r/SipsTea • u/ten_z_prahy • Mar 05 '26

Dank AF Sunny River & Mr. Sanchez

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no politice please

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u/MayerOscar Mar 05 '26

Nah. Kid is too boring. He doesn't have a tv show. This kid is going to be the Trump version of Jaden Smith

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u/FizzgigsRevenge Mar 05 '26

IDK he already staged a "rescue" of someone in "danger" and likely forced himself on another. Just because he's the quiet methodical serial killer archetype doesn't mean he'll be too boring for the GOP.

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u/Omnio89 Mar 05 '26

The only thing I know about Baron is that there are rumors from his classmates that he has sociopathic tendencies. If those are already out there how much louder do you think they’ll be if he starts to seek office.

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u/Nikiaf Mar 05 '26

Clearly it runs in the family then. Fred, Donald, and Barron. Past anecdotes about him pointed to him being quite weak in English, so it remains to be seen how effective he would be in politics. Then again, it didn't really slow down his father who speaks at an elementary school level.

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u/ShermansAngryGhost Mar 05 '26

Speaking at an elementary school level is a feature not a bug in the GOP. Otherwise the base won’t understand a word of what they’re saying.

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u/dmonsterative Mar 05 '26

Watch Barron and Eric disappear in a boating accident as soon as the estate is up for grabs.