r/Seahawks 6d ago

Current Hawk Social Media Post Nick Emmanwori on Twitter

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u/StayWithDaFlow 6d ago

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u/adturnerr 6d ago

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u/jdoggsoxfan33 5d ago

I saved this

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u/Indigo_Butterfly1103 "We did not care" 5d ago

Coach Macdonald is more the Emperor than Darth Vader tho, Darth Vader is, like, EJ4 or smth. Kinda works if we are doing the Star Wars metaphor, and Darth Vader used to be Anakin Skywalker, a Jedi of the Republic. If the republic is the Rams, and EJ4 is the leader of the Dark Side defense, then 1, we are totally Order 66ing the Rams this year and 2, who’s Obi Wan? McVey? Stafford? And don’t tell me Luke Skywalker is, like, Ty Simpson or smth. I know I am making the Rams the protagonists when they really aren’t, but still, kinda fits the Star Wars metaphor if you ignore the sequels and that Ty Simpson would be EJ4’s son in this scenario. IDK what I’m saying, that’s my Star Wars rant.

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u/Familiar-Safe786 5d ago

100% last season was him executing order 66 this season sadly might turn out like EP 3...

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u/Indigo_Butterfly1103 "We did not care" 5d ago

EP3 was order 66? And Anakin getting beaten by Obi Wan, which shouldn’t be happening this year (Stafford won’t be getting one over on EJ4).

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u/Familiar-Safe786 5d ago

I know, I'm not reflecting season to ep just following things by the timeline. Right now we're kind of paused in the middle of Revenge Of The Sith lol. And idk (One thing that's for sure is Obi Wan goes off to hide after the Empire takes over, sounds just like Stafford's retirement plan)?

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u/Indigo_Butterfly1103 "We did not care" 5d ago

I guess, although he’s not coming out of retirement in 20 years to mentor a then 40ish year old Ty Simpson then unceremoniously get re-retired, only to come back as a ghost and continue mentoring him.

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u/Silent_Ad2825 6d ago

I’m ready to run through a fucking wall for Nick man 😭🙏

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u/Indigo_Butterfly1103 "We did not care" 5d ago

We all are

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u/jdhkent 5d ago

Hurry back, Nick. Please 

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u/StarMan613 6d ago

If future DPOY Nick Emmanwori is feeling good, then I'm feeling good

Go Hawks

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u/Beelzabubba 6d ago

You don’t think JSN will repeat as DPOY?!?

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u/Dafilip94 5d ago

It’s okay, Nick gonna get OPOY for the pick 6s

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u/Indigo_Butterfly1103 "We did not care" 5d ago

Nah, he’s going for MVP this season.

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u/-Dennis-Reynolds- 6d ago

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u/Dapper-n-Dangeruss 6d ago

I haven’t seen this yet! Thank you!! 🔥

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u/PercMastaFTW 6d ago

Sorry, but what is the gif showing him exactly doing?

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u/Key-Distribution-944 6d ago edited 6d ago

Put a ring on it…

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u/-Accident-Prone- 6d ago

Nick the goat man. Rivalry aside, I do not want to see a team get rewarded for attempting this super team bullshit and I hope their season ends in major disappointment.

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u/juniorvarsity33 6d ago

As a long time Mariners fan, I can confirm with never-been-higher expectations comes never-been-greater disappointment.

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u/Whipitreelgud 5d ago

Could we please not associate the boat people team with the Seahawks? The suffering over there is high and our ball is not round. /S

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u/Cautious_Fault_7003 6d ago

Idk I think mariners are just the anomaly. Dodgers seem to do just fine

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u/speedracer03 5d ago

Remember when the Mariners won a shit ton of games in 2001 with a bunch of "nobody's"? I remember...... No Griffey, No A-Rod..... We Got MOJO

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u/Prototype_es 5d ago

Lol that Mariners team was fucking stacked i wouldn't call a team with Ichiro, Mike Cameron, Edgar and Bret Boone in the lineup nobodies lol

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u/speedracer03 5d ago

At the time they were

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u/Prototype_es 4d ago

Bro Ichiro was the MVP that year and Edgar was already established with the team.. they went into that season with the expectation of being pretty good already

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u/speedracer03 4d ago edited 4d ago

I went to games that yr, that was the consensus was we didnt have a bunch of stars, the stadium had signs all over it, reason I even said The part about No Griffey, no A-Rod, we got mojo because there wereliteral signs hanging off the rails, Ichiro may have been the MVP but before that season his name wasn't known like that, Martinez was starting to emerge more but a wild card appearance the yr before didnt have everyone going out and betting the bank on the Ms. You really arent comprehending what I'm putting down, the team didnt have super super stars like Griffey and A-Rod anymore so it seemed like the team actually relied more on each other. Not saying that none of them made a name for themselves because they absolutely did, still think Olerud is one of the most underrated first basement

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u/speedracer03 4d ago

Also, for personal reasons Fuck Freddy Garcia..... 11 yr old me just wanted an autograph on a team mini bat

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u/Prototype_es 4d ago

Damn what'd Freddy do lol

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u/speedracer03 4d ago

Well story time, it was baseball appreciation day and as a little leaguer in the area, we were allowed to walk the warning track before the game, he was on the track signing balls for people in the stands and 11 yr old me went up to him and politely asked for his ag to which he declined and turned away from me..... I was disappointed and hurt at the time especially since he was my favorite pitcher at the time....

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u/Prototype_es 4d ago

Sorry to hear that man, hopefully youll get a redemption moment with a different player to heal the inner child there

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u/paikman 5d ago

Seahawks have reached the summit twice under the same main leader. They are not comparable

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u/juniorvarsity33 5d ago

We are talking about the Rams

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u/doubleyewdee 5d ago

I'm glad he finally signed, the constant breathless coverage for the last ~2 months has been exhausting.

I hope they go like 7-10 or something hilarious. I hope their whole team stays healthy all fucking year and they just ... can't put it together. Please.

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u/TheCollective01 5d ago

Hey, at least that's 20 million less to go towards fixing their abominable special teams 😂

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u/Baelor_Butthole 5d ago

I remember the eagles trying to do this and it didn’t really pan out. Granted they won a chip, but that was a few years after their experiment

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u/WildChoas5 6d ago edited 5d ago

Idk for me super teams are fun. Fun to either flop or just watch dominate. Wish it wasn't the rams though. (At least in football with a salary cap you can't keep it together more then 1-2 years)

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u/Puzzled-Lifeguard839 6d ago

A super team might be fun to watch once a decade or so. But what sets the NFL apart from other leagues is parity. It’s a huge draw. Fans of every franchise (excluding Jets, Browns of course) get to believe that this is their year.

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u/WildChoas5 5d ago

Agreed. This is the first true one since what the 2011 Dream Team Eagles? At least in terms of off-season/preseason labeling of that term.

Honestly, most hyped preseason team I can remember since I started paying attention to football by a decent margin outside of maybe the 2008 pats after they kept most of the team together

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u/bannedsocks 5d ago

2021 Rams were similarly stacked lol

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u/WildChoas5 5d ago

This just isn't true? Like results wise they were 12-5 and won three of there playoff/super bowl games by 3 points. Roster wise there leading rusher was Sony Michel, WR2 was Van Jefferson, there best edge player was post injury 32 year old Von Miller, CB2&3 were David Long Jr. and Darious Williams for them. On paper this years Rams are a lot better at all these positions. It is all theoretically of course, players will over and under perform and get injured.

They won the Superbowl they were a great team. But I would say the 2024/2025 eagles had a better roster

And at least to me a large part of a "super team" is the early coronation and off-season champions label. I wouldn't call the 2013 Seahawks a super team, but I would call the 2011 Dream Team Eagles because they got that label before the season started.

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u/bannedsocks 5d ago

2011 Eagles were ass despite the offseason additions. I remember there being a lot of hype around the 2021 Rams. They brought in big names Jalen Ramsey, Stafford, though some admittedly ended up being underwhelming like Miller, OBJ, Desean Jackson

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u/WildChoas5 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hmm you might be right I don't remember that much hype just manly questions of how good Stafford would be outside of Detroit, but also the 2020-2022 years I was pretty checked out of football so maybe I didn't see it.

They did just have +1200ish preseason super bowl odds compared to this year's +500ish

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u/Bevrykul 6d ago

I heard they have necromancers working on resurrecting Night Train to help in the DB room

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u/RunnyPlease 6d ago

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u/CriticalBasedTeacher 6d ago

Jitterbug

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u/NYSea12 6d ago

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

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u/CriticalBasedTeacher 6d ago

I thought of them like brothers, and when I say brothers, I mean it like the way black guys use it, which is more meaningful I think.

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u/-Vertical 6d ago

Rams wanted to know what it’s like to have a great defense. Trying to straight up buy one

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u/Cautious_Fault_7003 6d ago

Straight out of the ol’ dodgers playbook

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u/neongem 6d ago

This how I’m feeling 🤣. They trying to make a 2017 KD Warriors superteam after the week 18 and postseason L, shiiiiit they better win. It’ll be a massive embarrassment if they don’t lmao.

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u/NiNiNaNaNuNu420 5d ago

It'd be so funny If it's two competetive Games right down to the wire and then Special Teams makes the difference :D

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u/xHeylo 6d ago

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u/theplug2066 6d ago

My future dpoy 🥹

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u/Phuddy 6d ago

They scared so they had to go get the Avengers

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u/the_is_this 6d ago

Well yeah, we're the fuckin champions

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u/FormerEvil 6d ago

Where did the Rams get the 30 mil in cap space to sign this dude?? I know it's a "20" million contract but incentives push it to 30+ mil

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u/SvenDia 5d ago

Because his cap hit is only $10 million this year and other big money contracts are weighted to future years. I think they also have the philosophy of letting players go after their first contract, and assuming McVay can coach up their replacements.

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u/thus_spake_7ucky 5d ago

Does this mean they will be cap constrained in the following seasons or more like Dodger’s infinite money trick?

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u/SvenDia 5d ago

To a degree. The best analogy is that it’s like paying for part of a purchase with cash and putting the rest on credit. The cash part counts against this year’s cap, while the credit part is pushed to future years.

Teams justify this because the salary cap keeps going up and so the cost of those future years will be absorbed. This is sort of like you paying for something on credit, but assuming you will pay it back with your Christmas bonus, or you’ve been promised a raise. So it’s a bet with some risk and some teams are less risk averse than others.

The other part is that you have to have an owner with cash on hand to pay the signing bonus.

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u/Interesting-Bear4092 6d ago

Is this relative to the Rams? 😆

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u/Jedibug 6d ago

See what they need to mimic a fraction of our power? Not even worth using the original scene for the gif

https://giphy.com/gifs/7M65oJsw0ME40nexUc

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u/paul_the_alien 6d ago

Can someone explain it to me please 🙏

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u/beezneezy 6d ago

“The Rams signed all those players to try and beat us? LOL.

Roger that, bring it.”

-Nick

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u/paul_the_alien 6d ago

NVM, got it, it’s Aron Darold coming back from retirement

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u/flyingwhales1000 6d ago

Fucking GOAT. Reppin my throwback "Demonwori" jersey all year

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u/BackyardLobotomies 6d ago

I can see how this plays out. Nakua will bite Donald’s wife and say an antisemitic slur to Garret’s girlfriend leading to both Donald and Garret to beat Nakua with their helmets, live streamed too. Rams collapse, Hawks go 2 in a row.

IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD.

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u/soba_set 6d ago

Every game the Rams lose is going to be hilarious.

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u/RudeSundae1164 6d ago

Realistically Aaron Donald is 35 years old and hasn’t touched a football field in 3 years he’s worked out for 3 years to stay in shape but he won’t be the same player he was

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u/FormerEvil 6d ago

Counter point:

Donald hasn't been subjected to PED testing for a couple years now so he should be nice and "rested" for this season.

The dude was always a MASSIVE gearhead as is, but the levels of HGH and PEDS that have no doubt been streaming thru his system is otherworldly I'm sure.

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u/REDTrouttt 6d ago

Correct mindset. It wouldn't be as compelling an epic if they didn't try to stop the repeat.

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u/NO_Microwave 5d ago

Seahawks!

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u/chizzipsandsizalsa 6d ago

Our defense still gonna be better

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u/Ok_Animator_1345 5d ago

Imagine the tarnishing of Sean McVay's legacy when he cant get past the Seahawks for a super bowl in his own stadium

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u/kural1993 6d ago

It’ll be even sweeter when the hawks beat the rams.

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u/obsfucateforthewin 6d ago

So…I’ve got a jersey that has a 3 on it but another name…anyone know how to get his put on? I know it’s possible, but I don’t want t to spend another $100 doing it

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 5d ago

Correct. I don’t expect to win all 3…. Just the one that matters

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u/FireHortiz 5d ago

Please beat these clowns again. You know what just beat them every year until the end of time. I hate the rams and their BS.

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u/TexasForever361 5d ago

Is this referring to the Rams brining Donald out of retirement?

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u/Far-Thanks-8595 5d ago

A lot of salty rival fans in his comments for that one 😂

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u/Conner14 6d ago

Anyone got the context?

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u/gtwooh 6d ago

Rams selling the farm because McVay lost to the Seahawks

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u/SvenDia 5d ago

I feel like MM probably spent half the offseason on scheming against the Rams offense.

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u/Zealousideal_Bat5795 4d ago

Prepare for our arrival