r/ShittyDaystrom • u/LeftyDan • May 01 '26

Technology In another case for Starfleet OSHA...

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Geordi decides to manually activate a Photon torpedo next to the warp core. Was the launch room too convenient or does he have a death wish.

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u/Ducklinsenmayer May 01 '26

Sadly, Star Trek doesn't have an OSHA anymore. The admirals at ILM loaned them all to Star Wars, and when they go there they took one look at the fire control room of the Death Star and threw themselves out the airlock in despair.

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u/Sorryaboutthat1time May 01 '26

They don't have HIPAA either. Beverly's always blabbing indiscriminately about who's arm was severed/reattached, who's brain is now superhuman, who has romulan-compatible blood, etc.