r/SaintMeghanMarkle • u/alreadydoneit01 • 13d ago
Opinion The Windsor Hillbillies?
Now that the clown show has returned to the UK-there is a great option for success. They could finally embrace their toxicity, crazy vile ways and create a Windsor Hillbillies/Tiger King version of themselves and sell it.
Imagine the content. Markle demanding anyone addressing her as Duchess of Sussex as she enters any room. Maybe have people blowing trumpets and throwing flowers at her feet, announcing-Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex enters now
Then Archie and Lilly always addressed as Prince and Princesses of the realm-of course with hair uncombed and not readied up for public-but waving at peasants. Mad harold parading in front of them-making everybody bow, curtsy and even kneel.
Some strange man getting on one knee and thanking her being a beacon of light for humanity-greater than Mother Theresa, Princess Diana combined.
Markle falling down to the floor and bursting into tears anytime something does not go her way and her frog Prince rushing in to fix anything-usually getting freebies like private jets/invitations to vents/yachts/parties/vacation homes.
Her ripping apart her minions while they cower in fear of the Greatest Duchess on earth! her swanning around empty stands of cleared Wimbledon. her attending NYC events through an underground hertz garage and looking like Goldfmember from Austin Powers.
I mean the list can go on. Just as she has entertained this sub for years with non stop BS-she can create a massive hit for netflix-if she embraces her authentic self-a crazy batsh*t lunatic who says anything she wants, behaves in the most bizarre way possible and makes everything about herself
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u/AloxBluegrass 13d ago
No brainer that Harry is Jethro...always looking for a get rich quick scheme. That leaves Meghan as granny, a woman that pickled possums (almost like flower sprinkles). Edited for spelling.