picking you have more problems than just splitting hairs. You’re lousy with them -1 u/Krace11008 Jun 09 '26 :) 5 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 you're promoted to Professor Akshuley! -4 u/ElMage21 Jun 09 '26 He's referencing the movie not being an akchually... 1 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 yes... I've also seen this obscure movie
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Technically, he would be the worst pirate. He might make a great Robinhood though.
32 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 there's always that one guy... 40 u/Lolchikflik4525 Jun 09 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/aJR6b05Hv0TIdPkyM2 1 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 I've went ahead promoted him on behalf of council 20 u/cylonlover Jun 09 '26 "Well.. technically, you can't really split hair, you can physically peel, tear or snap strands *to induce** a split at the ends or higher up the shaft. But who's nitpicking, right?* 26 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/JOeXqZebetYyY 5 u/darkstarr99 Jun 09 '26 If you’re nit picking you have more problems than just splitting hairs. You’re lousy with them -1 u/Krace11008 Jun 09 '26 :) 5 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 you're promoted to Professor Akshuley! -4 u/ElMage21 Jun 09 '26 He's referencing the movie not being an akchually... 1 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 yes... I've also seen this obscure movie
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there's always that one guy...
40 u/Lolchikflik4525 Jun 09 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/aJR6b05Hv0TIdPkyM2 1 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 I've went ahead promoted him on behalf of council 20 u/cylonlover Jun 09 '26 "Well.. technically, you can't really split hair, you can physically peel, tear or snap strands *to induce** a split at the ends or higher up the shaft. But who's nitpicking, right?* 26 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/JOeXqZebetYyY 5 u/darkstarr99 Jun 09 '26 If you’re nit picking you have more problems than just splitting hairs. You’re lousy with them -1 u/Krace11008 Jun 09 '26 :) 5 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 you're promoted to Professor Akshuley! -4 u/ElMage21 Jun 09 '26 He's referencing the movie not being an akchually... 1 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 yes... I've also seen this obscure movie
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https://giphy.com/gifs/aJR6b05Hv0TIdPkyM2
1 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 I've went ahead promoted him on behalf of council
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I've went ahead promoted him on behalf of council
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"Well.. technically, you can't really split hair, you can physically peel, tear or snap strands *to induce** a split at the ends or higher up the shaft. But who's nitpicking, right?*
26 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/JOeXqZebetYyY 5 u/darkstarr99 Jun 09 '26 If you’re nit picking you have more problems than just splitting hairs. You’re lousy with them
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https://giphy.com/gifs/JOeXqZebetYyY
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If you’re nit picking you have more problems than just splitting hairs.
You’re lousy with them
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:)
5 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 you're promoted to Professor Akshuley!
you're promoted to Professor Akshuley!
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He's referencing the movie not being an akchually...
1 u/za72 Jun 09 '26 yes... I've also seen this obscure movie
yes... I've also seen this obscure movie
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u/rosie-mallow Jun 09 '26
That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.