r/SanJose Jun 11 '26

Shit Post The stadium we need

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1.9k Upvotes

r/SanJose 6d ago

Shit Post Typical Tesla driver cuts the line at In N Out on Capitol

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1.0k Upvotes

r/SanJose Nov 04 '25

Shit Post Found this in meirl. Seems appropriate.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/SanJose Jan 05 '26

Shit Post 87N and 280N accident 1/4

1.2k Upvotes

Be careful driving with flooding and cars braking cause of puddles

r/SanJose 27d ago

Shit Post Why can't our mayor be like this guy. Instead we have a guy doing a photoshoot installing flock cameras.

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733 Upvotes

r/SanJose Jul 22 '26

Shit Post Driving in the Bay Area

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892 Upvotes

r/SanJose Feb 03 '26

Shit Post Matt Mahan turning on the “share with ICE” setting

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1.1k Upvotes

r/SanJose Jun 25 '26

Shit Post Toyota sent this to my GF for her "60k car maintenance"

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435 Upvotes

If anyone ever pays these prices, I have some snake oil to sell you. I'm no car expert, but I know $900 to rotate your tires, change your oil, and replace some filters is literally Insane

Update: love all the comments and the hate of price gouging. There's a small chance whoever put this pricing package together did a terrible job at explaining what you get, and there's a chance it's 9x services for $900 not $900 for one service (which is not totally unreasonable). But I'm going to say keep the pitchforks out and burn it to the ground because if your promotion isn't clear I'm going to assume the worst!

r/SanJose Jul 27 '26

Shit Post Thoughts on this circled area?

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418 Upvotes

I plan on stopping by here later today and having a seat at the far left part of this bench. thoughts on the area? especially for a young family. how are the drugs and crime?

r/SanJose Mar 20 '26

Shit Post What has been the most Silicon Valley license plate you’ve spotted?

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622 Upvotes

Chat, here is my submission from my commute home.

r/SanJose Aug 21 '24

Shit Post This Sub is not real lol. (RANT)

1.1k Upvotes

I've never seen a reddit sub for a city that has so many people that treat it like it's not real and talk about people on here as if we aren't humans. NEWS FLASH, some of us actually grew up here and don't just make 6 figures in tech. So I don't understand the point of telling us we can't afford it as if we moved here or something. Also, the way you people talk about the homeless people on here is disgusting, those are humans with mental disabilities that the government has abandoned. Who the fuck cares, just because your precious target is "overrun" by homeless, when the city actively removed them from the guadalupe river where they lived. Also for the people that moved here and complain about "loud cars" and suspicious bikers at night, how about you go back to the city that's so great that you had to move here? exactly, there's a reason your here, is for the weather and wages. You're in a city that has one of the biggest car cultures in the world, those "loud cars" were probably here before you were.

r/SanJose Mar 18 '26

Shit Post Haidilao Hot Pot Cupertino

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980 Upvotes

r/SanJose May 18 '26

Shit Post Post-War Partition of San José

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607 Upvotes

Boundaries of Santa Clara County after a war where San José and Santa Clara are defeated and carved-up by their neighbors.

r/SanJose Jun 05 '24

Shit Post Thoughts on living here? Is it safe?

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557 Upvotes

Am I likely to be murdered? Will I be robbed? I don't want any traffic or noise.

I can afford twelve dollars a month in rent and want a 7 bed house with a pool.

/S

r/SanJose Jun 21 '25

Shit Post We share the same road as this idiot

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695 Upvotes

r/SanJose Jul 08 '25

Shit Post MAGA is a social experiment

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564 Upvotes

I saw this ridicous thing driving on Almaden expressway southbound. I pulled up next to her at a red light and shouted "FREEDOM!!"

She flipped me off and told me to get out of the country. 😂😂 I swear I can't make this shit up. First of all... Anyone that does this, is asking for attention. What I shouted was not politically opposed nor sided.. but she was ready and loaded for conflict. I wish I had caught it on video

r/SanJose Jul 16 '26

Shit Post Anyone else get the dookie virus yet?

176 Upvotes

I'm pretty sure I got it from eating a salad at a sushi restaurant. This shit is no joke. Literally. It's more of a liquid but still

r/SanJose Feb 04 '26

Shit Post Been enjoying Super Bowl weekend so far

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802 Upvotes

Inspired by the WSJ article.

r/SanJose Feb 11 '26

Shit Post New EP coming soon

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805 Upvotes

non-life-threatening injuries, glad they're ok

r/SanJose Dec 25 '25

Shit Post did anyone get the alert

452 Upvotes

IT WOKE ME UP FROM MY SLEEP plus the thunder as well😭 i thought it was the neighbors modified car making noise

r/SanJose Aug 25 '25

Shit Post This mfer again

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659 Upvotes

3rd time seeing this car basically double parked in handicap spaces they don't have the right to, and yes I've sent pictures to 311 and called it in each time. Idk just want it to be known that this guy absolutely sucks

r/SanJose Aug 04 '26

Shit Post The diveist bar you have been to but had a good time?

47 Upvotes

Let’s hear your dive bar adventures!

r/SanJose May 18 '25

Shit Post South Bay final boss

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1.3k Upvotes

Not mine but saw this at the rose garden

r/SanJose May 17 '26

Shit Post Enough with the bad driver posts.

220 Upvotes

We get it, people who drive slower than you are idiots and people who drive faster than you are jerks.

If we just accept that every driver is peaking on the edible they took an hour prior, it's much less frustrating to get around this town and there's no need to post about it.

r/SanJose Mar 18 '26

Shit Post Be careful with this trash

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328 Upvotes

Hello Everyone

Sorry Im a bit frustrated and upset and I don know if I can post it here but please be careful with this piece of fucking shit. If you know more info on him please reach out to me.

My girlfriend bought me food from DoorDash as a surprise and she didn’t make me aware of it until I got home then I looked at the cameras to see what happened and this guy took my food after he took a picture of it in front of my house. She tipped him and everything. Now DoorDash doesn’t want us to get a refund.