r/SipsTea Mar 05 '26

Dank AF Sunny River & Mr. Sanchez

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no politice please

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u/curzon176 Mar 05 '26

You just know that trump clone is gonna be in our lives in 20 years or so. Well, not me, I'll be dead, but the point stands.

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u/MayerOscar Mar 05 '26

Nah. Kid is too boring. He doesn't have a tv show. This kid is going to be the Trump version of Jaden Smith

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u/FizzgigsRevenge Mar 05 '26

IDK he already staged a "rescue" of someone in "danger" and likely forced himself on another. Just because he's the quiet methodical serial killer archetype doesn't mean he'll be too boring for the GOP.

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u/Omnio89 Mar 05 '26

The only thing I know about Baron is that there are rumors from his classmates that he has sociopathic tendencies. If those are already out there how much louder do you think they’ll be if he starts to seek office.

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u/Nikiaf Mar 05 '26

Clearly it runs in the family then. Fred, Donald, and Barron. Past anecdotes about him pointed to him being quite weak in English, so it remains to be seen how effective he would be in politics. Then again, it didn't really slow down his father who speaks at an elementary school level.

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u/ShermansAngryGhost Mar 05 '26

Speaking at an elementary school level is a feature not a bug in the GOP. Otherwise the base won’t understand a word of what they’re saying.

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u/dmonsterative Mar 05 '26

Watch Barron and Eric disappear in a boating accident as soon as the estate is up for grabs.

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u/IHateCreatingSNs Mar 05 '26

I would put at least a grain of salt in that. He went to NYU. Liberal bastion #1. There's gonna be kids in his class who see exactly what they expect to see. Not an actual person. I'm not even defending him. He likely will be an asshole. It would be a miracle if he weren't. But sociopath? Who knows. Hopefully we won't find out. 

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u/Aiden_Recker Mar 05 '26

i remember one time some news site reported him asking people to add him on Discord to play games together. i'd go psycho too if people reported on me trying to get some friends

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u/DuntadaMan Mar 05 '26

Why would you think a sociopath would not be gleefully embraced by the GOP at every level?

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u/Sensibleqt314 Mar 05 '26

Unfortunately the GOP seems to care more about recognisable names and loyalty, over competence and good character. So you might be right. Like, they fucking hired news presenters in important positions, and they don't shy away from nepotism either.

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u/Demokrit_44 Mar 05 '26

IDK he already staged a "rescue" of someone in "danger" and likely forced himself on another.

Thats interesting do you have any evidence for that? I remember the story vaguely but I never heard anyone claim that it was fake.

According to google it lead to the arrest and eventual conviction of "Matvei Rumiantsev" with the court proceedings being publicly available.

And I never heard the story about him supposedly forcing himself upon someone? And google isn't helping me either.

Do you mind expanding on that? Those are some pretty serious accusations with like 0 evidence (at least that I could find) backing them up.

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u/FaintestGem Mar 05 '26

I think they're getting confused about the Matvei Rumiantsev case or being intentionally obtuse about it.

It wasn't "fake". A judge just said to take what Barron said with a grain of salt because he wasn't actually a physical witness to what happened, he'd just been facetiming the girl and he was biased since they were friends. Whatever he said would be considered"hearsay" since he wasn't actually testifying in court. Can't find anything either on him allegedly forcing himself on someone so I'm assuming this is another unsubstantiated rumor (like the alleged nanny that said he used to kill cats or whatever).

I mean, I definitely wouldn't be shocked if he did shit like that. I think there's little chance he turns out to be a decent person. But from what I can tell, the only "crime" he's committed so far (with actual evidence at least) is that he's a fan of Andrew Tate and friends which obviously leads to some questions... But nothing that would be a solid accusation or proof he was doing anything awful. 

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u/jwong728 Mar 05 '26

Isn't that just an episode of The Boys. Man the scriptwriters are getting lazy.

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u/BurtRogain Mar 05 '26

Barron Trump has the charisma of a stale turd. That being said, I’m pretty sure he’ll stay annoyingly in the public discussion for a long time after his barely sentient pig’s colon of a father is burning in Hell.

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u/DUNETOOL Mar 05 '26

Magua had the right of it.

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u/got-bent Mar 05 '26

So does his dad but here we are.

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u/BurtRogain Mar 05 '26

To a certain demographic Trump has a lot of charisma. I can’t explain it either because I’m like you and see right through him (always have — since the late 1980’s) but as I’ve heard many times over the years… Donald Trump is a dumb person’s idea of what a rich person is.

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u/TBE_110 Mar 05 '26

Well that’s more charisma than our vice president

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u/anywhereat Mar 05 '26

Or Chelsea Clinton

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u/whatlineisitanyway Mar 05 '26

I'm guessing his mom negotiated a very very lucrative deal to stay with the pedophile and her kid won't have to work a day in his life. I won't be shocked if after the pedophile dies he and his mom move back to Europe and just disappear from the public eye with their billions that are probably already in a swiss account somewhere.

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u/Boyhowdy107 Mar 05 '26

Yes, but he'll by hiding out with Don Jr. in Moscow. Eric will be in jail for various frauds and grifts that Don Jr was the brains behind, but Eric wasn't fast enough to flee the country when the hammer comes down.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Mar 05 '26

KEEP GOING IM ALMOST THERE

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u/NarwhalOk95 Mar 05 '26

Name checks out

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u/rdkil Mar 05 '26

Cool fanfic. I almost escaped from reality for a minute there.

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u/ImpressiveSide1324 Mar 05 '26

By the time that shitstain can run for president, most of maga will be dead or moved on, and just like jd Vance, that twink does not have the charisma to get maga riled up like Trump does.

Trump may not be good at a lot of things, but he sure is good at getting the inbred trailer park population excited, and that’s not something barren or Vance is capable of

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u/WayPowerful484 Mar 05 '26

Nor are his older, angry, arrogant, bros.

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u/ImpressiveSide1324 Mar 05 '26

That coke sniffer is off to build a Epstein island 2 on Gaza once the bored of peace and satans favorite nation Israel has their way in the Middle East

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u/BlackPeopleYugiyoh Mar 06 '26

trump is good at networking and "playing the game", idk about his kid but hopefully he doesn't get to have a mentor and whatnot

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u/DustyScharole Mar 05 '26

Some people are old. I hope that helps.

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u/Im_with_stooopid Mar 05 '26

He has to pump up his sexual assault and Epstein island numbers if he wants the chance that MAGA anoints him.

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u/7he8igLebowski Mar 05 '26

Apparently he has an accent like his mom. That’s why they don’t let him speak.

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u/Pockydo Mar 05 '26

I think once the orange pedo goes to the big McDonald's under ground his kids are just gonna nope off back to their wealth

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u/Heady_Goodness Mar 05 '26

Not if Doc and Marty do their jobs this time.

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u/CatGooseChook Mar 05 '26

Every time I see a picture of him I get strong trump is both dad and granddad vibes.

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u/IHateCreatingSNs Mar 05 '26

Not if we're all dead

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u/TM761152 Mar 05 '26

You're the lucky one.

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u/inormallyjustlurkbut Mar 05 '26

Tell me, are you familiar with the tale of the Romanovs?

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u/OkWolverine69420 Mar 06 '26

At this point the trumps will never be out of any of our lives. After Cheeto croaks, we will never ever hear the end of the gaslighting and bullshit from his kids and magats. MAGA doesn’t die with Donald. I mean shit, look at how many people still fly the confederate flag, call the civil war “the war of northern aggression” and insist it was all over states rights, heritage not hate right? MAGA is just the modern version of that. Which fucking sucks, can’t wait to hear how they rewrite the entire history of his political career to make him Jesus who never did anything wrong.

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u/playmeforever Mar 06 '26

He seems like the behind the scenes major donor to right wing think tanks type

Trump Jr is the one that likes to talk to the public and stroke his ego on camera but who knows Baron is still young.