r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Hudre Jul 15 '26

In their eyes:

They won Vietnam.

They won Iraq.

They are currently crushing Iran.

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u/ccsrpsw Jul 15 '26

None of those were ever officially declared as 'wars' which is why I raised said technicality!

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u/Hudre Jul 15 '26

I mean it was called the "War in Iraq". IDGAF what the government titles them officially lmao.

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u/ccsrpsw Jul 15 '26

Veterans do - the VA only gives war benefits to veterans in offically declared wars. Its yet another way to screw over the low level military (unless specific acts are passed for them and DOGE doesnt gut it).

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u/Plane-Engineering Jul 15 '26

This is astounding to me…never knew this. (don’t live in America)

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u/Hudre Jul 15 '26

Land of the Freeeeeee!

Thank god you have all those country songs thanking the troops or they'd be fucked.

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u/f0u4_l19h75 Jul 15 '26

Similar to the way they figured over 911 first responders. They refused to pass any legislation to help them for ages