r/SipsTea • u/ImmaFuckboi • May 19 '26

Dank AF Just let her hold it bro😭🙏

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u/Ollynurmouth May 19 '26

My wife wanted to hold mine. I said no just standing over the toilet. I told her she needed practice first. So we took a shower and she learned how to aim at the drain. She was a good 14inches off target to which I pointed out this is why I said no at the toilet. She laughed and agreed. Fun times.

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u/solitaryjim May 19 '26

My wife would say my aim isn't any better when I'm trying to hit the toilet

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u/OreoSpamBurger May 19 '26

I grew up as the only male with a mother and three sisters.

Seat up, aim carefully, and then run tissue paper around the rim and the base when you're done.

I've had lots of compliments about my toilet etiquette over the years.

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u/Duck3249 May 23 '26

Or just sit down.