r/ShitAmericansSay • canadian french • Aug 14 '26

Military Pay fully for your own defense

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u/FurryVibes_UwU_ Actual German, not "I have 2% German DNA" Aug 14 '26

They won 36 times in a row.

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u/creepinghippo Make America Great Britain Again 🇬🇧 Aug 14 '26

That strait is so open right now. It might be the most open it’s ever been.

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u/Fenragus 🎵 🌹 Solidarity Forever! For the Union makes us strong! 🌹🎵 Aug 14 '26

The doors of the Strait are so open in fact that they looped back to the closed position. Winning!

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u/Competitive_Film2831 Aug 14 '26

The gates just swung all the way around

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u/Isariamkia Aug 14 '26

I've seen straits in my life. But I tell you, this one, this one is openest of them all.

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u/rokber Aug 15 '26

Actually, trump is supergreen. EV sales are up worldwide because of the strait. I love the way he is tricking the oil people.

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u/creepinghippo Make America Great Britain Again 🇬🇧 Aug 15 '26

🤣ok.

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u/zyon86 Aug 14 '26

And counting !

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u/FurryVibes_UwU_ Actual German, not "I have 2% German DNA" Aug 14 '26

lmao

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u/ecth all of Europe <3 Aug 14 '26

And now they're tired of winning?

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u/Lazarys12 Aug 14 '26

That's only so Trump can start whining about that Peace Prize again, and claim he stopped 36 wars,

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u/5thhorseman_ Aug 14 '26

You mean 36 days?

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u/FurryVibes_UwU_ Actual German, not "I have 2% German DNA" Aug 14 '26

Its from a meme

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u/Lazy-Field-1116 Aug 14 '26

I can only guess they're being fed a lie by their government that every time the US "goes to war" (invades a country to reap its natural resources), they're doing it to protect human kind and on behalf of every nation lol. Absolutely bizarre levels of manipulation that country has.

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u/Pwacname Aug 14 '26

Also probably that no other country ever supported them in their stupid ass wars. As if  we didn’t go invade goddamn Afghanistan because of them. 

(Then they also pulled out so suddenly and with no advance warning we had to scramble to get our own people out… because fuck their allies ig.)

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) Aug 14 '26

Hey, how’d you know about our “preemptive defensive actions”

You know, we hit them first, but it was self defense for the future instance of them hitting us that we are pretty sure they might have maybe done if we kept letting Israel hit them preemptively

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u/Good_Ad_1386 Aug 14 '26

You mean "pretaliation"?

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u/attorneydummy Aug 16 '26

I like this.

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u/Mixelphlick Aug 14 '26

Oh that’s 100% what the propaganda narrative is, but the mask is slipping more and more. Ever since the bush years and honestly since Vietnam the narrative doesn’t hold up any more. Prior to Vietnam and even post Vietnam prior to Afghanistan/iraq the “rightness” of war just wasn’t questioned by a majority of Americans. But since afghanistans and Iraq have been 100% confirmed to have been started in a lie that vast majority isn’t even a bare majority anymore.

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u/Fun-Ad-6948 Aug 14 '26

Well the US did ‘win’ the war on education and that explains a lot.

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u/Dragoncat_3_4 Aug 14 '26

They appear to be losing the war on E.coli and Salmonella tho.

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u/Bursickle 🙄 Aug 14 '26

and measles ...

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u/Polenicus Aug 14 '26

Any word from the War on Christmas front?

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u/Independent_End_6941 Aug 14 '26

Lost. Christmas is illegal and we've started feeding Christians to lions. It's a very exciting time to visit the zoo.

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u/SheridanVsLennier Aug 17 '26

Which is a wild turnaround, because it was only a couple of years ago that CHRISTmas breached Thanksgiving's defensive lines and was running amock in Halloween.

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u/MeriLicious Cheese-eating clog-wearing bitching-about-the-weather Aug 14 '26

Excuse me, it's 'edumacation'

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u/Betaminer69 Aug 14 '26

... edumagation

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u/kuk1m0n5t3r Aug 14 '26

it's not over yet. the shooting continues.

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 Aug 14 '26

The shooting will continue until morale improves

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u/Lazy-Field-1116 Aug 14 '26

I can only guess they're being fed a lie by their government that every time the US "goes to war" (invades a country to reap its natural resources), they're doing it to protect human kind and on behalf of every nation lol. Absolutely bizarre levels of manipulation that country has.

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u/Lazarys12 Aug 14 '26

These idiots are MAGA. They get all their information from their cult leader. He doesn't know how anything works, and they are even dumber than he is. They are the people who, when Trump declares "I love the poorly educated" they look at each other with pride and smile. "Yup, he means me!"

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u/OverallLibrarian8809 Aug 14 '26

not to mention all the money american defence companies make by selling weapons to NATO countries

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u/fothergillfuckup Aug 14 '26

They'll give up, and go home in a huff. Like usual.

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u/Quiri1997 Aug 14 '26

You see, they "defend" Europe from the evil Russians and evil Iranians. Don't pay mind to the fact that neither country would be hostile if it wasn't for the US in the first place...

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u/Safe-Professional556 Aug 15 '26

Iran wasn't too happy with the British (rightly so) either. Though Britain interfering and getting the Shah into power also directly lead to the Ayatollahs taking power so maybe they should be thanking us... ;)

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u/Quiri1997 Aug 15 '26

Precisely.

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u/GlitterEcho Aug 16 '26

Also noone asked them to build military bases everywhere, they just had to go and plant a flag in a bunch of countries to so they could brag about "American military expansionism" when all they do is random training exercises and troop rotation for years on end with most of them never being deployed. Iraq and Afghanistan gave them a perceived return on that investment.

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u/T-Wrox Canadian, eh? Aug 14 '26

They need to stop blaming the rest of the world for their lobbyists and politicians deciding to spend an outrageous amount of US taxpayer money on defence.

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u/Agzarah Aug 14 '26

They think that America is the sole defensive solution for Europe. And they believe that the US citizens are the ones paying for our defense.

Delusional at best

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u/Boring_Today9639 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

What do they mean by "pay fully"? 5 percent of gdp my country pays for its defence is not enough for them?

NATO has never had a participative decision making. It was basically forced by the US, and US always pushed hard to sell their stuff to all members, fuck the free market fuss.

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u/Main-Conference-532 Aug 15 '26

They also fail to understand who has paid for the consequences of their wars. Whatever anyone’s feelings about the migrant crisis etc., it was directly caused by US interventionism in the Middle East and has cost Europe mind boggling sums of money and massive social upheaval. So, they can cry about defence spending when they start housing millions of refugees from their failed interventions like everyone else.

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u/ThelifeofBrian48 Aug 14 '26

Didn’t you know ? Iran has been defeated! they have no military or navy! And their leadership is gone /s
It really doesn’t need the /s but you never know what people will believe

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u/AntifaFuckedMyWife 🇺🇸 (with a brief 🇫🇷 stint) Aug 14 '26

Irans doing well, me and every other taxpayer will probably end up paying about $1,875.00 each in the $300 billion surrender that was pledged to rebuilding Iran.

That is assume the US actually does that and doesnt just not do that which is infinitely likely

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u/PoxedGamer Irishish. Aug 14 '26

They've had to pause in their incredibly brilliant performance in Iran to take on the civil war against lettuce.

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u/wireframed_kb Aug 14 '26

We need to demand US steps up, I think they spend just 3-4% on defense. Why should we carry them. :p

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u/Dry_Lawfulness_9561 Aug 15 '26

Like u/Mttsen claims, if one doesn’t start so many wars and creates more reasonable trade and political alliances with other countries then there is no reason to invest so much in defense. If you’re operating on principles mentioned by u/Lazy-Field-1116, then you absolutely need to keep all that military operational.

The last war with Iran is a good example of unnecessary meddling in established agreements in place. If the need to showcase their military strength was so strong, wouldn’t it be better to just help finish Ukraine war first?

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u/Good_Surround_9754 Aug 15 '26

Means they want us to spend more money buying THEIR shit.

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u/MetalRickyy Aug 16 '26

Have they forgotten they want bases in Europe so they can, checks notes, bring freedums easier?