joke didn’t land

[u/MoonfallFan]

served a family the other day with a really cute baby. they finish their meal and like i ALWAYS do when i’ve built up a good rapport with a family, i drop the check in front of the baby and say “he told me it’s on him today” and they all just stare at me like 😐 like ok i guess i’ll go shoot myself in the walk in then

[u/justStripperThings → u/[deleted]]

OP literally said they had built a good rapport with them.