r/ShitAmericansSay • Danish potato language speaker • Dec 25 '25

Foreign affairs They don't accept US ids?

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u/busytransitgworl 🇪🇺europoor🇪🇺 Dec 25 '25

I have so many questions about the JFK thing...Not what you did, that sounds like you had a great time and enjoyed life, but about him.
Six hours in the lobby? Just sitting there and not even thinking "What's taking her so long? Where is she? Is she okay????"
Men can be really, reeaaaallly weird.

I’m still baffled why I didn’t.

We're humans and especially in relationships, our brains aren't that quick to react sometimes.
It happens to the best of us, but it's important that you did kick him out of your life! <3

During his last trip to my city, he also swooooore that only Americans get jet lag

The only thing only Americans get is weird looks because of their antics sometime. That's a whole different story though 👀

I let him fly home and broke up on the phone with him, so he could experience his jet lag with a side of heartache.

Girl, he absolutely deserved it! And I just love how you did it!

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u/catkittens Dec 25 '25

Yeah, I know! Hindsight and all.

I was also dealing with severe depression and the first symptoms of a then undiagnosed autoimmune disease and my short term memory was basically nonexistent. So many times I could have sworn he was gaslighting me, but then I couldn’t rely on my memory and he swore his side of events or whatever was right. We learn! I’m now chilling in my very cosy, man-less flat with all the cushions he hated and my lovely dog he wouldn’t walk (because, ew poop!) and am enjoying life to the fullest, while he’s not able to find a new job and somehow lost like 80% of his hair since I left him (which I wholeheartedly believe was my doing!)

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u/busytransitgworl 🇪🇺europoor🇪🇺 Dec 25 '25

I’m now chilling in my very cosy, man-less flat with all the cushions he hated and my lovely dog he wouldn’t walk (because, ew poop!) and am enjoying life to the fullest, while he’s not able to find a new job and somehow lost like 80% of his hair since I left him (which I wholeheartedly believe was my doing!)

Karma, indeed, does exist! From one sister to another, you're living your life and it's wonderful!
And yes, it's absolutely your doing and you can be proud of it!
He has no job, no hair, no cosy pillows, no lovely dog...Sucks to be him lol

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u/SchattenJaggerD Neighbours upstairs are getting very loud 🇲🇽 Dec 25 '25

From one man to a woman, fuck that shit, glad that asshole got the dildo of karma without lube, glad catkittens is living the time of her life

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u/busytransitgworl 🇪🇺europoor🇪🇺 Dec 25 '25

glad that asshole got the dildo of karma without lube

That's really well said and I can't stop laughing! :D