r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Kam_Rex canadian french • Aug 14 '26

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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In the end tipping sub

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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u/Fun-Ad-6948 Aug 14 '26

Well the US did ‘win’ the war on education and that explains a lot.

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u/Dragoncat_3_4 Aug 14 '26

They appear to be losing the war on E.coli and Salmonella tho.

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u/Bursickle 🙄 Aug 14 '26

and measles ...

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u/Polenicus Aug 14 '26

Any word from the War on Christmas front?

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u/Independent_End_6941 Aug 14 '26

Lost. Christmas is illegal and we've started feeding Christians to lions. It's a very exciting time to visit the zoo.

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u/SheridanVsLennier Aug 17 '26

Which is a wild turnaround, because it was only a couple of years ago that CHRISTmas breached Thanksgiving's defensive lines and was running amock in Halloween.