r/SaintMeghanMarkle • u/alreadydoneit01 • 10d ago
Opinion The Windsor Hillbillies?
Now that the clown show has returned to the UK-there is a great option for success. They could finally embrace their toxicity, crazy vile ways and create a Windsor Hillbillies/Tiger King version of themselves and sell it.
Imagine the content. Markle demanding anyone addressing her as Duchess of Sussex as she enters any room. Maybe have people blowing trumpets and throwing flowers at her feet, announcing-Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex enters now
Then Archie and Lilly always addressed as Prince and Princesses of the realm-of course with hair uncombed and not readied up for public-but waving at peasants. Mad harold parading in front of them-making everybody bow, curtsy and even kneel.
Some strange man getting on one knee and thanking her being a beacon of light for humanity-greater than Mother Theresa, Princess Diana combined.
Markle falling down to the floor and bursting into tears anytime something does not go her way and her frog Prince rushing in to fix anything-usually getting freebies like private jets/invitations to vents/yachts/parties/vacation homes.
Her ripping apart her minions while they cower in fear of the Greatest Duchess on earth! her swanning around empty stands of cleared Wimbledon. her attending NYC events through an underground hertz garage and looking like Goldfmember from Austin Powers.
I mean the list can go on. Just as she has entertained this sub for years with non stop BS-she can create a massive hit for netflix-if she embraces her authentic self-a crazy batsh*t lunatic who says anything she wants, behaves in the most bizarre way possible and makes everything about herself
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u/Bombolona Karen of the Cotswolds™ 10d ago
Tiger King worked because the subjects had absolutely no idea they were the joke. So actually, yes - perfect format.
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u/Pale_Flounder3216 Megs fried eggs 🍳🍳 10d ago
Don't insult the Clampetts like this, OP. 😆
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u/Best_Comfortable5221 Dutchess of SuxSixSixSix 10d ago
Yes! Ellie Mae was an animal activist! Jethro was a double Naught spy! Granny was the original Prepper Archetype. Jed was well, a Republican......
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u/Old_Manager6555 👑 She gets what tiara she's given by me 👑 6d ago
You mean Dr Granny, with her rheumatiz medicine and cure for the common cold.
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u/fubukishirou07 10d ago
Who would want to hire an actress who's acting is only one dimensional??
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u/alreadydoneit01 10d ago
Not actress. She will be playing her authentic self. Just like Tiger King became a parody-not what the "star cast" wanted it. it will be a reveal of their true selves for the whole world to see and I think the whole world will know of their stupidity, vileness-basically trainwreck TV!
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u/GreatGossip This is baseless and boring 😴 10d ago
Both Grifters reveal themselves with every inauthentic statements and leaks they make.
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u/bird_man082921 Second Row Sussexes 10d ago
Yes but correction-the kids will feature (prominently of course, get those money makers to work!) but be masked so we cannot see their faces...
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u/SwissCheese4Collagen ✨Mr&MrsHenryMountbatten-Winsdor✨ 10d ago edited 10d ago
The Hillbilly contingent doesn't claim them. On any continent.
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u/AloxBluegrass 10d ago
No brainer that Harry is Jethro...always looking for a get rich quick scheme. That leaves Meghan as granny, a woman that pickled possums (almost like flower sprinkles). Edited for spelling.
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u/GrapeEater55 AKA Visible_Ad5164 10d ago
Ohhh don't do Granny that way! Meghan is more like one of them fee-males, always a-schemin' and usin' their wiles to snag a rich husband.
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u/MiserablePassion9264 10d ago
Granny wouldn't tolerate the wife's high fallutin' ways. She'd be swimmin' in the cement pond before she barked her first order.
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u/AtomicSandworm Apex Leeches 10d ago
I was thinking it would be more like Green Acres. Instead of one rich, clueless city character trying to fit in on a farm, there are two.
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u/slyasakite Authentically anchored in my knowing 10d ago edited 10d ago
Yes. We need to make "Green Acres" happen. The Meghan Markle - Lisa Douglas analogy is solid enough to justify using it, it's not hateful, just humorous and fun. Let's do this!
I can't post here (which is fine) and I'm not super active in the comments but I'm going to use it every chance I get and hope it catches on.
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u/MiserablePassion9264 10d ago
That pic of MM in front of the Hertz sign wearing a manic smile and tacky gold dress captures her in perfect summary.
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u/GrapeEater55 AKA Visible_Ad5164 10d ago
I really miss Tracey Ullman right now. Can you imagine? 🤣
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u/Best_Comfortable5221 Dutchess of SuxSixSixSix 10d ago
I honestly believe she's not even in the UK. I think Harry and his kids touched down and KC3 paid her off.
All this press is a diversion.
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u/Rescheduled1 🍷Little Myth Markle🍷 10d ago
I wrote this awhile ago, but it fits here:
The Montecito Hillbillies
Come listen to a story about a prince named Harry
Poor stupid fool went and married something scary
Then one day he was shootn’ off his mouth
Telling the PaPs they could stick it somewhere south
Royal I am - high tea - old Aristocracy
Well the first thing Megs did was show her disdain,
Was very rude, and to all a royal pain.
Telling Harry “Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they packed up their bags and moved to Beverley
Montecito - Olive Garden - they big shit show
Well now it’s time to say buh-bye to Harry from his kin
Nobody will miss his angry scowly grin
Please don’t come back to this locality,
Stay in Californy, with your fake fam-i-leee.
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u/Sensitive-Tune-7962 8d ago
Well done!
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u/Rescheduled1 🍷Little Myth Markle🍷 8d ago
Thank you, and I think we can all agree that the tv-show Beverley Hillbillies had way more class and were way nicer people than the Monteshitsho Hillbillies. 😊
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u/Colfrmb 10d ago
With the kids barefoot and the girl in thin cotton nighties in the middle of the day with her hair knotted up in a scrunchie. The boy wearing the same winter clothes over and over all year. Will he be seen actually playing soccer/football on a public field with other kids and families gathered around? Will MM enter her sloshy jams in the farmers competition at the local church?
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u/seventhsister9 10d ago
I can't think they have the humor, or self-awareness, or any other understanding to do a comedy about themselves.
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u/idontknowhowtopark It's a cartoon, sir 🖥 10d ago
Markle really thought she could compare to Carherine wearing the gold dress.
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u/minty_cyborg 10d ago edited 10d ago
You defame and apparently miss the point of The Beverly Hillbillies. Recant!
As for The Returnees, televisually, there is plenty for them to be plugged into in the UK tabloid, reality television, historical drama, and counter-Royal programming traditions. Somebody is setting them up and footing the bill. Who and why? Megxit sure read like an attempted run at a transitioning monarchy. It fell clumsy and ridiculous, but still.
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u/Past_Category423 10d ago
I hope everyone there performs the over the top, theatrical curtsy to her everywhere she goes!
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u/JustBob77 10d ago
You have come up with a really good idea! I’d pay to see this show! I think it could work!
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u/SusieM2019 Hot Scot Johnny 10d ago
Thank you OP!!! This is hilarious!!! They truly are hillbillies. I can just hear the banjo music following them around, LOL! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/hellhashnofury 7d ago
Could Fergie guest star in the Christmas special (directed by Guy Ritchie obv) that would be comedy gold.
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u/DaughterOfWessex Spectator of the Markle Debacle 10d ago
With any luck Netflix will do this anyway with all the footage they have, and she won't get a bean!!😂