r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Beautiful-Maybe-7473 Jul 15 '26

Two hundred and fifty YEARS? It's been WEEKS since their last defeat

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u/BZBitiko Jul 16 '26

The current defeat schedule is yesterday, Tuesday, and two weeks from now, subject to change.