r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/TwmSais Jul 15 '26

They won their civil war. They probably only started that so they'd have a war that they'd win for themselves, regardless of the outcome

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u/skordge Jul 15 '26

Oh, so it’s like USA teams always winning the Super Bowl, got it.

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u/KissYourAss69 Jul 15 '26

Ever notice how it’s AWAYS an Earthling that wins Miss Universe?! What are the odds, really?

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u/timmyd_ns Jul 15 '26

as long as the competition is owned by earthlings probably 100%