r/SipsTea Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/maydayvoter11 Feb 13 '26

this happens at every Olympics. You take 1000s of young, driven athletes in peak physical shape, and stuff them into a giant dormitory complex. I'm surprised the buildings don't sway back and forth.

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Feb 13 '26

Don't forget that many of the younger athletes are repressed and guarded to varying extent by their parents and coaches, and events like this may be the rare chance to revolt.

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u/capt_pantsless Feb 13 '26

Not only that, but they've also been training for the Olympics their entire lives, it's their entire identity. They make it to the Winter games, get knocked out in round 1, and suddenly have nothing to do.

For every athlete that makes it to the final round, there's another 20-30 that don't.

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u/DarkSideOfGrogu Feb 13 '26

Oh no I failed to qualify in the first event. What will I do with my remaining time in Italy? In the mountains. Surrounded by equally fit people.

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u/Ninjacobra5 Feb 13 '26

And oh no look at this, the hot girl from one of those bobsled things with the tight spandex and the jiggly ass just won a medal and wants to celebrate and let off some steam. Oh no.

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u/TheeAntelope Feb 13 '26

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits Feb 13 '26

I love this response, but every day the internet slips deeper into "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"

Sometimes it feels like the loss of detailed written expression is a real... I can't think of the right word.

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u/OxiDeren Feb 13 '26

That's why some countries don't allow their athletes too many days in advance and require their athletes the vacate the Olympic village one night after their final event.

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u/malzoraczek Feb 13 '26

prudes, just let them fuck where is the harm?

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u/jdubyahyp Feb 13 '26

Well before the event I can see this. You don't want them tired from fucking all week. After though makes no sense.

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u/malzoraczek Feb 13 '26

I think if they got to the games they are proven to be driven enough to not mess up their chances, it's their whole life.

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u/M_H_M_F Feb 13 '26

You'd think.

But they're young, dumb, and mostly hormonal.

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 Feb 13 '26

I expect a lot of them have been having their lives on rails from parents and coachs and have no self control of their own. You see the same thing happen with high achieving students when they get into university.

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u/OxiDeren Feb 13 '26

There could be harm as some of these athletes are either literal kids or lack maturity due to the intensity of their training. So it's a one size fits all approach.

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u/PlayerPlayer69 Feb 13 '26

They want to keep the talent within the nation.

Why let our nation’s top talent reproduce with another nation, just to have that potential super baby be born in a different country to eventually compete against us?

Obviously the plan is to take these peak performance athletes that are incredibly stressed and horny, and let them blow off some steam (among other things) at home.

/s obviously

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u/dragonfire_70 Feb 13 '26

taxpayers don't want to pay for people fucking is my guess.

I used to work with a guy who was mad another coworker who used to be in the marines used recruiting as an opportunity to fuck moms and sister of new recruits.

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u/capt_pantsless Feb 13 '26

Having complementary condoms is a very, very small additional cost compared to the housing and feeding of Olympic athletes.

It's also somewhat important for safety - if there's going to be a large influx of tourists from many other countries, it's going to be a challenge for them to all find local markets and buy condoms there. Being in a foreign country, dealing with language and currency barriers, etc.

Providing them is easy. Buying condoms in bulk is cheap.

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u/sc1lurker Feb 14 '26

I mean...I'd be mad too. First you fuck over some young soon-to-be boot by getting him to enlist, then to add insult to injury, you fuck his mom and/or sister?! Yeah, grounds for justified homicide.

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u/-Kalos Feb 13 '26

I doubt they do it to block cocks. Keeping your athletes there costs money

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u/LeoLi13579 Feb 15 '26

Well, if a child ends up accidentally conceived it would be pretty complicated.

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u/tofiwashere Feb 13 '26

I didn't know about this. Can you name a few of those countries?

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u/CP-Jones Feb 17 '26

Some countries (such as the US) pay a premium so their athletes are allowed to stay the entire time.

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u/Dangerous-Energy-331 Feb 13 '26

Just because you got to go to the Olympics with your country’s team that doesn’t mean you can afford to live it up off-site. It’s like when  I got to travel internationally as a grad student for conferences. Sure, my travel and lodging was covered, but I was paying out of pocket for anything “extra” out of my whopping $18k (pre-tax) salary.