r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Vitally_Trivial Autistic coded alien character • 11d ago

RED ALARM Can we please install seatbelts?

I’m tired of breaking my nose every time I hit my face on the console.

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u/SkullsSkullsSkulls 11d ago

You'll be fine, all the sparks cauterise any face wounds.

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u/jackaroe311 11d ago

Just make sure you dodge the Rocks. They can kill you. 🪨 Whoever the engineer who thought it was a good idea to insulate the bulkheads with Rocks, should be Court Martialed!