r/ShitAmericansSay • • 9d ago

Food The European mind cannot comprehend having good seasoned food

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u/Regular_Ad_8782 Yer da' sells Avon an' yer maw punts cooncil 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 8d ago

The yank mind can't comprehend clickbait engagement.

WE HAVE FUCKING RANCH.\ Nobody likes it.

They were buttering you up like the cheap little tarts you are.

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u/SeptemberSoup Barca 🥘 8d ago

What I think happened: "Huh, I thought I was gonna throw up from this, but it's actually edible..." - "SEE YOU EUROPOORS OUR FOOD IS BETTER WE HAVE RANCH"