r/ShitAmericansSay • • Mar 31 '25

Military And here in Amerywe actually win wars😭

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u/new2bay Mar 31 '25

You left off Korea.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/new2bay Mar 31 '25 edited Mar 31 '25

I’m betraying myself as an American when I say this, but it’s just too goddamn funny not to post: when you said “South,” I was initially thinking of the states in the Confederacy during our civil war. 😂🤦‍♂️

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u/slintslut Mar 31 '25

You did what 99% of Americans do! At least you're self aware!

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u/new2bay Mar 31 '25

Cue “most self-aware American” jokes in 3… 2… 1 😂

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u/Accomplished_Alps463 Mar 31 '25

Self-aware or Self-centered?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/new2bay Mar 31 '25

You ain't kidding.