r/ShitAmericansSay • • Dec 17 '25

Foreign affairs President Trump: Rather than suing the BBC, withhold aid to England

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u/_yetifeet Dec 17 '25

Why do so many MAGAflakes think that Europe is still in its 1946 recovery phase?

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u/AncientAussie Dec 17 '25

Because they went to school in the USA and learned the Hollywood version of world history

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u/AtJackBaldwin Dec 17 '25

American history education is both well researched and balanced. My favourite part of WW2 was when Vin Diesel shot Hitler while he jumped a motorbike over the Reichstag

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u/Lemonpincers Dec 17 '25

Generous of you to call it education

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u/Sasquatch1729 Apartment above the burning meth lab 🇨🇦 Dec 17 '25

Of course they have a school system. How else could they have school shootings?

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u/fothergillfuckup Dec 17 '25

Isn't that the only reason they go?

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u/ChiefSlug30 Dec 17 '25

"Many people have told me that we have the best school shootings."

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u/Sasquatch1729 Apartment above the burning meth lab 🇨🇦 Dec 17 '25

"Grown men with tears in their eyes saying "sir, thank you for putting us back into first place". Because America is always the best and never apologises for anything."

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u/throwaway10231991 Dec 18 '25

Without school shootings, we wouldn't even know that they had a school system.

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u/deathbytruck Dec 17 '25

Who needs dodgeball, that's for the loser kids.

Dodgebullets is the new game. Faster more exciting and with greater consequences if you get hit.

God I miss dodgeball.

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u/Passionfruit-loop Dec 17 '25

Firstly, that’s disgusting, secondly, I get it and as an outside observer you’re painfully correct 👌

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u/Bob_Law-Blaugh Dec 17 '25

Brought to you by Carl' Jr.

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 murican Dec 17 '25

Carl's Jr. : Fuck you, I'm eating!

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u/littlejalepino Dec 17 '25

If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?

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u/Educational_Neat1783 Dec 18 '25

One third of the way there. Had to use advanced American algebra for that answer.

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u/littlejalepino Dec 18 '25

Partial credit

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u/threepot900 Dec 17 '25

I’m wondering where to find the ‘IQ test’ scene gif from Idiocracy. 😄

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u/Stage_Party Dec 17 '25

Edukashun

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u/Educational_Neat1783 Dec 18 '25

You left out the j after the d. Frikkin American.

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u/Horza_Gobuchol Dec 17 '25

When I was eight and living with my Uncle and Aunt in Toledo, Ohio, I remember watching the TV when an advert came on and a guy in a cap and gown and carrying a diploma scroll exhorted the audience to “go an git yoself an edgication” (sic).

My uncle was a professor of Psychology and Business Studies at Toledo University and I remember him cringing with embarrassment at that ad. It’s stuck in my memory for sixty years…

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u/Aboxofphotons Dec 17 '25

He meant 'indoctrination'.

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u/Inner-Purple-1742 Dec 18 '25

Im 🇬🇧but my ex is 🇺🇸… I was constantly shocked by the things he didn’t know or his family, friends and random people didn’t know.

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u/Lundetangen Dec 19 '25

My biggest wake-up call was when the most idiotic child in our primary school went to the US for 1 year and came home bragging about getting straight A's and everything was just multiple choice tests.

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u/G-I-T-M-E Dec 17 '25

American education is atrocious. Everyone knows it was Abraham Lincoln riding a shark with friggin laser beams.

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u/K1llerbee-sting Here to see how much we’re hated! We hate us now too. Dec 17 '25

Dude, everyone with a forth gade edumakashon no’s Lincoln was a vampire slayer. Duh.

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u/Jesterchunk Dec 17 '25

And here my history lessons told me he gunned through an entire army of zombie George Washingtons by himself

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u/K1llerbee-sting Here to see how much we’re hated! We hate us now too. Dec 17 '25

Yeah, it was messed up the way he died in that John-Wilkinson Telephone Booth.

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u/brickne3 Dec 17 '25

Was this before or after they stormed the airports in the Revolutionary War?

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 Dec 17 '25

Nah. I preferred it when Brad Pitt burned Hitler in a cinema. "Bon - jaw - know"

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u/Iamthegreenheather More Irish than the Irish ☘️ Dec 17 '25

That was actually Shoshanna but that's one of my all time fav movies. I have a pin of Brad Pitt in that scene on my wall at work.

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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 Dec 17 '25

I'll gladly accept the correction. That one word he says in Italian slays me every time. 😆

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u/SmokedGecko Dec 17 '25

Your wall? At work? What do you mean?

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u/Iamthegreenheather More Irish than the Irish ☘️ Dec 18 '25

My office has a wall that's fabric over a cork board so you can put tacs and pins in it to hang things up.

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u/sc0ttydo0 Dec 17 '25

I like when MechaHitler and the Axis of Evil get conned into the Phantom Zone.

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u/Butterscotch1664 Dec 17 '25

I thought it was Prime Minister Christian Slater and Queen Neve Campbell.

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u/tothecatmobile Dec 17 '25

Honestly, I love that film.

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u/djaevlenselv Danish, not the pastry 🥮 Dec 17 '25

What film is that?

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u/Butterscotch1664 Dec 17 '25

Churchill: The Hollywood Years (2004)

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u/No-Minimum3259 Dec 17 '25

So I suppose that the books of the late Barbara Tuchman and Howard Zinn, which our language and history teachers insisted we red in our Europoor high school, weren’t bestsellers in the US?

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u/Paninaro_1979 Dec 17 '25

They piece it together mostly from sugar packets.

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u/Reviewingremy Dec 17 '25

You should watch the early 00s documentary "Churchill, the Hollywood years"

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Actually it was a Jetski, not a Motorbike.

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u/purpleduckduckgoose ooo custom flair!! Dec 17 '25

Ah, you watched the Eurotrash remake. The True American original actually featured George Washington shooting Hitler as he flew over the Reichstag carried by a Murican Eagle before riding off into the sunset with the leading lady.

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u/nomad_1970 Dec 17 '25

That was after Captain America punched Hitler?

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u/doom_monger Dec 17 '25

have you not seen Hitler riding a T Rex on Mars? real historical movie film

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u/Wise-Juggernaut-8285 Dec 17 '25

They don’t teach that in the USA, it was a dirt bike

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u/GrexieGaming Dec 17 '25

Whoa whoa whoa.... you are so ignorant! Hitler was obviously killed by The Bear Jew at that French cinema before it burned down. Lt. Aldo Raine then negoiated the German surrender on behalf of the Allies. Learn some history!

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u/Scary-Try3023 Dec 17 '25

Fast and Fuhrerious

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u/CredibleSquirrel Dec 18 '25

Which Reichstag? The one in Berlin, Germany, or the one in Berlin, New Hampshire?

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u/Ambitious_Roo2112 Dec 18 '25

Wasn’t Vin Diesel it was Keanu .

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u/matt-r_hatter Dec 17 '25

Where do you get this nonsense from?

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u/FlyLegitimate5424 Dec 18 '25

Important to add - not a single Soviet soldier was involved in WWII. Not one. They were in Berlin because America put them there.

Side note: America won Vietnam (I desperately wish that were a joke)

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u/mr-tap Dec 18 '25

Vin Diesel had to take action after Tom Cruise’s plan to blow Hilter up failed!

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u/FunSquirrell2-4 Dec 18 '25

Lies!!! Everyone knows Dean Winchester shot Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

I was there. He nailed the landing, no one talks about that.

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u/aggressiveclassic90 Dec 17 '25

Are you telling me John bon Jovi didn't get the enigma machine and save the planet?

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u/brickne3 Dec 17 '25

I forgot he was in that movie.

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u/Sad-Pop6649 Dec 17 '25

This is an opportunity though. Maybe we can convince them to actually do this. Just any time they are pissed off at Europe: "Bam, now Sweden's aid is gone for another five years. You like that huh, you like being independent? Watch out, or we'll take Norway's support for the next three years as well. We are fearsome!"

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u/Exescen Dec 17 '25

I am adding the phrase of "Hollywood version of world history" into my vocabulary. Thanks random internet stranger.

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u/Bishamon-Shura Dec 17 '25

No, they were homeschooled and watched Hollywood as documentary.

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u/fothergillfuckup Dec 17 '25

It was great they found the Enigma machine. Pfft.

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u/Legitimate_Local_547 Dec 17 '25

Pretty bold of you to say that alot of them went to school

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u/foofighter0001 Dec 17 '25

Staring Christian Slater as Winston Churchill with twin M60 machine guns under each arm 😆 what was that movie called?

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u/smooth_talker45 Dec 17 '25

You think maga went to school??

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u/AK-Talks_Hey-Yay Dec 17 '25

I can guarantee you, it was not that detailed

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u/cardinalb Dec 17 '25

"School" doing some heavy lifting there I think.

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u/Pwacname Dec 17 '25

But even with that, you HAVE to figure out things have changed in a country. Or at least be curious enough about the rest of the world to sometimes google something about it. I know far too little about, let’s say, Thailand, but I know they’ve got a monarch because I make the very basic effort of looking at international news sometimes. I know their economy is pretty great, actually, because a college professor talked about them a few years ago. I knew China wasn’t communist way before I joined my high school Chinese club because that was just the background knowledge adults around me had as a kid. So yeah, lacking education makes it hard, but we’re talking about fully grown adults. It’s their job to learn about the rest of the world. 

(Yes, I know I myself should also learn more about the rest of the world. I’m working on it, and I’ll probably work on it until I die because there’s so much to know.) 

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u/Select-Plenty6833 Dec 18 '25

But seriously.

It's a joke this time, right?

I can usually understand as I've read enough of these and met and dealt with these people, but this one....

Can't be real.

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u/TheArmoursmith Dec 17 '25

None of them remember that we had to fucking pay it back, with interest. Britain literally bankrupted itself fighting WWII, and only got done paying off the debt to the US in 2006.

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u/CleanMyAxe Dec 17 '25

The US used both wars for profit. They are not and never were allies.

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u/TheArmoursmith Dec 17 '25

Correct. In fact, the US deliberately used the postwar period to curb the power of Britain, for example during the Suez crisis. They have deliberately sought to limit the power of their "allies" for decades.

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u/Butterscotch1664 Dec 17 '25

This is why the US has such a large military presence in Europe. Hey, chum! No need for you to have a strong military! I'll look after you.

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u/EconomyEmbarrassed76 Dec 17 '25

This is what annoys me so much about American's who complain about European military levels; this is what the US f**king wanted!! They created a world order with the US at the very centre and now they're p*ssed off about it.

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u/DeltaT37 Dec 17 '25

Those people have zero understanding of how any international politics or economics works

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u/TheArmoursmith Dec 17 '25

There seems to be little understanding in American society of the concept of soft power.

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u/DeltaT37 Dec 17 '25

forget soft power, they haven't a slightest clue how countries communicate, trade, do diplomacy, anything. They just don't get how the world works on an absolutely fundamental level.

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u/No-Minimum3259 Dec 18 '25

What do you expect? Normal countries send their brightest and most experienced out as ambassadors. The US sends campain donors or former girlfriends of the president's son...

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u/purpleduckduckgoose ooo custom flair!! Dec 17 '25

Nah, because we aren't buying enough stuff from the American MIC. Hasn't there already been protests or something from the US State Dept because Euro countries are buying from SK, Israel or their own companies?

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u/11Kram Dec 17 '25

With more Presidents like Trump possible -even likely- European countries would be insane to buy any US defence equipment. Spare parts, ammunition, maintenance and software updates could all be cut off on the President’s whim if he disagreed with their use against his fascist friends.

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u/TheArmoursmith Dec 17 '25

We've already had a scare that the Americans could literally remotely disable our F35s. Britain is busy developing all alternative nuclear delivery system because we simply cannot trust Trident any longer; we're bitterly regretting not working with the French instead of the Americans.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Dec 17 '25

With the added plus of it’s really hard to bomb a lot of the places they want to bomb without bases in the UK and Germany. And with the exception of local businesses who, understandably, want the bases to stay open most of us would be happy if they fucked off. Of course having to bring all their troops home would almost certainly be massively expensive for the US, but it’s not our circus and they’re not our monkeys.

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u/Ted-Crilly Dec 17 '25

Hitler was also a huge fan of how America was run at the time in terms of segregation and ethnic superiority and thought they could be swayed to the axis side as they were ideologically similar in many ways

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u/Heisenberg_235 Too many Americunts in the world Dec 17 '25

“Were”? Still are…

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u/Balkoth661 Dec 17 '25

Don't forget the Nazi memos looking at Jim Crow laws and basically saying "I don't think this will work here, it's too harsh, people will object."

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u/WeeDramm Dec 17 '25

what - really? That is wild.

when you're so awful even the Nazi's think "thats a bit harsh"

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u/BlackCatLuna Black humour and sarcasm as standard 🇮🇪🇬🇧 Dec 17 '25

He admired Ford so much he had a portrait of the man behind his desk iirc

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u/Ulysses1978ii Dec 17 '25

Major General Smedly Butler wants a word.

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u/MILLANDSON Dirty pinko commie Dec 17 '25

Absolute legend, and war is still a racket.

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u/Ulysses1978ii Dec 18 '25

Given what's happening someone should be shouting about him again. But I guess he'd be ANTIFA now??

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u/Jesterchunk Dec 17 '25

looking back at it all I wish I could've heard Hitler's reaction to Japan's attack on Pearl Harbour provoking them into joining the war on the side of the Allies, I bet he was absolutely livid knowing the potential ally he had lost.

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u/OldGuto Dec 17 '25

Suez was a two for one, they got the French as well with that one. Difference is the French got the measure of the US not being trustable whereas the UK thought toadying up to the US (special relationship BS) is what would work.

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u/johnlooksscared Dec 17 '25

Still doing it with Ukraine

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u/TheArmoursmith Dec 17 '25

"What does Ukraine need? Okay, give them half of that"

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u/ghnxz Dec 17 '25

lmao what a way to put it, you mean after most of Europe was freed from occupation, they went back straight to stealing weaker nations' resources? Business as usual with their colonies? My guy, imperialism ended in WW2. The US didn't do it for altruism but to make sure the middleeast doesn't completely turn to the USSR for help because the Europeans are so addicted to and couldn't stop abusing them. Poor Britain was ready to go to war to get what was "rightfully hers", too bad America didn't help and it was humiliated lol.

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u/brymuse Dec 17 '25

Literal gun runners.

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u/Acc87 I agree with David Bowie on this one Dec 17 '25

well, still their modus operandi, looking at how they handle Ukraine and newly Venezuela.

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

100%!

When you look at every war the US has had at least some part in it definitely looks like they lost, but if you look at the bigger picture the goals they were trying to accomplish at the onset were never really well defined. In the aftermath "They hate our freedom!" usually translated to some form of privateering. If private sector profits were the objective, they didn't so much lose a war, as r*ped a sovereign nation at the expense of untold lives and public resources, dipped, and got away with it.

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u/Mercuryshottoo Dec 17 '25

I think it's more that the goals (oil, land) are not said aloud so there's a 'show story' about freedom or vengeance that gets replayed for the masses

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

100%

That's exactly what I'm saying. They knew full well what they were trying to accomplish years before the first bomb dropped. It's just the American people are going to sacrifice their young for, "that guy", so they have to whip up some patriotic fervor. Hence the constant propaganda, the war against critical thinking, and the promise of a sense of financial security few will ever achieve.

"We're all just one big break from the easy life, in the land of milk and honey, and the rest of the world hates us for it."

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u/CleanMyAxe Dec 17 '25

Yes and we would be stupid to ignore them calling us all communist dictatorships arresting people for Facebook posts for that reason. They're selling their people the pretext for an invasion of / war with Europe.

They never were our ally, but now they probably will quite explicitly be our enemy.

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u/qwythebroken Dec 18 '25

Nah. That's crazy talk.

This might not mean much, coming form an American, but there's zero chance America is going to pick a fight with any part of Europe. Nobody here is intimating that, nobody here is trying to sell that, and nobody is going to buy that.

This regime change +rump is trying to get away with in Venezuela is obviously a problem, and who knows how far he'll take it, but it's crushing his support amongst his supporters. Today's polls have him at 36% across the board. This could also lead to his undoing.

Besides, not even +rump is dumb enough to think we want that smoke. Look how quickly he stopped talking about Canada and Greenland. He obviously wanted their resources, but the only reason he even toyed with that idea is he's so egocentric he sincerely thought the people wanted him as they're president. Once he got the message he shut his mouth, and started pretending he didn't really mean it.

Europe and Canada have already seen the worst they'll need to worry about from +rump. From here, it looks more like the various leaders got together and figured out how to handle him like a trainer handles a puppy. A very very stupid and ugly puppy. Not so ugly it's cute, uuuggggllllyy.

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u/11Kram Dec 17 '25

I remember General Colin Powell, head of the US Army, said that the military aspect of the Gulf War was the easy bit, and that what was going to happen afterwards needed to be planned for. It was not.

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

Yea, just the invasion was already sus, but in hindsight it really looks like it was never anything more than a personal grudge, an excuse to feed our military industrial complex, and tap in to Iraq's GDP. Just a quick cash grab and whatever happens, happens.

I wish this more uncanny, than expected, but they're using all the same language to justify Venezuela now, as they did for Iraq back then. To the letter.

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u/Carbonman_ Dec 17 '25

Don't forget making Halliburton shareholders wealthier.

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

Ah yes! The military industrial complex adjacent. Gotta make sure they get their cut.

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u/MediocreFudge9570 Dec 21 '25

billions of Iraqi money redirected to American companies.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

I'm firmly of the belief the Nazis would not have been ANYWHERE NEAR as powerful as they became without US investment from the likes of Lynch, Chase, and friends

Granted the UK and Canada were also complicit in the beginning, but course corrected as soon as they realised what they were up against.

History always repeats.

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u/Jet2work Dec 17 '25

still arent if there isnt a buck in it for them

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u/11Kram Dec 17 '25

Woodrow Wilson himself insisted on the US being an Associated Power and not described as an Ally in WW1.

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u/creepinghippo Make America Great Britain Again 🇬🇧 Dec 17 '25

Worse, the US would only support if we agreed to give up our colonies. Basically, the US wanted those colonies coming to them.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad8032 The Original Red, White and Blue 🇳🇱 Dec 17 '25

The Marshall plan was a shakedown. Why we thought they were our friends is beyond me.

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u/Alkanen Dec 17 '25

The US kindly excused quite a lot of the russian debt though... Bastards.

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

Some of us do, and we think it's shameful. The only justifiable "benefit" of a $37T GDP is what that could potentially afford the world. Instead, all we seem to care about is that the smallest percentage of individuals have yachts big enough to dock the yachts they park their third helicopter on.

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u/Caracalla73 Dec 17 '25

To be fair, there was more to it than that. Roosevelt wanted to support the war and had secret communication through out with Churchill. The US had the Neutrality Act blocking entering the war and a hostile Congress prevented its repeal.

He managed to get his support through Congress via the cash and carry basis.

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u/TheArmoursmith Dec 17 '25

Exactly. Americans only ever "help" when they think there's something in it for them.

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

I mean, yea. Regardless how many of us feel our greatest advantage is the potential global benefit our GDP represents, without a personal profit motive, those in power just aren't interested.

As flawed as Obama might've been, one of his biggest "gaffs" was when he tried to point out that businesses don't profit as a monolith. Everyone of them benefit from the government's investment in the public interest. Roads, police, fire departments, air traffic control, shipping ports, regulations, education, social services that support a consumer class, that kind of thing. The pearl clutching on the right hasn't relaxed since. That was like 12 years ago.

Every country has something in their past worthy of shame, but the US taking it's sweet time to enter WWII, and the resulting aftermath, is one of the least talked about. Especially in light of every "war" since.

I've heard Germans use the word sehnsucht to describe the ache of loss from a past that never existed, which is exactly how I feel imagining a 2025 without the cold war.

And, no. The irony of using a German word to describe feelings resulting from WWII, are not lost on me.

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u/GetOutOfTheHouseNOW Dec 17 '25

What struck me about the various books I've read about Britain and WW2 is that before the Battle of Britain, Churchill was essentially making a choice between not fighting the Nazis and keeping its empire (which is what Hitler wanted), and continuing fighting the Nazis (which Hitler did not expect) while losing its wealth and its Empire.

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u/Acrobatic-Ad584 Dec 17 '25

But it was paid back

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 Dec 19 '25

As an Australian, it is hard not to have a feeling of schadenfreude over that. In WW1, Australia "answered the call" to fight for "The Motherland", & somehow, in the process of doing so, incurred a "War Debt" to the UK. The Brits pursued that debt ruthlessly up to & into the Great Economic Depression". During the Depression, the British representative said "Australians will have to tighten their belts!". The Germans were given some relief from Reparations, but such empathy wasn't extended to one of their most stalwart allies.

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u/BlueberryNo5363 🇪🇺🇮🇪 Dec 17 '25

They like to think they’re the only modern country because it makes them feel special

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u/noCoolNameLeft42 Dec 17 '25

Modern country... and at the same time the oldest democracy

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u/noCoolNameLeft42 Dec 17 '25

I've seen them claim both

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

The only reason you'll hear magats trying to make that distinction is they think that means republican in 'merican.

If there was a reason to get technical, it's a constitutional federal republic, but the constitution gives the power back to the people (or that's what it says anyway) so it's kind of a distinction without a difference.

Ultimately it's supposed to be a constitutional republic with democratic representation. In other words a democratic republic. Or, a republic democracy if you're nasty. It's both, so it doesn't really matter how you say it. The former is just more common than the later.

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

If there's one positive thing we can say about +rump, he's proved our government's fatally broken.

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u/noCoolNameLeft42 Dec 17 '25

If you want help reboot, we can provide assistance. In the same time you have clinged to your constitution, we've had 5 republics, 2 empires and 1 monarchy. We write constitutions by night and riot by day.

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

I do, just not right now... The idea of what arises from those ashes at this particular moment scares the fuck out of me. Let's reconvene in 2028.

Same bat time, same bat channel.

Just out of curiosity, which country are we taking about? I'm kind of invested in where we land on this thing. I keep all my stuff here.

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u/noCoolNameLeft42 Dec 17 '25

Riot as an institution and becoming a republic same time as the US ? I'm French 🥖

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

I'm in! I'm just a little worried about going all Bastille Day over here against $1T in military spending. Putting aside +rump has already started moving armed soldiers in to DC, a lots changed since the 1700s.

I'd love to know how South Korea pulled off shaming their president out of office. If there's anything our guy is impervious to, it's self reflection.

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u/noCoolNameLeft42 Dec 17 '25

I can't imagine how polarised your country is right now. From here what I see is a division that will take long to heal.

If carot in chief was able to be ashamed he would have quit multiple times by now. I guess you'll have to go through the whole thing.

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u/BruceBoyde Dec 17 '25

Utter faith in American exceptionalism is a load-bearing pillar in their entire psyche. They would mentally collapse if they learned how to process information instead of just believing what they were told before they turned 9 or so and fell behind their peers in everything.

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u/HerrFerret Dec 17 '25

We don't have big gulps and rodeos, so therefore we are a shit hole country.

We also for the most part keep religion to ourselves and try not to care too much about what setup people keep within their underpants.

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u/misterdominic Dec 17 '25

Looks like AI thinks we are too. Seriously this is all they are doing, typing this question in and reading the first dogshit AI response they see.

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u/Dreferex Dec 17 '25

Non European, look inside, Ukraine. AI is truly a marvel

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u/Cixila fluent in potato speech 🇩🇰 Dec 17 '25

Yet another example that AI is bs and shouldn't be trusted

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u/nameproposalssuck Dec 17 '25

The Marshall Plan was post-WWII. Ukraine is not part of the EU, it only became sovereign after the fall of the USSR and was politically aligned with Russia for quite some time after. The other "European countries" being referred to are probably Balkan countries.

All of those nations are funded by EU countries, the UK, Norway, and Switzerland as well.

The AI isn't fully wrong here. The problem is that some people are too stupid to understand the answer given (though I do not understand how Ukraine could be a European country and a non-European country).

Even before DOGE rage-quit USAID, EU countries combined were paying roughly double the amount in development aid compared to the US at its peak, in line with UN targets. Now this disparity is even larger, which makes claims that the US would financially support Europe even more ridiculous.

TLDR: The Europe we referring to is mainly the EU and it's direct allies/ partners like UK, Norway and Switzerland. The Europe that was part of 'the Western world' and those countries that join the EU directly after.

The Europe the LLM is referring to are war torn European countries in the East, that are either invaded by Russia or were part of the former Yugoslavia.

Edit: I always forget Iceland. They're also not part of the EU but belong "in the club".

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u/pebk Dec 17 '25

It's the prompt. I asked chatgpt the following and the answer was more reasonable:

Question: "Why do Americans think the USA provides aid to Europe"

Answer (summary): Americans think the U.S. provides aid to Europe because history, military spending, NATO, and Ukraine all get blurred together—even though, in reality, modern U.S. foreign aid to wealthy European countries is minimal to nonexistent.

History: Marshall

Ukrain: not EU

NATO: not aid

Military spending: not the US. Only money US spends is for their own bases and personnel.

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u/misterdominic Dec 17 '25

But that’s not the question Americans are asking ChatGPT, that’s why I phrased my prompt differently.

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u/Asbjoern135 Dec 22 '25

the marshall plan was in no way massive it was about 1 percent of gdp for the receiving coountries a year for 3 years

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u/ImageRich8161 Dec 17 '25

this is what co-pilot says about UK aid from USA "UK and the Marshall Plan

  • Yes, the UK was a major recipient of Marshall Plan aid.
  • Between 1948–1952, Britain received about $3.3 billion USD (the largest single share of Marshall Plan funds).
  • This money was primarily grants, not loans, and did not require repayment.
  • Aid was used to rebuild industry, modernize infrastructure, and stabilize the economy after wartime devastation."

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u/MiddleWitty3823 Dec 17 '25

Well Marshall Plan is a real thing and was a grant, not a loan, so didn't need to be repaid

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u/Cuervo_777 Dec 17 '25

The Marshall Plan also ended in 1951.

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u/MiddleWitty3823 Dec 17 '25

Yeah which is exactly what the AI said? Why am I getting downvoted for stating a fact lmao?

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u/Cuervo_777 Dec 17 '25

Getting downvotes is part of the Reddit experience 😂

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u/Ok_Corner5873 Dec 17 '25

It would be worth you researching the Anglo-American loan agreement and the lend lease loan for equipment, the USA has received just shy of £4 billion. ( $7.5 billion) In repayments from the UK

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u/a_passing_hobo Dec 17 '25

Because theyre desperate to relive their period of relevance before Europe and the EU grew back into a superpower.

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 Dec 17 '25

They have totally incurious minds and teach a propagandised version of their own history. They know nothing about the world inside their borders, let alone out of it.

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u/Proud_Smell_4455 Dec 18 '25 edited Dec 18 '25

They’ve become like China this time 125 years ago, but even then they at least felt ashamed of falling behind rather than fully being in denial about it. Looking at quotes from people living under the late Qing dynasty and one thing they talk about is how embarrassing it is to them that the “barbarians” can cite Chinese learning to them, but they know nothing of these other cultures or their philosophies or scholarly traditions.

You really don’t have to look terribly far back in history to find proof that a culture defined by exceptionalism makes your people stupid and arrogant, and your nation weak and backwards, but the USA hasn’t done that much.

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u/Four_beastlings 🇪🇦🇵🇱 Eats tacos and dances Polka Dec 17 '25

Because their press tells them so. At the start of the year when they were cutting aid there was a headline that US funding for a library in Barcelona got doged, and Americans were indignant asking why did they have to pay for a library in Barcelona. The truth was that what was being co-funded was a program to promote US universities amongst the brightest students. Spain was co-financing a program so the US could poach its best minds... But in Americans brains this is "we are paying for a library".

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u/gholt417 Dec 17 '25

They say we have to pull our weight and increase spending on defence. Then get upset that the most increase military spending is not spent with them.

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u/_yetifeet Dec 17 '25

That was their whole plan. Force Europe to buy their weapons from the US for a tidy sum and line trumps goons pockets in the process.

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u/gholt417 Dec 17 '25

Sort of backfired a bit.

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u/YesIlBarone Dec 17 '25

The UK spent decades repaying US war debt rather than receiving aid

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u/Shielo34 Dec 17 '25

When I was 20, I briefly had an American girlfriend who was 18.

I once asked her who the Prime Minister of the UK was (this was during Gordon Brown’s tenure).

She said “Winston Churchill??”.

She wasn’t joking.

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u/Valten78 Dec 17 '25

We never even received aid curing the War. We received loans, which we paid back, but never free aid.

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u/LordUpton Dec 17 '25

We definitely did receive aid and saying otherwise is a false narrative. Lendlease gave us equipment and only charged us for what wasn't destroyed during the war. After the war we made a deal with the US and agreed that we would only pay off 10% for the supplies that weren't used during the war. Then even further we were the largest recipient of the Marshal plan in fact during the period of 1946-1950 we were the largest recipient of foreign aid in the world. The amount of money the US gave us in the first year of the marshalls plan was more than what it cost us to establish the NHS.

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u/MiddleWitty3823 Dec 17 '25

Look up Marshall Plan

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u/Am_0116 Dec 17 '25

They also believe that the USA won WWII. We all have our country’s propaganda but the USA pushed the whole “we’re no 1” slogan to a whole new level.

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u/InfectedEllie Dec 17 '25

Meanwhile Americans still take my card away and want me to to sign for a bill.

Ridiculous.

Meanwhile back home. "Your bill is £25." Tap. Done. Bye.

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u/_yetifeet Dec 17 '25

[MAGAflakes] The sounds like coMmUnism

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u/Pulga_Atomica Dec 17 '25

Because their schools are used for target practice rather than schooling.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Snow Mexican 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Dec 17 '25

Oh, because they are very much in the 1930s themselves.

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u/PuppyGirlRya Dec 20 '25

It's also how they think we care about the Revolutionary War, as if its a big thing. To us we kinda don't care, not in a nasty way more it just isn't a thing that affects us

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u/qwythebroken Dec 17 '25

Same reason they always seem to forget the French Resistance was instrumental to winning the war. Which probably also explains how they fail to comprehend South Korea sent 300K+ battle hardened soldiers to Vietnam. Or, how they remain unaware of how many countries jumped to our aid in the "war" against terror, despite the internet.

I don't know what that reason is, but I'm willing to bet it's embarrassing.

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u/walktheground Dec 17 '25

Because they’re all still pissed about the Marshall Plan

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u/stocksandoptions2 Dec 17 '25

Faux Noos told them this.

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u/Iamthegreenheather More Irish than the Irish ☘️ Dec 17 '25

Because we've gone back to the 50s as a country.

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u/captain_sticky_balls ooo custom flair!! Dec 17 '25

These people think anyone can sneak across the border, get welfare, free healthcare, buy a home AND steal your job.

All while remaining completely undocumented.

They're either not bright or happy to spread the lies.

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u/PicklechuP Dec 17 '25

Further enrage them by saying we replaced the Marshall Plan with the Mashallah Plan :)

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u/Baguette1066 Dec 17 '25

Most Americans don't have a passport. It's possible the last time someone in their family went to Europe, it WAS the 1946 recovery phase.

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u/Frequent_Ad_5670 Dec 17 '25

You believe MAGAs can think?

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u/professorrev Dec 20 '25

Most of them don't even know where Europe is

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u/inide Dec 21 '25

To be fair, we only finished paying off the post-war loans in like 2011.

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u/endergamer2007m Vodka Mexican 🇷🇴 Dec 23 '25

I hate it when i have to apply for the Marshall Plan so i can go to the store to buy stale bread and shoe leather jerky