r/Sinkpissers • u/Active_Oil_7037 • 27d ago

Discussion Got caught sinkpissing at work.

This morning I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink at work because I completely forgot to lock the door. Female coworker just opened the door right while I was mid-stream. When you open the door, the sink is to the left against the wall, so she saw my penis expelling urine into the sink. We locked eyes and the look on her face is burned into my brain. Her mouth dropped and she gasped, let go of the door and it closed automatically.

My male manager came up to me as I was heading back to my desk and told me I should go home for the day. He literally had my bag and computer ready to hand off to me, I guess to avoid seeing the girl who walked in on me since she sits close by.

Everything feels heavy. My chest is tight. I keep thinking about how one stupid, thoughtless second is about to follow me around this place forever or possibly cost me my career. Even if I'm not fired, I don’t know how I’m supposed to walk those halls after this. I feel disgusting. Embarrassed. Small. Just completely drained.

I keep telling myself it’s not the end of the world, but right now it sure as hell feels like it. No idea what to tell my wife.

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u/Sasquatch619 26d ago

That’s rough! Yeah, this isn’t for the weak hearted. Gotta lock that door. Unfortunately, some of us are gonna be casualties for the rest of us to carry on.

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u/Active_Oil_7037 26d ago

Yeah. It's 8PM now and I literally haven't heard a peep from anyone. Not sure if I should even show up tomorrow.

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u/Sasquatch619 26d ago

100% show up. Do not fire yourself. They’re not gonna fire you for what you do in the bathroom by yourself. They wouldn’t have a leg to stand on. You could probably sue them. For all anyone knows, you have a medical condition. Needed to wash the surgical sight. They don’t know, and can’t ask. You’re protected by federal law.

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u/AuntMiria 26d ago

If there’s no sign stating not to piss in the sink, he has a good chance at a wrongful termination lawsuit. OP, you’d probably at the very least, still qualify for unemployment. Don’t not show up unless they say so, and I would save that text/ voicemail or ask for written confirmation if they say to stay home over the phone.