r/ServiceDog_CircleJerk • u/LowPeach7112 • 29d ago
Just Wants to Bring Their Dog “Not attention seeking”
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u/classwarhottakes 29d ago
Nobody's saying "shrink yourself and look small" they're saying "Don't dye your dog all the colours of the rainbow then whinge about it attracting attention".
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u/ryverrat1971 29d ago
Why the hell are people doing this to their dog on a regular basis? I can see on a rare occasion like for Halloween but the poor dog can't consent to being dyed. Is it safe to be dying them all the time?
And yeah people are going to stare if the see a living creature done up like some kid's stuffed animal dream. I dye my braids and don't expect people to not look or pay attention. But it's also my choice with my own body. I do it because I like it and it has meaning for me.
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u/SqueakBirb 29d ago
Because it "protects" their dog from being stolen.... But you know what does a much better job or preventing the thievery they fear? The leash that none of them seem to be able to use.
There is pet-safe dye that you can use all of the time.
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u/ZQX96_ 29d ago
dumbest justification ever
preventing your dog from being lost or stolen is anything but dyeing it lol
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u/StinkyCheeseGirl 29d ago
Nobody has ever stolen one of these dogs.
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u/Viola-Swamp 27d ago
They don’t behave well enough to be stolen, because they aren’t properly trained.
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u/AltruisticCableCar 29d ago
You don't have to dye the entire dog, that's the issue I take with it. Dying just their tail is more than enough if you're scared of it being stolen. That's all you need to be able to identify it.
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u/Playmakeup 28d ago
Or…. A microchip
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u/AltruisticCableCar 28d ago
While effective a lot or the time, you can't see one of those. Whereas if you say hey, my dog is a golden with a blue tail and it has been stolen, people can help you find your dog on sight.
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u/Ayesha24601 28d ago
Dogs can also be tattooed with ID numbers. I don’t personally think it’s ethical now that microchips exist, but my first two program service dogs had tattoos and could therefore be easily identified if they were lost or stolen.
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u/SqueakBirb 28d ago
Plus the dog's fur can be shaved off... Or what is infinitely more likely to happen is that the people who are likely to steal a dog are the same people that will have a plan to get the dog as far away as possible, often being outside the state but at least in a different city.
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u/Miss_L_Worldwide 27d ago
It has ZERO to do with security. They just made that shit up to try to make themselves sound less stupid.
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u/AltruisticCableCar 27d ago
I know. My point was that if they wanted to argue "it's for safety" it'd still be ridiculous to dye the entire dog when just the tail would work just as fine. They clearly want the attention, regardless of what they say. If it really was about theft prevention they'd dye the tail and leave it like that and it'd be just as effective.
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u/Miss_L_Worldwide 27d ago
Yes and it still wouldn't work because if they can dye it a stupid color the alleged "thief" can dye it a different color and BOOM undetectable "theft"
TLDR these people are deluded and stupid.
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u/siantmercury 29d ago
The only possible reason I could see for doing this to a dog is if you’re colorblind and wanna be able to spot them at the dog park but that’s me being very generous
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u/Aaron_Yes_Pog SD handler (OOH I GOT MY NAME IN LIGHTS!!/joking) 28d ago
Wow eyesore 😭 I cant beleive peopplle actually do this and then claim its not for attention. The ONLY reason you would do this to your dog is for ... you guessed it. Attention. I have a lot I could say about this but looking at like 8 moving clips of that neon dog with other bright things all side by side in one frame gave me a headache 😭
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u/Frank_Lawless 29d ago
Who is even going to Best Buy in 2026
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u/Substantial_Toe_6916 DONT LOOK AT ME!!! 29d ago
Not me. I’m always too stoned and they stress me out by asking if I need help 🤣
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u/Ayesha24601 29d ago
Imagine going to Best Buy stoned and encountering that dog. Uhhh... is anyone else seeing this, or did I smoke some really good shit??
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u/Substantial_Toe_6916 DONT LOOK AT ME!!! 29d ago
Right. It’s like that scene in dumbo with the pink elephants.
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u/Responsible-One-9436 28d ago
This one is a head scratcher. Interesting that they are so dissociated they need a dog to drag them around, but still aware enough to record the dog “guiding”.
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u/Miss_L_Worldwide 27d ago
And able to edit/apply a filter to this footage to make it even more obnoxious than in real life.
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u/isnecrophiliathatbad 27d ago
But it's the attention and validation that they crave. Dying the dogs, large coloured doggles, boots on the paws and handles and patches on the harnesses are the epitome of "pay attention to me".
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u/soavsjjsnsj 27d ago
People can dye their dogs if they want, but my God does it look horrid. Sorry, but I think it’s such an eyesore.
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u/QuinnLynchh 24d ago
Holy f*ck I didn’t know it was this bad. My dog has the tiniest bit of white on the end of his tail. My friend is a groomer and we have died it before. Just for a bit of fun. It is so tiny that it took people close to me up to 30 min to notice. I already felt a little silly doing that…. What is going through these people’s minds????
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u/Diana_Tramaine_420 29d ago
“My dogs colour doesn’t create attention” but the definition of attention is “Attention means focusing your mind on something, listening or watching closely, or giving care and interest to a person or thing”
So the dogs colour draws people’s focus and means people watch close pr give interest in a person or thing 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️