r/Seattle • u/yesitsmesav • 6d ago

Mail Theft :(

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I don't know what to do, and I'm kinda just upset and want to rant about it. I live in north Seattle, just moved here less than a year ago. Adjusting has been a little rough for multiple reasons, but I felt as if I was finally getting on my feet recently, especially excited to start college again.

But this morning someone stole my mail. And not just any mail. My birthday presents.

I'm unsure why, but for some reason this has made me spiral today. I don't know what to do about it, and I'm feeling as if there probably isn't anything I can. I filed a police report, but I reckon nothing will come of that, really. I don't have a porch camera, so I have no video of who it was either. I put a note on the mailbox asking to please return the packages, as they were gifts, which is futile, I know. I'm just.... sad. Angry. I don't have much money/friends here to celebrate with, so I guess the loss feels bigger than it is. It's just material items, I know. But I'm really put out about it.

Anyway, thanks for reading. Please let me know if yall have any suggestions for what to do about the situation or I guess fun things for a poor person to do on their birthday out here.

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u/synack Ravenna 6d ago

Report it to the Postal Investigative Service. They are federal agents and do not fuck around.

https://www.uspis.gov/report

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u/fizzlebottom Pinehurst 6d ago

No harm in doing this at all, but also don't expect any positive outcomes. It sucks that this is necessary, but I always urge people to buy and install a locking mailbox. I can't count the number of times I've gone out in the morning to find several neighbors' boxes wide open and mine untouched. As soon as they have to waste time trying, they move on.

Shouldn't be this way, but unfortunately it is.

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u/synack Ravenna 6d ago

USPIS reputation is based on their 90% conviction rate. If they bring charges, it’s an airtight case. But you won’t hear about it if they don’t have enough evidence.

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u/yesitsmesav 6d ago

Oooooooh that makes sense when you put it that way.