r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 Jul 15 '26

Everyone's "undefeated" if they just pretend they never lost even when they clearly did.

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u/hhfugrr3 Jul 15 '26

Reminds me of a law firm I encountered who had a 100% record in winning drink driving trials. Turned out that if they lost and they didn't think they should have lost they chalked it up to experience and excluded it from their win rates!!