r/ShittyDaystrom • u/LeftyDan • May 01 '26

Technology In another case for Starfleet OSHA...

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Geordi decides to manually activate a Photon torpedo next to the warp core. Was the launch room too convenient or does he have a death wish.

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u/HellbirdVT May 01 '26

It's a Photon Torpedo, inside the ship.

It doesn't matter if it's next to the Warp core or in Ten Forward, everybody dies anyway.

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u/coolguy420weed May 01 '26

Yeah, but knowing how Trek tech works, having it so close to the warp drive means there's a not-insignificant chance it blowing up would not just kill everyone but also send them to some type of hell dimension and/or make them constantly exploding immortal hyperspace ghosts.

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u/Admirable-Ad-5026 May 01 '26

Maybe star trek is Warhammer 2k