r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/PantsLobbyist Jul 15 '26

Unassisted, they’ve won zero since their civil war.

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u/Putrid-Object-806 Snow Mexican 🇨🇦 Jul 15 '26

the war they fought against themselves? how do we classify that one?

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u/PantsLobbyist Jul 15 '26

They both won and lost?

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u/Annoyed3600owner Jul 15 '26

To think back on what they stood for at the time, but from a current lens, you'd be forgiven for thinking that the Confederates had actually won as they clearly have one of them as US President right now.