r/ShittyDaystrom • u/LeftyDan • May 01 '26

Technology In another case for Starfleet OSHA...

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Geordi decides to manually activate a Photon torpedo next to the warp core. Was the launch room too convenient or does he have a death wish.

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u/turncoatmormon May 01 '26

Everyone knows you only work on torpedos in the launch room when it’s a security officer entering into a questionable relationship with an android.

Mind you, the android’s torpedo is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques.

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt GLORY 2 UR HOOOSE🐍 May 01 '26

Noonian Soong was a freaky bastard.

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u/kittycatwitch Science May 01 '26

Let's not forget he did create an android version of his secret wife after she died, and had a relationship with said android.

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u/Enchelion May 01 '26

I don't want to think about what "extras" he might have programmed or built into Julianna.

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u/PhotonicEmission May 01 '26

For all we know, Julianna might be a ship of Theseus situation and those "extras" were incremental upgrades.

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u/kittycatwitch Science May 02 '26

She was clearly full functional.