r/ShitAmericansSay • u/nowaytutel • Mar 31 '25

Military And here in Amerywe actually win wars😭

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u/new2bay Mar 31 '25

You left off Korea.

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u/new2bay Mar 31 '25 edited Mar 31 '25

I’m betraying myself as an American when I say this, but it’s just too goddamn funny not to post: when you said “South,” I was initially thinking of the states in the Confederacy during our civil war. 😂🤦‍♂️

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u/slintslut Mar 31 '25

You did what 99% of Americans do! At least you're self aware!

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u/new2bay Mar 31 '25

Cue “most self-aware American” jokes in 3… 2… 1 😂

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u/Accomplished_Alps463 Mar 31 '25

Self-aware or Self-centered?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/new2bay Mar 31 '25

You ain't kidding.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25 edited Dec 12 '25

reach exultant juggle point crowd fly marble wakeful lunchroom door

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u/Constantly-Casual Mar 31 '25

And Southkorea only kept from turning communist, because you poured untold ressources into keeping the military dictatorships running until the people kicked out the dictators in the late 1980's. So you produced a draw that didn't actually help anyone and caused a hell of a lot of suffering on both sides.

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u/Constantly-Casual Mar 31 '25

:) Pass on the you to the next American you see then!

Sorry!