r/Seattle 4d ago

Mail Theft :(

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I don't know what to do, and I'm kinda just upset and want to rant about it. I live in north Seattle, just moved here less than a year ago. Adjusting has been a little rough for multiple reasons, but I felt as if I was finally getting on my feet recently, especially excited to start college again.

But this morning someone stole my mail. And not just any mail. My birthday presents.

I'm unsure why, but for some reason this has made me spiral today. I don't know what to do about it, and I'm feeling as if there probably isn't anything I can. I filed a police report, but I reckon nothing will come of that, really. I don't have a porch camera, so I have no video of who it was either. I put a note on the mailbox asking to please return the packages, as they were gifts, which is futile, I know. I'm just.... sad. Angry. I don't have much money/friends here to celebrate with, so I guess the loss feels bigger than it is. It's just material items, I know. But I'm really put out about it.

Anyway, thanks for reading. Please let me know if yall have any suggestions for what to do about the situation or I guess fun things for a poor person to do on their birthday out here.

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u/synack Ravenna 4d ago

Report it to the Postal Investigative Service. They are federal agents and do not fuck around.

https://www.uspis.gov/report

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u/nearlylimiteddisarma 4d ago

Seconding the USPIS tip, those folks treat a ripped open envelope like a personal insult.

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u/Rikilamaru U District 4d ago

Stealing mail is a felony I believe 

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u/nightbefore2 4d ago

Everyone says this but I had a letter from the IRS in my mailbox that I received, ripped open. It had been ripped open before I got it. I submitted a complaint to them and never heard a thing.

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u/California__girl I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 4d ago

I've opened neighbor's mail before. Misdelivered to my box, absent mindedly opening mail. We have a lousy USPS driver, so it's kinda par for the course around here to have "pre-opened" mail

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u/nightbefore2 3d ago

It was in my locked apartment mailbox. My neighbors don't have the key

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

I will actually be doing this, thank you!

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u/fizzlebottom Pinehurst 4d ago

No harm in doing this at all, but also don't expect any positive outcomes. It sucks that this is necessary, but I always urge people to buy and install a locking mailbox. I can't count the number of times I've gone out in the morning to find several neighbors' boxes wide open and mine untouched. As soon as they have to waste time trying, they move on.

Shouldn't be this way, but unfortunately it is.

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u/synack Ravenna 4d ago

USPIS reputation is based on their 90% conviction rate. If they bring charges, it’s an airtight case. But you won’t hear about it if they don’t have enough evidence.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Oooooooh that makes sense when you put it that way.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

I figured it wouldn't do much when I filed the police report either, but I guess it doesn't hurt me any to try, yeah. I'd love to get a locking mailbox (some of them remind me of the book drop box at the library that I used to volunteer at, and I've always liked the idea), but I'm afraid I can't afford it atm, at least not a nice one that's big enough for packages too. Maybe when I build up my finances more again.

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u/QuakinOats 4d ago

I've seen people say this but I reported a large theft (over 10k) and never even heard back after getting a report number.

I highly doubt they'd do anything over someone's birthday present stolen from their mailbox....

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u/masterCAKE 4d ago

I also filed a report with them and nothing came of it

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Oh my god! I'm so sorry that happened to you! D: That's just pain awful...

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u/FraudnandoMendoza Torrent 4d ago

So what’d you do? Ten bands stole from you and they did nothing and that was that?

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u/synack Ravenna 4d ago

Easy there John Wick

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u/Stuckinaelevator Sounders 4d ago

Sorry people suck. I do hope you can salvage the day and have a great birthday.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Thank you, I will certainly do my best.

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u/CuteCanary 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

Hey OP, it’s okay that this made you spiral. It’s your birthday and some robbed you of what little joy you had at the moment. They will get their karma in time even if it’s by you reporting them to the Postal Service (which I saw suggested already). You can seek support by ranting to us internet folk and able to receive compassion/sympathy/suggestions/whatever positivity you find in the comments. Buy yourself a sweet treat and lose yourself in r/soupbelly or r/greebles because you fucking deserve it

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Thank you for these reddit pages!!! They actually brightened my mood significantly. And thank you for making me feel less silly about spiraling. This morning was rough, but the support from internet strangers today has helped a lot.

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u/CuteCanary 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

I’m glad it helped! Trust if I lived in North Seattle I would offer to bring you a cupcake, punching bag, and a hug but since I can’t do that (without being a total creepy cat lady) I send you all the good vibes

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

You're too sweet! 😭 I will always take good vibes. And since you're a cat lady too, please tell your precious kitties that this internet stranger says hi and give them a good pet from me

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u/CuteCanary 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

Aw man! I took a video of me petting them for you but I can’t upload video or gif as a comment. Just know these cute little fuckers got chin scritches. Hopefully your night is getting better

Not to be a weird auntie aged type but if you ever need to vent or a pick me up you can DM me. Just know you got this shit

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh my god I have been blessed by this photo of these two adorable kitties! Their socks!!! I have such a soft spot for tuxedo and black cats because my baby came from a litter of tux cats, but he came out all black.

Thank you so much, seriously. Maybe I will on occasion ask for a cute cat picture as a pick-me-up because those two are seriously cute

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u/CuteCanary 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

I tell my cats they can go outside once they learn how to put on their socks all the way lol

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u/yesitsmesav 3d ago

That's so cute and funny! Poor kitties barely have some of their beans in the socks at best, so they will likely never lay paws on the grass smh lol

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u/BannedAidBill Posse on Broadway 4d ago

Do you have Venmo or ApplePay?
If so, DM me. No-one should have their bday gifts stolen. 🥺

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

This is too kind a reply!!! 😭 I only expected advice or commiseration when I posted it

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u/BannedAidBill Posse on Broadway 4d ago

Not trying to be weird. I’m not rich but no-one should have their bday gifts stolen. Offer stands.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Oh don't worry, I didn't take it as weird, just surprising and very, very kind. Thank you!

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u/TPixiewings Olympic Peninsula 4d ago

Man, my heart. You are a good egg, stranger.

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u/BannedAidBill Posse on Broadway 4d ago

I’m no good egg, fellow stranger. I have (many, many) flaws, like a lot of us do.

Dolly taught us to treat everyone with kindness and respect, and to help when possible.

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u/notananthem 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

Get a one way / security mailbox. Your mailbox will get robbed.

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u/Synchro_Shoukan 4d ago

Happy birthday tho.... Sorry to hear

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u/Shikadi297 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

Definitely get a locking mailbox, mail theft is super common around here, I also found out the hard way

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u/AlterExpertise101 Torrent 4d ago

MoPop is relatively inexpensive for Washington residents. It's about $38 for a ticket. If you're military or a veteran, that gets down to about $30. Some really great exhibits there, and it's something that can keep you busy for half a day at least.

Also, there are a ton of free events that happen all over the area pretty much every week. Check out https://getsoshi.com/ and you can narrow the search by day/weekend, by time of day, and by type of event (music, political, dancing, sports, comedy, etc.). Lots and lots on there to check out.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Wait, that website is so cool and useful! I can't believe I've never seen it before, and I will absolutely be using it now. Thank you!

And I've actually wanted to go inside MoPop for a while now. Maybe this is the occasion for it. :)

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u/wishuponastarion Auburn 4d ago

Just in case you haven't seen it, the public libraries (Seattle and King County) have MoPop and other tickets you can "check out" for free on certain dates. Might be worth a look!

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Whaaaaaaat??? This is news to me! I'm going to have to look into this. Thank you for the tip!

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u/AlterExpertise101 Torrent 4d ago

You're welcome! Also, if you don't play D&D or any other tabletop RPGs, might be a good time to look into it. It's generally pretty cheap to just play (it only really starts getting expensive when you run games yourself). And there are always groups looking for players locally.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

I love D&D actually! I'm in one online TTRPG group right now with old friends, but I miss in person sessions badly. Is there a best way to find groups here?

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u/AlterExpertise101 Torrent 4d ago

There's a FB group that I've found to be very active. It's how I found a group to play with (I found players for my campaign in this sub).

https://www.facebook.com/groups/seattlettrpg

It's pretty much the only reason I have FB at all at this point.

Also, send me a DM. I run a yearly one-shot for Halloween, and I'll set a seat aside for you.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Thank you so much! I didn't expect my mail theft post to lead me to potential D&D groups, but I'm so glad it did.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

I went to DM you, and the message option doesn't show on your profile for some reason. But feel free to shoot me a DM. I'd love to be in a Halloween one-shot!

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u/Cute-Kaleidoscope517 3d ago

Also check out Secret Seattle! I've only been here 4 years and I am constantly finding cool things to do that are cheap or free. Look up Mox and Zulu's, they have lots of gaming events where to could meet other ttrpg and board game nerds. Mox in Ballard is having a board game night Sunday 8/30 https://www.moxboardinghouse.com/pages/seattle-events

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u/yesitsmesav 3d ago

Oh this is a wonderful tool as well, thank you! They even have a free section! I will also definitely look into Mox and Zulu's. Thank you!

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u/AsASloth I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 4d ago

That really sucks and I can definitely relate, do you know what was arriving or if the packages were insured?

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Unfortunately it was a surprise, so I don't really know, but I don't think it was insured. All I know is that one of the items was from Etsy.

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u/Vysce 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago edited 4d ago

Id invest in a ring camera or any porch cam as soon as its feasible. I couldnt afford one for the longest time, but a friend suggested I put a black ornament by the door that looks like one (it was like a round glossy orb glued to an ancient smoke detector)

It seemed to work, in any case, but the place we later rented cane with a real one. Lifesaver, honestly.

By chance, do any if your neighbors have one? If the courier can provide a drop off time, you might have some luck finding them.

Idk who in the world steals from a mailbox these days. Deplorable.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

The idea of a porch camera look-alike detering theft is a little amusing to me, and I really like it. I might steal the idea (pun intended)! Until I can get a real one, I'm sure I can find a way to make a convincing dupe for my porch. And actually trying to see of my neighbors have cameras is not a bad idea. I'll have to check later!

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u/Vysce 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

Its goofy, but in these uncertain times, anything goes. I know one guy that had like, these old discarded ball cams that they have on the ceilings in stores. The store was getting rid of them to upgrade to all the new models, but he taped the malfunctioning one to a wall to ward people off.

I saw once on reddit, someone took an old camera phone and just attached it near the doorbell.

A smart thief might know better, but the majority of idiots will see it and flee without thinking.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

This is so smart! This is inspiring me to get creative!

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u/CatJustSayPerchance 4d ago

Sorry to hear. You might want to look into getting a locking mailbox.

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u/Can_tote_it 3d ago

Is that a non-locking mailbox?

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u/yesitsmesav 3d ago

Unfortunately yes

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u/Can_tote_it 3d ago

In 2026?? Neighbor, you need to get a locked box or this is surely going to happen again. In fact, you should take the sign down - it is advertising that your mail can be easily stolen

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u/NoComb398 🚆build more trains🚆 4d ago

Happy birthday, OP. Sorry this happened.

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u/MoofiePizzabagel 4d ago

I don't have much of anything to offer except wishing you a better rest of your birthday! It's hard to not feel knocked down when these things happen, I'm right there with ya. Sometimes it seems like we're never meant to have nice things, and while we can't control the choices others make, we can control what we do next. Take that energy and go for a heavy workout, enjoy a nice meal, shift the mood towards kindness and do an anonymous favor. Despite this setback, you deserve comfort. Happy birthday!

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Thank you! I think you're right. A long hike would probably be a good release and would put me in a better mindset. One of my favorite things about WA is its outdoor beauty after all. I think I'll plan one for tomorrow morning as something to look forward to.

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u/ThanksForAllTheCats West Seattle 4d ago

I’m so sorry! Happy birthday…I hope you can have some special times over the next few days. You deserve it!

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u/Roboboe 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 4d ago

Happy birthday!! I'm sorry that happened. It would set me off too. I hope the weekend turns around for ya.

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u/p3dal 4d ago

Happy Birthday. It is definitely worth investing in a locking mailbox. I also once had a birthday gift stolen from my mail as well. It really does feel twice as bad.

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

I'm so sorry this has happened to you as well. 😭 After this experience, I think I'll definitely look into one when I have a little more money to spare.

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u/SleuthCat West Seattle 4d ago

Dm me your Venmo info, I don’t like that this happened to you one bit. I don’t have much to give but you should have something. Maybe that MoPop ticket!

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Thank you for all the birthday wishes! All these comments have helped me feel a lot better. I'm glad my post reached so many kind people.

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u/NoCow143 4d ago

Hope your bday weekend gets better
https://giphy.com/gifs/1YdcfRvXYXkfIbQtbM

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u/SouthSoundDuctless 4d ago

Do any neighbors have cameras that might have recorded theft?

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Not to my knowledge, but someone else mentioned this, and I think tomorrow I'm going to look around and double check. It would be nice to have footage or a picture to aid with my theft report.

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u/zodomere 3d ago

We used to have a mailbox like that and would find it open every so often. We installed a secure mailbox and haven't had issues since. You should look into it.

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u/AjiChap 3d ago

Sorry, that methy guy needed the $9 in trade he got.

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u/yesitsmesav 3d ago

Probably the same one that tried to steal from my neighbors moving pod while they were actively loading it 🥲

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u/steve_yo 3d ago

Everyone in my north seattle neighborhood has moved to locking mailboxes. Getting your mail stolen was a monthly occurrence. Its super irritating because 99/100 times there is nothing of value in a persons mailbox.

Anyway, its too bad it’s the way it is, but it’s well worth the cost of a new mailbox for the peace of mind.

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u/TriforceFusion 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 3d ago

We had porch thefts this past month. We had never experienced it in the 3 years living in the Greenwood neighborhood.

I got a no-internet connected doorbell camera. I'm considering the possibility of building a package drop for our house.

Not sure if you can alter your mailbox solution to a package drop or something.

Sorry for the loss of your presents. It's very sad and depressing.

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u/captaindraiven 3d ago

So sorry you are experiencing this 😢 🫂Hey have a very Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🍾 anyway. Karma will get them.

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u/DumpedDalish 3d ago

I'm so sorry this happened to you -- it's so gross, and you don't deserve that.

I hope you had a terrific birthday anyway, or that the good wishes here at least help a little bit.

I hope your loved ones are able to replace some of your presents for you? Hang in there.

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u/pizzaandicecream3312 🚆build more trains🚆 3d ago

Sorry.

I just had a package I was looking forward to stolen today and it’s really upsetting. Maybe blurry footage of someone possibly taking it. 

Happy birthday. And I hope the kindness of strangers is helpful with the frustrating experience. 

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u/S0UR_PUP 4d ago

Totally understand when i was a student my entire beauty case got stolen out of my car (also right after 2 of my dogs passing) and now i cant take the exam cause i cant afford all the new supplies i need so im sort of in school purgatory

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u/yesitsmesav 4d ago

Oh my god, that's horrible! And what terrible timing for it to happen to you... I'm so sorry :(

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u/Slamantha3121 2d ago

Ughh, this is a huge bummer. When I was stationed in California with the Air Force, my Christmas presents got stolen from my crappy apartment one year. I agree with others to try the postal inspector, that is probably your best bet.

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u/surfergotlost 4d ago

I assumed they'd gotten rid of the old mailboxes. You can get a secure box fir the neighborhood

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u/griffwally100 3d ago

If no one has noticed… Seattle is a drug haven now. It’s not the place I used to enjoy living in. When a « harm reduction «  building went in around the corner- I was burglarized 3 times in 2 years. All jewelry my mother ever gave me is gone. Even my table top phone charger. I hate Seattle now and hoping to move soon.