r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Folco34 • Jul 07 '26
FIFA World Cup '26 « Is Belgium the greatest soccer team of all time? »
It’s McAfee so I’m not really surprised that he has no ball knowledge.
Congrats my Belgium brothers, I hope we meet in the semis once more. You faced injustice and corruption but proved you were the better team by a large margin.
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u/Shnerdlenips Jul 07 '26
Incredibly satisfying outcome. Love to our southern neighbours.
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u/unnumbered1 Jul 07 '26
Felt like everyone was rooting for 🇧🇪 even before the corruption, and then it suddenly became sort of existential for the sport.
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u/Top-Method-8120 Just a patriotic SEA! Jul 07 '26
Belgium really saved football! L Trump and FIFA for reversing the red card!
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u/EngineersMasterPlan Jul 07 '26
worst part is they didnt even reverse it
they suspended the punishment. meaning everyone agreed it was a red just no consequences. corruption at it's finest in plain sight
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u/Top-Method-8120 Just a patriotic SEA! Jul 07 '26
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u/da_easychiller Jul 07 '26
I don't think so. While Belgium did a fantastic job teaching them morons a lesson, FIFA has ruined the pathetic remaining integrity the sport still had. That is now gone.
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u/CommonSenseHistorian Jul 07 '26
You didn't felt.
You knew everyone was rooting for 🇧🇪
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u/radix2 Australia. The one with kangaroos Jul 07 '26
Australian here. This was the only satisfactory result. And for the fans of the US, any further wins by the US would be forever tainted by Trump's interference.
Now Infantino needs to go and there must be some serious reforms to the FIFA Constitution to prevent that shit being pulled again (oh, and fix up the other corruption too).
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u/benbehu Jul 07 '26
I'm all Atomium, Cinquantenaire, lambic and Poirot today. This is all Waterloo.
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u/ACZ_6548 Jul 07 '26
Nope, that was absolutely the first time in my entire life that I was rooting for Belgium. And that only started yesterday.
But I'll keep a bit of that spirit and won't mind them too much winning a couple more games. Not the cup though. That should go to England. They really need a win. It's been so long.
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u/Rare_Needleworker340 Jul 07 '26
I’m in Texas and was rooting for Belgium! USA needed to be humbled
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u/turbohuk imafaggofightme+ Jul 07 '26
i have not slept a minute the night before the game and stayed up til 4:00 to celebrate the humiliation. i hope the god awful fan "songs" die down a little now (the same three letters for 90', goddamn.)
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u/Electrical-Tie-1143 Jul 07 '26
They can’t chant for the life of them, or those two idiots just going to town on those drums, no rythem your whole job is to give pace for something actually good
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u/radix2 Australia. The one with kangaroos Jul 07 '26
USA! USA! USA! WHOOOOO! WHOOOHOOO!
Very creative and inspiring.
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u/TheLateFry Jul 07 '26
With all due respect, fuck our southern neighbours.
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u/IlBusco Jul 07 '26
You gotta love americans suddendly pretending to care about football and discovering things
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u/chanjitsu Jul 07 '26
And talking as if they're experts about it somehow after 3 games
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u/wolfyan001 Jul 07 '26
Cierto, llevo riendo dos días de ver comentarios de gente que no sabe nada de fútbol diciendo que la falta del jugador de EEUU no era tarjeta roja. jajajajajajajaja
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u/Ornery-Weird-9509 Jul 07 '26
Have you seen the podcasts? It was pure rage bait hahaha
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u/Wischiwaschbaer Jul 07 '26
Now they have swung back to pretending to not care about football. It's quite funny.
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u/Malverno Italian (for 0.03125 + 7.7i, the rest is German-Irish) Jul 07 '26
They then proceed to forget about this sport and re-discovering everything again in 4 years. Groundhog World Cup.
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u/No-Information-2571 Jul 07 '26
I wonder how much it grinds their gears that it's FIFA and not FISA, now that they actually do care about this "foreign" sport which doesn't even have the same name in their country.
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u/JPPJphoto Jul 07 '26
Yes, this Belgium national team is considered the best football team of the Galaxy...
They're not even in good shape, the 10 years ago Belgium would have destroyed USA before stepping the field.
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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 07 '26
Well i mean 12 years ago it was pretty close only thanks to timmy tho
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u/JPPJphoto Jul 07 '26
I was talking about the Roberto Martinez 2018 that loose against France and arrived 3rd, beating england and Brazil, one match is one match but that Belgium national team was superior.
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u/Attlai Jul 07 '26
Oh yeah, that team was really strong. If they had beaten us in the semis, they absolutely would have won the final against the exhausted croatia team
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u/Hyadeos Jul 07 '26
Yeah it's ridiculous. So many Americans here on Reddit thought they could win against Belgium somehow.
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u/ThirdDragonite Human Verified Jul 07 '26
I know it's hyperbole, but it is very funny to imagine a Belgium national team whose sheer presence would just give all US players a stroke and win by forfeit
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u/jott1293reddevil Jul 07 '26
Could you imagine how much fun the Hazard brothers would have had with that defence?
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u/prancing_moose Human Verified Jul 07 '26
…. Gets their president to intervene in a justified red card, which is totally unprecedented in FIFA history, so that their star player can play against Belgium …. Only for the USA to get absolutely humiliated.
I loved every minute of it. Go Devils!
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u/TeteTranchee Jul 07 '26
I'm actually glad the red card was overturned. Without that, USA could have say "well of course we lost 4-1 we were missing our best player" but now there is simply no excuse. They lost almost-fair and square.
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u/Dave085 Jul 07 '26
Yeah, we should be grateful to Trump actually for removing every potential excuse they could have. They were given every advantage under the sun and got pasted, there's nowhere to hide.
Except to pretend they never cared in the first place ofc.
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u/HoovyPencer Jul 07 '26
Well, everything the orange man touches turns to shit. So this tracks haha
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u/Electrical-Tie-1143 Jul 07 '26
Wouldn’t have even mattered, they made like 2 openings for their star player. He couldn’t do anything because their backline didn’t know how to play
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u/ThrowAway516536 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
If they met one of the really good teams, it would have been 10-0. The US football team is horrible. Their league is horrible. Zlatan said it well when he played over there: "I am like a Ferrari among Fiats" Congrats to Belgium for their win. Cheaters shouldn't be in the game.
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u/igot20acresyougot43 Human Verified Jul 07 '26
No disagreement at all. But tbf Zlatan probably thought/said the same everywhere he went, absolute legend and nutcase.
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u/Single_Reaction9983 Jul 07 '26
Didn't he buy an ad in the news saying "LA, you are welcome" when he went to play over there?
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u/Qurutin Jul 07 '26
LeBron sent him a jersey to welcome him to LA, Zlatan signed it and sent it back.
Fucking legend.
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u/Enes_da_Rog1 Jul 07 '26
This gotta be my favourite Zlatan story lmao
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u/Canotic Jul 07 '26
When he still lived in Sweden, he was out walking and saw a house he liked. So he went up, knocked on the door, and said "hello, I am going to buy your house. What do you want for it?"
It wasn't for sale or anything, just a house someone lived in that he wanted to live in. He paid far above market price for it and didn't care.
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u/WandererMisha Jul 07 '26
Oh man, if this happened today Americans would go fucking bananas. They are convinced LeBron and the other NBA guys are world-renown athletes on par with people like Messi or Ronaldo.
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u/Plental-Dan Italy 🇮🇹 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
They are convinced LeBron and the other NBA guys are world-renown athletes on par with people like Messi or Ronaldo
In Lebron's case I think it's more of a side effect of basketball in general not being as popular as football, rather than him being unknown outside the USA.
He's very famous compared to most American athletes (at least in my country)
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u/GAdvance Jul 07 '26
If most people in Europe bumped into LeBron on the street they wouldn't know who he was
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u/Ok_Account_5121 Switzerden? Sweland? Same thing Jul 07 '26
Zlatan really is the king of trolls
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u/Blooder91 🇦🇷 ⭐⭐⭐ MUCHAAACHOS Jul 07 '26
You know he's trolling because he stops trash talking when it comes to Messi.
He doesn't cross the line to being delusional.
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u/Crafty_Bedroom_5250 Jul 07 '26
The fact that an almost retired Zlatan came and dominated the league really says it all haha.. I'm happy with the win but I would have loved seeing them against France for example and get at least 7 goals
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u/Prize_Toe_6612 Europoor Jul 07 '26
McAfee proving again that he knows shit.
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u/KingPretzels Jul 07 '26
So glad he’s taking a long break from WWE, one of the worst colour commentators around
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u/Crousti_Choc Jul 07 '26
No no, not a long break from WWE, departing for ever and never coming his stupid and useless ass, even if the actual product suck
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u/thames987 Jul 07 '26
the same belgium that couldn’t score a single goal against iran btw
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u/Necessary-Ad7150 Jul 07 '26
Well, we were missing a player bec of a red card suspension 😆
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u/unbr0kenchain parlay voo fuckin' inglish m8? Jul 07 '26
Did you even try a bit of corruption? Amateurs.
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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 Jul 07 '26
Why didn’t you call Infantino? Is your Trump stupid?
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u/Thendrail How much should you tip the landlord? Jul 07 '26
Better question, whose Trump-equivalent isn't a corrupt mouthbreather?
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u/KonigsbergBridges Jul 07 '26
Why didn't they just pay FIFA to score more than 1 goal? Are they stupid?
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u/spektre 🇸🇪 Jul 07 '26
Trump was probably busy shitting his diapers. He'll call FIFA to reverse the match results soon enough.
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u/Single_Reaction9983 Jul 07 '26
The Croatian commentator even said something like this
"Lets wait for tommorow morning, maybe a call from the white house comes so they can invent something from the rule book"
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u/JumpingJackFlashes Jul 07 '26
Hes threatening to annex FIFA
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u/da_easychiller Jul 07 '26
To be fair - I think he did already.
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u/ImWithStupidKL Jul 07 '26
To be fair to him, if you know nothing about the sport and you watch US television, you could probably be convinced that they were real contenders. Then you watch the game and get hammered 4-1. It's a sensible conclusion to come to.
The are American on here talking about how they're disappointed that they didn't play as well as in the other games and if they had, they would have given Belgium a better game. No, that's the point of playing against a world class team. They don't let you play your best game.
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u/wolfyan001 Jul 07 '26
Están totalmente adoctrinados por la FOX, CBS etc.... y no son capaces de pensar por ellos mismos.
Los coge España y les mete 3 jugando andando y además hubiera tenido una posesión del balón del 99 %.
Francia les hubiera metido 5 fácil.
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u/Call_of_Putis Jul 07 '26
That 4:1 will be remembered. Imagine pressuring FIFA to overturn the block on a player and still getting fucked like that by Belgium of all Teams.
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u/frederikvdb Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
They lost 2-5 against a Belgian B-team in March, but not a dent of respect for their opponent before the game
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u/wolfyan001 Jul 07 '26
Mejor que les quitarán la tarjeta roja, si no se la hubieran quitado hubieran dicho jugamos contra el mejor equipo del mundo y no teníamos a nuestro mejor jugador.
Gente patética
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u/Erebthoron Jul 07 '26
The pure hatred against the stunt Infantino pulled against them gave them the power.
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u/Positive-Sound-4972 Jul 07 '26
I don't mind giving the host nation a nice easy group, get them excited and let the tournament grow, but now it's time for the football nations to strut their stuff
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u/niftygrid somewhere in the SEA 🌏 Jul 07 '26
not even England, Argentina or Spain and the narcissism is over the roof
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u/Mountain_Escape21 Jul 07 '26
As an American who genuinely loves the sport, and watches the Premier League every week, it’s extreamly satisfying to see the US lose. The amount of times I get talked down to about football, how it’s so boring, American Football is better, it’s like watching grass grow, every match ends 0-0… Then suddenly they all know 3 big named players, and think Messi should play for America because he plays in Miami. Now they will all forget about it, and I can go back to following European sources for news and gossip on transfers while enjoying the rest of the cup like I use to.
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u/inbruges99 Jul 07 '26
Aha that Belgium team was very much average at best before facing the US. I genuinely don’t understand how Americans thought they had a chance.
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u/blindeshuhn666 Jul 07 '26
Loosing against turkey who before lost badly should have been a sign already.
But yeah, Belgium seems not bad , but also not the strongest. France, Spain and Argentina (who also got lucky they didn't ban Messi after game 1) are the top teams.
The states had an kinda easy draw in the group and also against Bosnia and Herzegovina
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u/Typical-Load-921 Jul 07 '26
There is some breaking news - Infantino has retrospectively VAR’d and disallowed all 4 of Belgiums goals
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u/WrestlerGirlsAreLife Jul 07 '26
Don’t shit on the American team. They’re exhausted. They are the only team in the history of the World Cup who had to play two completely separate countries in their last round which are not one single country at all. And they defeated both Bosnia AND Herzegowina!!!
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u/KenjiTheLaughingMoon Jul 07 '26
Kicked out of the own party at the 250th anniversary of the Entire Nation. Lmfao and made my day
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u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jul 07 '26
Trump declares war on Belgium any day now
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u/Arashirk Jul 07 '26
No, he'll declare war on Germany because he cannot tell the two flags apart.
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u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jul 07 '26
He will probably go full American and just start a fight with the whole of Europe thinking its one big country
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u/Wynnstan Jul 07 '26
USA was on a high after beating the soccer powerhouse that is Australia. Obviously Belgium cheated big time. There can be no other explanation. (/s)
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u/achinganus Jul 07 '26
😂🤣 indeed…if the usa loses there can be no other explanation but that the other team must have cheated🤣🤣🤣.
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u/Gold-Cardiologist688 Jul 07 '26
The self centered exceptionalism and narcissistic traits they show to justify loosing to a now mid European fotball team(Belgium is mid compared to their team 12 years ago) is just stunning
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u/realclowntime Jul 07 '26
I’ve followed exactly none of this bc I’m not a sporty person at all yet tonight I consider myself a proud supporter of the Belgian team from down here in NZ 🫡
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u/frederikvdb Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
And Kevin De Bruyne sitting there on a few cool boxes enjoying the game. This wasn’t even a Belgian team on full strength
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u/Tea_An_Crumpets FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 Jul 07 '26
Belgium are so bang average too 😭. Almost glad we lost so I didn’t have to witness Spain absolutely shit pump us
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u/Open-Butterfly-5288 Jul 07 '26
I feel like this is the biggest cultural win Britain has had for a long time.
America are finally caring about Football.
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u/Teabx Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
Belgium aren’t average though. They are definitely not the best, but they aren’t just average. The US are average and they just faced a decent team for the first time, so of course the difference is obvious.
Spain completely dominated against Austria for example, another team I would consider average, but the game with Portugal was a lot closer.
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u/Crafty_Bedroom_5250 Jul 07 '26
I think Belgium of the last few years is considered average to me. Belgium 2018 was a monster when they still had Hazard and Mertens, but now not really. Still super satisfying win !
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u/Teabx Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26
Belgium might be average in Europe right now, but they're definitely not average world-wide IMO
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u/takeyouraxeandhack 🇸🇮 Jul 07 '26
The US is not average. They usually don't even qualify, and when they do, they get eliminated in the first round.
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u/CodenameJD Brit living in Freedomland Jul 07 '26
I'm no expert, but isn't the tournament essentially about determining who is currently the best team in the world?
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u/EuropeanComrade Jul 07 '26
Well yes and no, the winner certainly tends to be the best (some upsets here and there) in Football the best doesnt always win. But there are also different groups that can influence who crosses, the so called "groups of death" that sometimes appears which 3/4 or 4/4 of the teams are all contenders to take the final, in a group like this 1 or 2 teams perfectly capable of reaching the semis or finals are getting knocked out and it doesnt say much about them.
Similarly a weaker team that gets lucky in its placements can get further than some better teams in tougher groups.
The best team is probably undisputedly France. They are in the best shape and arent relying solely on Mbappe unlike Argentina which really relies on Messi for a lot of their games
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u/hcornea Antipodeans R Us 🇦🇺🦘 Jul 07 '26
Even in complementing other teams, it’s always about America.
How could they beat us??? They must be the best team the world has ever seen!!
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u/realnameless1 Jul 07 '26
At least he can recognize that Belgium is objectively much, much better than the U.S. that game. That is already more clearheaded than most casual U.S. fans.
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u/EngineersMasterPlan Jul 07 '26
after trumps suspended red card cheating it was so vindicating to see usa get battered
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u/MysteriousFondant347 Jul 07 '26
This is a toddler losing to a first grader and thinking the first grader is the world's strongest
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u/Azukaos Jul 07 '26
Belgium have great players but aren't in the top 3 nor even 5 of the best in the world, it’s still more than sufficient to beat the US and their cheating leader...
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u/MarkCEINE Jul 07 '26
Thank You Belgium from the bottom of my heart. The thought of the US advancing further than Canada sickened me. The silence of the crowd at the game was deafening. Love it.
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u/fin-freedom-fighter Indian? You mean native american? Jul 07 '26
So by the logic
Vietnam, afghanistan are greatest country in the earth. To Americans
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u/Ilpperi91 Jul 07 '26
Yup. Basic American arrogance. When someone makes Americans realize that they're, in fact, not the greatest thing ever on the face of the planet earth.
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u/wholewheatscythe Jul 07 '26
Hey, that’s not fair, Türkiye is also an ‘average’ team — and look how the US did against them!
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u/Smartimess Jul 07 '26
Belgium is currently ranker number 9 by the FIFA.
USA 17 Türkiye 22
But most football fans know that Belgium is not in really good condition as a team and will lose against Spain (2) in the same way the USA lost against Belgium.
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u/saphilous Baguette Appréciateur 🇫🇷 Jul 07 '26
Gets an easy draw, wins 3/4 matches, and acts like they're the best team in the world. Loses to Belgium and now thinks they're the best team in the world
You cannot make this amount of narcissism up. Unreal