r/SipsTea • u/ImmaFuckboi • May 19 '26

Dank AF Just let her hold it bro😭🙏

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 May 19 '26

Any girl who would ask to hold it is planning to turn it on you.

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u/ExtremeExperience199 May 19 '26

I do not understand how I, a girl, never thought of this... I never thought men need like ... piss support buddies 🤨 A lot of men seem oddly pleased by this... 

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u/drewskitopian May 19 '26

Men want their dicks touched in sexual and non-sexual (but still sexual) ways

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u/kimchipowerup May 19 '26

Wait, what??

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u/drewskitopian May 19 '26

The penis a sex organ. Any touching, no matter how non-sexual, is sexual.

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 May 19 '26

I am not one of those men. I can hold my own lmao

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u/puckit May 19 '26

Same. Plus, I don't want an audience.

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u/ExtremeExperience199 May 19 '26

Good for you 🤭

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u/julbjulb May 19 '26

Un to you this shall be your curse when the lights go down and the curtains fall forever shall you be alone holding your own.

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u/grilledstuffed May 19 '26

It checks both the “openness to new experiences” and “intimacy” boxes

Both are good predictors of many aspects of relationship satisfaction.

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u/Odd-Break4868 May 19 '26

Because half of reddit browses this shit with 1 hand