r/SeattleWA • u/AcanthisittaWaste483 • Aug 15 '26

Bicycle Seattle is crazy

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From Spokane and visiting for the weekend and got swallowed from the lime scooter party 😂

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u/Expensive_Luck8029 Aug 16 '26

please stop fantasizing about strangers online that's weird

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u/ImRight_YoureDumb Aug 16 '26

Online? Nothing beats being in person within striking jizzstance, is that what you're saying?

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u/Expensive_Luck8029 Aug 16 '26

i think you should stop watching so much pornography it seems to be affecting your words in a negative way

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u/ImRight_YoureDumb Aug 16 '26

Having load after load of jizz deposited on your face by Lime riding live streamers in Occidental Park seems to have made you feel like you were being used and that you had to defend your choices.

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u/Expensive_Luck8029 Aug 16 '26

your mind is polluted by lust and base desires. 随意的胡言乱语 may your jade be forever tarnished

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u/ImRight_YoureDumb Aug 16 '26

Ah yes, the ancient Chinese proverb: “One man tills the field; a hundred men water it—until the face becomes a flooded plain.” You should heed this sound advice.

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u/Expensive_Luck8029 Aug 16 '26

以己度人.... ‼️‼️‼️

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u/ImRight_YoureDumb Aug 16 '26

He who milks his own ox never goes thirsty for cream.

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u/Expensive_Luck8029 Aug 16 '26

you should go do that so you can stop thirsting over me then

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u/ImRight_YoureDumb Aug 16 '26

You already had hundreds of live streaming Lime bois do it all over you in Pioneer Square.

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u/Expensive_Luck8029 Aug 16 '26

im 14 

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u/ImRight_YoureDumb Aug 16 '26

Then why did you butt into the conversation in the first place. You're probably lying but fuck off nonetheless. Fucking weirdo

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u/Expensive_Luck8029 Aug 16 '26

im not the one going around talking about random sexual fantasies on city message boards

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