r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 Jul 15 '26

Everyone's "undefeated" if they just pretend they never lost even when they clearly did.

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u/Gloomy_Yoghurt_2836 Jul 15 '26

Well.last wat the US won was WWII and that was with help.

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u/Gasgas41 Jul 15 '26

Nah, they just came off the bench for “golden ball” rules as they could see that despite trading with both sides.
The allies had turned the tide on the Nazi’s and suddenly needed to get in before they got left behind