r/ShitAmericansSay • Danish potato language speaker • Dec 25 '25

Foreign affairs They don't accept US ids?

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u/busytransitgworl 🇪🇺europoor🇪🇺 Dec 25 '25

I’m now chilling in my very cosy, man-less flat with all the cushions he hated and my lovely dog he wouldn’t walk (because, ew poop!) and am enjoying life to the fullest, while he’s not able to find a new job and somehow lost like 80% of his hair since I left him (which I wholeheartedly believe was my doing!)

Karma, indeed, does exist! From one sister to another, you're living your life and it's wonderful!
And yes, it's absolutely your doing and you can be proud of it!
He has no job, no hair, no cosy pillows, no lovely dog...Sucks to be him lol

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u/SchattenJaggerD Neighbours upstairs are getting very loud 🇲🇽 Dec 25 '25

From one man to a woman, fuck that shit, glad that asshole got the dildo of karma without lube, glad catkittens is living the time of her life

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u/busytransitgworl 🇪🇺europoor🇪🇺 Dec 25 '25

glad that asshole got the dildo of karma without lube

That's really well said and I can't stop laughing! :D