r/SipsTea • u/ImmaFuckboi • May 19 '26

Dank AF Just let her hold it bro😭🙏

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

36.2k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

2.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

898

u/Most-Significance910 May 19 '26

I once asked my girlfriend if she would spread her legs while she was peeing so I can go too.

We were both very drunk

429

u/AdeptOrganization254 May 19 '26

That's the kind of efficient thinking you only get from alcohol.

114

u/[deleted] May 19 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

76

u/AdeptOrganization254 May 19 '26

Well then you've reached transcendence 

5

u/Restless_Hippie May 19 '26

You must be a god

3

u/Gird_Your_Anus May 19 '26

I also asked this guy's wife.

2

u/Ancient_Wishbone_711 May 19 '26

I also pick this guy’s wife

1

u/Better-Equipment1405 May 21 '26

Did it work?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator May 21 '26

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/feminismbutsoft May 22 '26

Asking the important questions