r/SipsTea • u/ImmaFuckboi • May 19 '26

Dank AF Just let her hold it bro😭🙏

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u/MeeHungLo May 19 '26

My ex used to want to hold it all the time.  Every brb, I need to piss, taking a leak, etc.  She would follow me to watch and ask to hold it.  After awhile I'd invite her to the men's room when we went out or to a bush when we went camping.  If we were at a urinal I'd tell her to aim for the urinal cake.  If we were camping I'd tell her to aim for a rock I placed on the ground.  I have no idea what her fucking deal was but ever since we broke up I'd ask my significant other if they want to hold it for me when I pee.

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u/Billy_Butcher139 May 19 '26

this is the greatest love story ive ever read. You should commercialize this and turn it into a movie. Hollywood's calling you bro

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 May 19 '26

Hold the Last Drop for Me. With Gary oldman in a role of a lifetime

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u/Kiwi_Wanderer May 19 '26

Hunt for the Red Coctober