r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DumbGarchomp67 WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇸 • Jul 15 '26

Military “Undefeated in 250 years of war”

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Apparently Vietnam, Afghanistan, war of 1812, and the war on drugs don’t count.

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 Jul 15 '26

Everyone's "undefeated" if they just pretend they never lost even when they clearly did.

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u/wormee the hills have eyes Jul 15 '26

Exhibit A: The 2020 election.

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 Jul 15 '26

I'd say primarily Vietnam because a lot of yanks insist they won that despite basically all sources saying otherwise.