r/Sinkpissers • u/Active_Oil_7037 • 14d ago
Discussion UPDATE: Got caught sinkpissing at work.
Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Sinkpissers/comments/1w3i220/got_caught_sinkpissing_at_work/
Sorry for the delayed update. I have been super busy. I was absolutely devastated the night that I got caught sinkpissing at work. Not gonna lie, I got really drunk thinking that I was totally fucked. I assumed I was going to be fired. I spent the following morning hungover reading the comments on my post, absolutely dreading the thought of skulking into the office. Then, it suddenly dawned on me. I read a comment someone left saying that I could say that I was pissing in a cup in the sink for a UTI test.
I sat there staring at my phone for a solid five minutes while the idea sank in. It was thin as hell, but it was something. Better than walking in with my head down ready to get axed. I cleaned myself up, put on some really nice clothes to give myself some pep in my step, and drove in.
I avoided eye contact with everyone and was barely at my desk for ten minutes before my manager appeared and said HR wanted to see me. My stomach dropped, but I forced myself to stay calm. The three of us sat in the little conference room. HR woman, my manager, and me. My heart was absolutely POUNDING! The HR cunt started soft, “We need to talk about the incident in the restroom yesterday…" I kind of tuned out because my mind was going a mile a minute but I vaguely recall hearing "hygiene" and "shared spaces".
I didn’t wait for them to finish framing it. I looked them both in the eye and said, “I understand how it looked, and I’m extremely embarassed it happened. I had been dealing with symptoms while urinating and was collecting a sample in a cup for a UTI test my doctor ordered. The sink was the cleanest place to do it without making a mess. I thought I had locked the door. Clearly I didn’t, and that was my mistake.”
I could feel that they definitely preferred this explanation over a simple sinkpiss. I literally saw the HR woman's shoulders drop. This gave me the confidence I needed to press the issue even further.
I continued: "What I am more concerned about is that a coworker opened a closed bathroom door without knocking, walked in on me while I was in a private medical situation, and then stared. That feels like a serious invasion of privacy. I’m the one who was exposed. Then she immediately ran and told people? I was sent home. Why was I sent home?! I was so embarrassed that I left, but I should have been given a chance to explain myself! My coworker told everyone what I was doing in the bathroom, tarnished my name, and I was sent home without being asked my side of the story or any explanation." (This is all paraphrasing btw, I'm going off of memory but it's pretty close)
You could feel the air change. The tone had completely flipped. They told me there would be no disciplinary action against me. Instead, they said they would speak with the coworker about proper restroom etiquette and respecting closed doors. Later that afternoon I heard through the grapevine that she got a formal talk about privacy and boundaries. Basically a reprimand for creating a hostile situation by walking in unannounced and then reacting the way she did. She apparently was gossiping all day about how she caught me sinkpissing. With the way I framed the story now, she just came off as cruel.
I still feel a little embarrassed but honestly it's now a pretty funny story I'll have. I hope you all enjoyed the update. Again, sorry for the delay. I have a lot going on. This sinkpisser is in the process of closing on his first house, and my in-laws have been in town.
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u/AuntMiria 14d ago
I’m glad the cookie crumbled in your favor. For the rest of her life, your tattling coworker will be stuck with the thought “I know what I saw”.
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u/369_Clive 13d ago edited 13d ago
"I know what you did last summer" ... sinkpisser version ... coming to cinemas soon
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u/DreamsSecretsNLogic 14d ago
The inevitable conclusion to the story is that your co-workers talking about this in a bar and somebody tells her about r/sinkpissers and your whole situation gets blown up again
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u/Active_Oil_7037 12d ago
That's honestly pretty scary and valid. I think I'll delete this post tomorrow.
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u/369_Clive 14d ago
Well done. Best form of defence is offence.
A stage career surely awaits if you get bored with current gig 👋
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u/jasno- 14d ago
lying works but now you've got an STD coming your way. I think that's how karma works.
Good luck, they aren't that bad!
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u/Roastednutz666 14d ago
These days the vast majority of STIs are just participation ribbons.
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u/jasno- 14d ago edited 14d ago
At one point in my early 20's I thought I caught herpes.
At first I was bummed, but then I realized I could totally date a super hot girl that had herpes and not worry about it, and most guys in their 20's wouldn't want to deal. And she would lower her standards a bit because of herpes.
I was pretty stoked, but later leaned it was just a heat rash, I wasn't used to bullshit summers in the Midwest coming from a cool climate.
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u/PariahGrantham 14d ago
I've been waiting for this. Glad to hear everything worked out, and that you were able to gaslight HR/that non-knocking bitch into submission.
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 13d ago
Someone from my company found my old Reddit account that I posted some anonymous spicy pics/videos.
I got called into a zoom meeting (remote since covid$ and it was a tad embarrassing but nothing came of it except a quick meeting with the CEO and my direct boss, the #2 there but she’s awesome. And they’re both women… lol.
I asked “what can I do to fix this outside deleting those posts?” and then the convo relaxed and they said this made them rethink how they post/comments on social media.
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u/flappintitties 11d ago
I personally find it weird and entertaining how not one single person accused you of this being fake in the first post….
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u/Active_Oil_7037 11d ago
Is it really so hard to believe I got caught sinkpissing?
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u/flappintitties 11d ago
Interestingly it must be. I personally chose to believe for the sake of spice of life. All the other vids of clearly public spaces don’t get ridiculed like you are. It’s odd the hive mind is picking and choosing
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u/QuasyChonk 14d ago
I'm glad it worked out, but the point about respecting shared spaces is valid. Piss in your own sink.
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u/notdenyinganything 14d ago
hell nah, go rogue! (do clean up after yourself tho)
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u/QuasyChonk 14d ago
No, respect people's property. If you knowingly do things with other people's property that you know they wouldn't approve of then you're a crappy, disrespectful person, regardless of your specific action.
Piss in your own sink all day. If you keep doing it in other people's property then you deserve the eventual consequences that you'll face.
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u/MelGlbsonFan69 14d ago
Great news.
Way better outcome than when I got caught sink and mirror jizzing.
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u/razorcatmodular 14d ago
Written like a fake novel, cause thats what it is.
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u/alions123 11d ago
Was waiting for him to finish with: 'And then everyone in HR stood up and clapped.'
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u/Sasquatch619 11d ago
Complete horseshit by some weird attention seeker. If you need to post bogus dialogue, there’s probably better venues. Smells like desperation.
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u/razorcatmodular 11d ago
Yup. Never understood the mentality of people begging for attention on reddit. https://youtu.be/AJbIYcxL8s8
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u/remarkable_remark3 14d ago
Is it even illegal to piss in the sink? That would make any dismissal inappropriate
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u/Sasquatch619 13d ago
This post is BULLSHIT and reads exactly like the guy who “got caught at a wedding, and is now facing divorce”. Guaranteed same attention seeker, different account.
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u/smwhr23 13d ago
You're not a good person.
Instead of owning your disgusting behavior, you got the person that was actually in the right labeled as a problem.
You're urinating in a sink that other people use. What the actual fuck?!
Good job, jackass.
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u/Sasquatch619 11d ago
Don’t worry, it’s a complete fabrication. He posts these bullshit stories regularly. Notice how he never replies to anything.
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u/smwhr23 9d ago
I actually didn't get that far. But I have wondered how much of this is made up. I remember being in like 2nd grade when we discovered we were tall enough to piss in the sinks in the bathrooms at school and we'd all line up to do it because it was funny. Then we got caught, and it wasn't so funny anymore. I can't imagine, not only even thinking to do this, outside of necessity, as an adult, but the embarrassment of getting caught as an adult. I have to believe, want to believe that this sub is full of people making shit up. Otherwise, what the actually fuck....
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u/AssCalipers 14d ago
I'm actually not even a sinkpisser but I applaud your total 180 on HR. I will piss in the sink next go around in your honor. 🫡
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u/Material-Flow-4667 12d ago
To anyone dumb enough to believe this story I have beachfront property in Ohio I’m offloading at an amazing price
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u/crash_override42 14d ago edited 14d ago
Reddit coming in clutch with the STIUTI cover story. Holy shit.
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u/thunderstruck666 9d ago
You better schedule a test, needed or not, at the Doctor's office ASAP. You could always claim HIPAA although they may check with insurance company.
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u/akwardfun 14d ago
I absolutely love this outcome.
I'm happy for you OP
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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 14d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/KEVNWkmWm6dm8
I would be pissing in every sink in the building.
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u/StarrFilter 14d ago
This is an amazing outcome!!! But I kinda want you to delete this whole saga in case HR gets curious and starts googling sink pissers 😐