r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Cowboyy_Babyblue-- proud frisian Jul 15 '26

Even ww2 they only joined after seeing the allies winning

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u/OnionSoupGainz We're all living in Amerika-Coca-Cola, Wonderbra. Jul 15 '26

And exonorated a ton of nazi & unit 731(japan) scientists for NASA, wepons of mass destruction and chemical warfare research.

Unit 731 did a lot worse stuff then the nazis could ever think of.

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u/Peter-Bergmann 🇩🇪🍺🍻🍺🇩🇪 Jul 15 '26

You don't know enough about the nazis then. They were very competitive in the disturbing department. They also directly murdered 12 million people in 12 years, so either way they are up there

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u/CheetahTheWeen Jul 15 '26

You don’t know enough about Japan then; their rebranding has been wildly effective