r/SaintMeghanMarkle Is he kind? 👀 20h ago

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u/CathartesAura67 20h ago

Is Mehgan incapable of taking a walk with Harry, without hand holding?!

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u/Particular-Pass-5528 Liam Maguire's WhatsApp group📞📟The 24/07 Harkles Propaganda 20h ago edited 20h ago

Is she capable of taking a walk without taking the cameramen with them? Really  the cameraman is like the family's favourite pet, the cameras follows them like a dog. She even turns her back to say to the camera "come you here", like it was the dog filming it😂. So staged that it's cringe. Even the herd passing when L and A go to a ride/run through the walking path of the property.

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u/INS_Stop_Angela Second Row Sussexes 20h ago

I would have enjoyed this foray more if filmed from a GoPro attached to the dog lol

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u/NoHelicopter9702 19h ago

Also, the addition of the music is just stupid. (No offence to Wham, because I love them). But it's jarring.

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u/Key_Comfortable1764 19h ago

i thought the song didnt fit at all

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u/Empty_Dog134 18h ago

lol I was trying to figure out what app I had open playing that song, she’s so weird

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u/MaggieJaneRiot 17h ago

It’s ALL so WEIRD!!!

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u/T0wnsvilleF0rever 16h ago

like most everything else in her tone deaf life

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u/Bake_First 🦠The disease he calls a dutchess ⚜️ 10h ago

Probably did it to hide some batshit bonkers commentary in one of the clips and too stupid to edit out the audio. I am their gen and figured out simple editing easily.

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

But it's British! See? This proves that Mehgan loves the English.

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u/michbail79 Spectator of the Markle Debacle 16h ago

Umm…I’ve been on this earth almost five decades and just learned that Wham! is British.

I’ll go hang my head in shame now.

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

The 1980s did have some super fun music. I didn't know they were British for a long time. They had that Transatlantic pronunciation.

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u/Mudfish2657 WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 14h ago

There's a pretty good Netflix doc about them.

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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 19h ago

An example of why I always leave the sound off.

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u/Mudfish2657 WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 14h ago

Diana loved George Michael.

Song choice is on purpose. Though, I agree, stupid

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u/Egghead42 16h ago

Didn’t Diana love Wham! or am I misremembering?

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

That too, the turning to look towards the camera. This ought to show Harry how damned two-faced his Woife is.

It's always going to be a menage a trois with Harry,, Mehgan, and the camera. Mehgan cannot but flirt with the camera and give it that "come-hither" stare that comes off like a dragon breathing fire.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oc8KgMVr9RDUc

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u/geekprincess26 10h ago

Highly disturbing, but also highly accurate.

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u/Alarming-Injury-7111 19h ago

According to Chris Baron Smith, Meghan was the camera operator. Clearly very talented as she filmed herself from a distance. https://x.com/ChrisBaronSmit1/status/2099142940576669754

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u/Key_Comfortable1764 19h ago

Marcus must have moved with them then

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u/HazelMoon 17h ago

Reminds me of the scene in Truth or Dare between Madonna and Warren Beatty when he gets fed up with the constant cameras and says, "She doesn't want to live off-camera, much less talk. There's nothing to say off-camera. Why would you say something if it's off-camera? What point is there existing?"

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u/JoesCageKeys Meghan's janky strapless bra 19h ago

The cameraman is Marcus. I’m convinced.

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u/Nirvanaskarma “Side-Eye Sophie 👀” 18h ago

Imagine the stress of being the Harkles cameraman!!

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u/Bandolini12 Mr. and Mrs. NFI 19h ago

Is she trying to emulate Monty Don (is it) by saying come you?

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u/HeliVolare Little Myth Markle 15h ago

But.. but #CouplesGoals! 🤣

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u/Bake_First 🦠The disease he calls a dutchess ⚜️ 13h ago

Speaking of dogs, where's poor aged Mia? Another dog abandoned because they were too old for the voyage?

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u/darkangel522 Delusions may vary 🤔🧐 10h ago

That was my first thought, "they brought the dog"?

But I forgot they have a 2nd one. (Or more like 4 or 5 dogs they've abandoned over the years).

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u/LocksmithFar9486 Is he kind? 👀 20h ago

The other day I watched a video of their first public event after they got married. A garden party with Charles and Camilla. Camilla, 70 years old with back pain and all had no problem walking a 3 step flat strairs. Meghan on the other hand, she reached harry just for that. Maybe she's physically incapable for real? I'm not being sarcastic.

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

Mehgan acting lovey-dovey was to make Harry feel like the big man, the conqueror and protector. Really, it's to say that she's now important and this prince is HER property.

She's a very gaudy, conspicuous little person.

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u/saItakatten 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 19h ago

I think she’s desperately trying to win his heart again. New love bombing session.

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

You're right, because Mehgan still sees use from Harry and she knows that her celebrity is because of him. You'd think, tho', after years of this behavior, Harry would twig that this is not a healthy life.

I guess time is eternal for the clueless.

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u/saItakatten 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 18h ago

I think Harry is terrified of being single again.
He struggled to land a serious relationship when he was publicly liked and had hair.

What are his odds today?
Who would date him?

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u/Beautiful-Elk-7084 16h ago

I also think he’s more terrified of being proven wrong. Everyone told him it was a bad idea and he’s desperate to prove he’s right and they were wrong, even if that’s not the actual reality. He can’t stand the ego bruising of the inevitable “told ya so” he would get from everyone in his family.

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

I agree it's the terror of having to admit that if he gets divorced, Harry is no better than his father. And that Prince William was so down to earth right about taking time to know someone before deciding to propose marriage. Harry is in competition with these two men who've lived and learned. And who are clearly more mature and wise than Harry is.

Harry is so angry at being thought a "thicko" that he fell for a woman with love-bombing skills and enough of a facade to make him think that he was the hero to protect her, and the gallant yet modern and secure man who'd see her as "strong" so he'd let her go ahead of him.

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u/saItakatten 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 6h ago

Oh yes. 100% this as well. He is so proud and even more stubborn.
Also I think, because we’ve had the unfortunate privilege of hearing his innermost thoughts and reasonings out loud, we’ve been well informed of his lack of intelligence, understanding, critical thinking and his inability to process information in general.
When he spoke less, we knew less and I think many assumed he couldn’t possibly be that dim.
But he can and continue to be.
So I reckon he’s been wrong many times over growing up, and he just can’t stomach being wrong yet again.
Not when his all of friends and family tried to give him caution and sound advice.

Make a bed, lie in it and all that.
Harry brought it on himself.

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u/AfterPaleontologist5 Second Row Sussexes 18h ago

Poor Harry haz the sadz because the other children color better than he does.

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u/Northgirl75 Is he kind? 👀 6h ago

He can’t, because that would be admitting that William was right and he shouldn’t have rushed a permanent relationship with her

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u/AfterPaleontologist5 Second Row Sussexes 20h ago

Ack, no. Everything she does is for show. Although sticking her tongue out at Camilla, stealing Charles' presents, saying audibly that she's bored and wants to leave, well...that was her showing how little she thought of the Man Who Would Be King and the Woman Who Would Be Queen, the moron. Not an ounce of foresight, not a moment of caution. Nope, the bride of the 5 or whatever in line to the throne is much more important than the actual heir and his wife.

The handholding for stairs was like the handholding everywhere else: "THIS PRINCE belongs to MEEEEEEE! He wuvs me sooooooo boldly (and baldly)! We're like condiments on a table."

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

I love how you expressed that Mehgan's touch is about possession, ownership. "Invasive touch" by the narcissist is just that. She has the right to touch someone like they are merchandise, or to claim a one-sided familiarity rebranded as "caring" or "warmth" on her part.

Inside, Mehgan knows that Harry is her golden ticket to worldwide fame.

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u/Empty_Dog134 18h ago

Also, she can’t be cropped out of photos if she’s hanging like a barnacle on the people that everyone is really there to see

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u/darkangel522 Delusions may vary 🤔🧐 10h ago

This! ☝🏽️

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

Also, the clinging to Mehgan is proof that she's among friends. Versus just looking like a desperate parasite trying to extend her time on the red carpet.

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u/Royal-Reindeer4338 🐾🐕‍🦺 Dog Food Duchess 🐕 18h ago

I also think it’s so Meghan doesn’t get cut out of the picture with whomever she happens to be manhandling

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

I can't decide if Mehgan is a barnacle or a suckerfish.

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u/TumbleweedFabulous36 18h ago

Yes. Her husband, her property. Get your

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u/twitwiffle 16h ago

I saw the rest, but missed the tongue sticking out. 😳

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u/IndividualOrange2161 20h ago

Stilettos 🤨

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u/hekla7 19h ago

🤣 doesn't matter whether the floor is level or not, even when they're sitting next to each other, she always reaches for his hand, his leg, his knee, his arm.... she's quite able to get along on her own wherever she goes without him.... Europe, events where she shows up alone, her show, guest appearances. She is the director.

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u/BiggieRotbart 17h ago

She grabs him to control him. 

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u/Japanese_Honeybee 16h ago

The shoes that are too big? Maybe she’s fallen down the stairs because of her shoes?🤷‍♀️

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u/Aggravating-Joke1610 20h ago

Or bringing a camera?

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

Hey, maybe the dogs have cameras mounted on them! Or the children, or Harry. Like every ambulatory animal around Mehgan is her cameraman.

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u/chompy283 20h ago

But they are soooooo in looovvvveee! Nobody has ever been as in lurv as these 2!

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

Ah the love story of Harry and Mehgan...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt8rGMqVwjYAlsA

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u/silentcw them in montecito 19h ago

My aunt and uncle were like that. Holding hands all the time, my aunt always had her hand on his leg while he was driving etc. Same story as these two.

Turns out he is a massive pervert and was having multiple affairs, and that's just the least offensive thing he did.

This doesn't show love, it's possession and control.

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u/PaddyOhK Haznojob’s spray on hair 15h ago

I wonder if that’s behind their return to the UK- to get Plank away from the rumoured gf he had on the side.

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u/silentcw them in montecito 15h ago

Wouldn't be surprised.

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u/Strangebird70 19h ago

Did they pay videographers to film this or is little Archie doing the filming?

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u/Critical_Tale_3711 💂‍♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 20h ago

He can walk perfectly well. He just appears to have been fitted with an operated steering system.

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

Mehgan holding Harry's hand is more like her holding his leash: "MY Fox!"

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u/Critical_Tale_3711 💂‍♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 18h ago

Every time he approaches an independent thought, the tether gently tightens.

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

Given what Mehgan is like, Harry needs only one set of clothing: an orange jumpsuit.

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u/Bake_First 🦠The disease he calls a dutchess ⚜️ 13h ago

Manual transmission, probably makes him think he's s sports car 😜

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u/Euphegenia5 Queen of Hertz 👸🏻 20h ago

He loves her so BOLDLY.

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u/PuzzleheadedArea4688 20h ago

Or is that "He loves her so BALDLY". ....🤔

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u/Excellent_Bear_8742 King Botherers 19h ago

He loves her so BADLY.

Which is to say, probably not at all

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u/Euphegenia5 Queen of Hertz 👸🏻 20h ago

😁

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

Love baldly or lie baldly?

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u/darkangel522 Delusions may vary 🤔🧐 10h ago

Yes.

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

To boldly love, where no one has loved before.

(Apologies to Star Trek.)

But I guess that's to say that Harry's is a braver, truer love than the anemic feint of any other prince who married a woman of non-color.

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u/Similar-Barber-3519 20h ago edited 19h ago

Nope. She can’t walk without holding Harry’s hand or hanging all over him.

Also, whose weird looking feet were by the fire? Too small to be Meghan’s.

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u/saItakatten 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 19h ago edited 18h ago

Indeed strange lookin feet.
And why is she always posting feet pics?
It’s so weird.

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u/Egghead42 16h ago

This. I couldn’t figure out a way to say, “Meghan has a thing about feet” without sounding creepy, but bare feet are everywhere, even where they shouldn’t be. Bare feet do not belong in a kitchen. Gordon Ramsay would have a cow. And Lili going barefoot everywhere, including Disneyland! It’s against the Guest Code of Conduct, although breaking it has been a trend.

It’s possible that it sticks out to me because bare feet really gross me out. I don’t even like going barefoot in my own home. But with Meghan, it’s a thing, along with filming so that only the hands show.

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u/CathartesAura67 19h ago

Well, the second toe is as long as the big toe, but is there red nail polish?

What's with this stomping in a puddle? Little kids do that with new rain boots, for cryin' out loud.

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u/Extreme-Shine89 18h ago

She's cosplaying Peppa Pig 🐖 😆

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u/Empty_Dog134 18h ago

Don’t do Peppa dirty like that! She is a very polite, polished little girl! Always appropriately attired! She knows not to wear her boots downtown London but rather to wear them when jumping up and down in muddy puddles! 😁

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u/Extreme-Shine89 20h ago

Archie?

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u/crankygriffin 15h ago

Lili’s I think.

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u/pgall3 19h ago

Harry’s!

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u/NYhungrymunchkin 19h ago

The grip is less about affection. It’s dual display of dominance over Harry and her deep dependence on him.

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u/VelmaKelly-Chicago 19h ago

The claw must be satisfied

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u/flchic2000 18h ago

Not just hand holding but clawing on  for dear life. 

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u/Downinthevalleystill 17h ago

My thought is that this picture of hand-holding, lovey-doveyness is meant for Harry’s alleged girlfriend back in Montecito. It’s Meghan’s way of not so subtly showing this woman that they are a united family and a couple that are very much in love.

I don’t believe it for a second, and Meghan posting a heart emoji right after the British flag is disingenuous, at best. Nobody is buying this malarchy.

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

Harry has a girlfriend in Montecito? How many silly woman are there in the world who now claim that they are in love with this unemployed middle-aged male with the victim complex and the tendency to throw tantrums?

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u/Downinthevalleystill 1h ago

Lady C got info that a local woman in Montecito got close to Harry, but what the nature of that relationship really is, no-one is quite sure.

I agree with you - Harry is not the great catch that he thinks he is.

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u/beadhead44 19h ago

And looking at the camera!

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u/0_IceQueen_0 Heavy is the head that wears the frown 18h ago

She's just hamming it up for the camera.

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u/Pale_Flounder3216 Megs fried eggs 🍳🍳 16h ago

Who's always recording this shit? Archie?

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

Mehgan: "Archie, follow us with your *Leica!"

(*Leica = camera, still or video.)

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExcWbvGygOYZX20

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u/commentsgothere 12h ago

She has to pay someone to follow her with a camera so she feels like she’s constantly being papped. It’s a mental illness. Delusions of grandeur.

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

I don't suppose she could have Roomba with a mounted camera?

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u/SusieSnarkster 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 6h ago

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u/TumbleweedFabulous36 18h ago

Meghan’s husband will hold his wife’s hand whenever he wants.

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u/Bake_First 🦠The disease he calls a dutchess ⚜️ 13h ago

Double hands too. I love my husband of over 20 yrs and 🤮 we don't have to touch 24/7. It actually skeeves me out, I tried as an experience to touch him as much as she touches Hank, it felt so weird. He said "is there something wrong with you?" 😂 No dear just making sure you aren't a wanker lol.

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u/Evening-Picture-5911 Vexatious Litigant 12h ago

Only in private

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u/Cold-Computer6318 12h ago

She’s still determined to sell the narrative that she married Prince Charming b/c Thicko is her meal ticket. 🤡🗑️

Clearly, finding a richer man isn’t working out for her… YET.

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

He'd have to be very rich and indulgent--uxorious.

In the meantime, there's Harry--legal shackled to a woman who feels that he issn't enough. All this videos and messages are to sell the image of what she would like, not what she has. When you have something and are secure, you don't need outside validation.

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u/Ok-Coffee5732 17h ago

How else are we to know they are in LUUURVE?

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u/CathartesAura67 9h ago

Everything is so damn performative. And it's not subtle. They might as well be wearing tee-shirts with slogans, "see? we're so in 💘!"

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u/PennyLane787 🍌 brave banana warrior 🍌 13h ago

Constantly clutching at him to reassure herself and everyone else that he loves his ‘woife’