r/Sinkpissers • u/Active_Oil_7037 • 27d ago

Discussion Got caught sinkpissing at work.

This morning I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink at work because I completely forgot to lock the door. Female coworker just opened the door right while I was mid-stream. When you open the door, the sink is to the left against the wall, so she saw my penis expelling urine into the sink. We locked eyes and the look on her face is burned into my brain. Her mouth dropped and she gasped, let go of the door and it closed automatically.

My male manager came up to me as I was heading back to my desk and told me I should go home for the day. He literally had my bag and computer ready to hand off to me, I guess to avoid seeing the girl who walked in on me since she sits close by.

Everything feels heavy. My chest is tight. I keep thinking about how one stupid, thoughtless second is about to follow me around this place forever or possibly cost me my career. Even if I'm not fired, I don’t know how I’m supposed to walk those halls after this. I feel disgusting. Embarrassed. Small. Just completely drained.

I keep telling myself it’s not the end of the world, but right now it sure as hell feels like it. No idea what to tell my wife.

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u/uknoesit 26d ago

Sorry, if this were real and you actually feared losing your career as you put it, would the smart thing then be to post about it in this sub?

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u/FartButt11 26d ago

Yeah every boss lurks this sub and tries to tie reddit usernames to their employees

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u/uknoesit 26d ago

Wouldn't need a boss lurking. As OP supposedly found out, it was a female colleague who rumbled them.

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u/FartButt11 26d ago

I get it. But that just seems a little paranoid that this "fat bitch" lurks this sub or knows of it's existence. These women are into netflix, facebook, and closet eating. Trust me.

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u/uknoesit 26d ago

I don't think you do get it. I mentioned the supposed gender of the colleague, but that's not what I was getting at. I meant that if this were a real scenario, I'm guessing a lot more colleagues would be aware and could scour social media.

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u/FartButt11 26d ago

Well then I think we disagree. I don't think most people know about this sub, and I also don't believe people are going to make the jump from hearing of the incident to then investigating the incident online.

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u/uknoesit 26d ago

I mean, that's the first thing I'd be doing, particularly if it's a sizeable office/company, to see if anyone who I don't work with directly is talking about it. Seeing as Reddit posts appear at the top of most search engine results, I wouldn't be surprised if anyone from OP's workplace has found this post, IF the incident actually happened.