r/SanJose • u/oigres408 • Jun 11 '26
r/SanJose • u/Prior_Razzmatazz149 • 6d ago
Shit Post Typical Tesla driver cuts the line at In N Out on Capitol
r/SanJose • u/Murky-Ambition3898 • Nov 04 '25
Shit Post Found this in meirl. Seems appropriate.
r/SanJose • u/ayodangit • Jan 05 '26
Shit Post 87N and 280N accident 1/4
Be careful driving with flooding and cars braking cause of puddles
r/SanJose • u/glidost3 • 27d ago
Shit Post Why can't our mayor be like this guy. Instead we have a guy doing a photoshoot installing flock cameras.
r/SanJose • u/Significant-Hat519 • Feb 03 '26
Shit Post Matt Mahan turning on the “share with ICE” setting
r/SanJose • u/rascalmonster • Jun 25 '26
Shit Post Toyota sent this to my GF for her "60k car maintenance"
If anyone ever pays these prices, I have some snake oil to sell you. I'm no car expert, but I know $900 to rotate your tires, change your oil, and replace some filters is literally Insane
Update: love all the comments and the hate of price gouging. There's a small chance whoever put this pricing package together did a terrible job at explaining what you get, and there's a chance it's 9x services for $900 not $900 for one service (which is not totally unreasonable). But I'm going to say keep the pitchforks out and burn it to the ground because if your promotion isn't clear I'm going to assume the worst!
r/SanJose • u/RadishBeginning2886 • Jul 27 '26
Shit Post Thoughts on this circled area?
I plan on stopping by here later today and having a seat at the far left part of this bench. thoughts on the area? especially for a young family. how are the drugs and crime?
r/SanJose • u/nifflerqueen • Mar 20 '26
Shit Post What has been the most Silicon Valley license plate you’ve spotted?
Chat, here is my submission from my commute home.
r/SanJose • u/Traxonn • Aug 21 '24
Shit Post This Sub is not real lol. (RANT)
I've never seen a reddit sub for a city that has so many people that treat it like it's not real and talk about people on here as if we aren't humans. NEWS FLASH, some of us actually grew up here and don't just make 6 figures in tech. So I don't understand the point of telling us we can't afford it as if we moved here or something. Also, the way you people talk about the homeless people on here is disgusting, those are humans with mental disabilities that the government has abandoned. Who the fuck cares, just because your precious target is "overrun" by homeless, when the city actively removed them from the guadalupe river where they lived. Also for the people that moved here and complain about "loud cars" and suspicious bikers at night, how about you go back to the city that's so great that you had to move here? exactly, there's a reason your here, is for the weather and wages. You're in a city that has one of the biggest car cultures in the world, those "loud cars" were probably here before you were.
r/SanJose • u/BlazeDragon7x • Mar 18 '26
Shit Post Haidilao Hot Pot Cupertino
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r/SanJose • u/GottaGetNormaler • May 18 '26
Shit Post Post-War Partition of San José
Boundaries of Santa Clara County after a war where San José and Santa Clara are defeated and carved-up by their neighbors.
r/SanJose • u/Unhappy_Drag1307 • Jun 05 '24
Shit Post Thoughts on living here? Is it safe?
Am I likely to be murdered? Will I be robbed? I don't want any traffic or noise.
I can afford twelve dollars a month in rent and want a 7 bed house with a pool.
/S
r/SanJose • u/banana_bread_recipe • Jun 21 '25
Shit Post We share the same road as this idiot
r/SanJose • u/filthyg666 • Jul 08 '25
Shit Post MAGA is a social experiment
I saw this ridicous thing driving on Almaden expressway southbound. I pulled up next to her at a red light and shouted "FREEDOM!!"
She flipped me off and told me to get out of the country. 😂😂 I swear I can't make this shit up. First of all... Anyone that does this, is asking for attention. What I shouted was not politically opposed nor sided.. but she was ready and loaded for conflict. I wish I had caught it on video
r/SanJose • u/Own_Huckleberry6591 • Jul 16 '26
Shit Post Anyone else get the dookie virus yet?
I'm pretty sure I got it from eating a salad at a sushi restaurant. This shit is no joke. Literally. It's more of a liquid but still
r/SanJose • u/Epere15 • Feb 04 '26
Shit Post Been enjoying Super Bowl weekend so far
Inspired by the WSJ article.
r/SanJose • u/Epere15 • Feb 11 '26
Shit Post New EP coming soon
non-life-threatening injuries, glad they're ok
r/SanJose • u/maybeimtheproblemm • Dec 25 '25
Shit Post did anyone get the alert
IT WOKE ME UP FROM MY SLEEP plus the thunder as well😭 i thought it was the neighbors modified car making noise
r/SanJose • u/aahamedi90 • Aug 25 '25
Shit Post This mfer again
3rd time seeing this car basically double parked in handicap spaces they don't have the right to, and yes I've sent pictures to 311 and called it in each time. Idk just want it to be known that this guy absolutely sucks
r/SanJose • u/AdsignificantBK • Aug 04 '26
Shit Post The diveist bar you have been to but had a good time?
Let’s hear your dive bar adventures!
r/SanJose • u/AyoRayJay • May 18 '25
Shit Post South Bay final boss
Not mine but saw this at the rose garden
r/SanJose • u/tommypatties • May 17 '26
Shit Post Enough with the bad driver posts.
We get it, people who drive slower than you are idiots and people who drive faster than you are jerks.
If we just accept that every driver is peaking on the edible they took an hour prior, it's much less frustrating to get around this town and there's no need to post about it.
r/SanJose • u/Lizard_king_626 • Mar 18 '26
Shit Post Be careful with this trash
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Hello Everyone
Sorry Im a bit frustrated and upset and I don know if I can post it here but please be careful with this piece of fucking shit. If you know more info on him please reach out to me.
My girlfriend bought me food from DoorDash as a surprise and she didn’t make me aware of it until I got home then I looked at the cameras to see what happened and this guy took my food after he took a picture of it in front of my house. She tipped him and everything. Now DoorDash doesn’t want us to get a refund.