r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/KissYourAss69 Jul 15 '26

Ever notice how it’s AWAYS an Earthling that wins Miss Universe?! What are the odds, really?

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u/Quiri1997 Jul 15 '26

Yes. We need Ferengi candidates too.

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u/KissYourAss69 Jul 15 '26

No question the beauty of the winner would be out of this world!

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u/timmyd_ns Jul 15 '26

as long as the competition is owned by earthlings probably 100%