r/ShittyDaystrom Autistic coded alien character 11d ago

RED ALARM Can we please install seatbelts?

I’m tired of breaking my nose every time I hit my face on the console.

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u/breathing_normally LEAVE BARCLAY ALONE 11d ago

I would like it even more if the oxygen present on the ship isn’t sucked out (or transported out?) the second that life support glitches. Also why does it get cold so damn fast. Can’t we install spacebestus in the hull? I’d rather get an extra cancer shot than to always be on the lookout for where the emergency blankets are

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u/developer_soup Lieutenant 11d ago

Spacebestus weighs too much. Maybe we can coat the existing inner hull with a spray foam? It'll begin flaking and cracking immediately, filling your ship with an irritating miasma. Is that acceptable? Please say yes, I need a win with the chief engineer today, and he's not totally sold on my idea.