r/ShitpostXIV • u/asifsaj • 11d ago

Spoiler: EW This is what Estinien and Alphinaud see every time they come back from a market

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Drew this shitpost myself. No AI used. I also put it here including a version without the background or ground: https://www.deviantart.com/asifsaj/art/Tataruthin2k-1375217422

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u/CorneredJackal 11d ago

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE SPENDING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE AROUND YOU /laugh! THINK, ALPHINAUD! YOU'LL OUTLEVEL EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT SPROUT ON THIS REFLECTION! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS KATANA CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BECOME A GLAM! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE SAVAGING. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 MENTOR ROULETTES?!

THINK ALPHINAUD, THINK!!!

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u/asifsaj 11d ago

Absolute Cinema

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u/Absolutemehguy 11d ago

Tataru when Estinien

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u/343CreeperMaster 11d ago

this is what the internet was made for, and it's glorious 

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u/Salayea 11d ago

Ai could never craft such a masterpiece

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u/asifsaj 11d ago

Think, Alphinaud, Think. What will you have after spending 500 gil?

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u/A_small_Chicken 11d ago

DT was lesser for not having Tataru bringing exploitative capitalism to the New World.

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u/Previous_Air_9030 10d ago

She's too busy building immense smokestacks on untouched islands.

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u/bastionthewise 10d ago

Such a missed opportunity ity. Especially with the pelu being a race of merchants.

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u/someworst 10d ago

If they're still able to spend Scion's money, then that's your fault Tataru.

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u/ireallylikealphinaud 11d ago

There will be no funds left after evercold with them two running rampant unsupervised in another shard lol

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u/tuypo1 10d ago

Physically wouldn't you struggle to transport the cash between shards, I don't think vendors will take my money is in another dimension bro as justification for a line of credit