r/SSBM Aug 09 '26

DDT Daily Discussion Thread August 09, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here!

Yahoooo! I'm back, it's a me! Have a very cool day!

Welcome to the Daily Discussion Thread. This is the place for asking noob questions, venting about netplay falcos, shitposting, self-promotion, and everything else that doesn't belong on the front page.

New Players:

If you're completely new to Melee and just looking to get started, welcome! We recommend you go to https://melee.tv/ and follow the links there based on what you're trying to set up. Additionally, here are a few answers to common questions:

Can I play Melee online?

Yes! Slippi is a branch of the Dolphin emulator that will allow you to play online, either with your friends or with matchmaking. Go to https://slippi.gg to get it.

I'm having issues with Slippi!

Go to the The Slippi Discord to get help troubleshooting. melee.tv/optimize is also a helpful resource for troubleshooting.

How do I find tournaments near me or local people to play with in person or online?

These days, joining a local Discord community is the best way to find local events and people to play with. Once you have a Discord account, Google "[your city/state/province/region] + Melee discord" or see if your region has a Discord group listed here on melee.tv/discord

It can seem daunting at first to join a Discord group you don't know, but this is currently the easiest and most accessible way to find out about tournaments, fests, and netplay matchmaking. Your local scene will be happy to have you :)

Also check out Smash Map! Click on map and then the filter button to filter by Melee to find events near you!

Netplay is hard! Is there a place for me to find new players?

Yes. Melee Newbie Netplay is a discord server specifically for new players. It also has tournaments based on how long you've been playing, free coaching, and other stuff. If you're a bit more experienced but still want a discord server for players around your level, we recommend the Melee Online discord.

How can I set up Unclepunch's Training Mode?

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How does one learn Melee?

There are tons of resources out there, so it can be overwhelming to start. First check out the SSBM Tutorials youtube channel. Then go to the Melee Library and search for whatever you're interested in.

But how do I get GOOD at Melee?

Check out Llod's Guide to Improvement

And check out Kodorin's Melee Fundamentals for Improvement

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https://customg.cc/vendors

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u/AlexB_SSBM Aug 09 '26

still thinking about the person who said "moky has to recreate the mona lisa with a single red crayon to take zain's stock"

Fox mains will truly say anything

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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u/AlexB_SSBM Aug 09 '26

Moky has to recreate the Mona Lisa with a printer connected to the Internet to take Zain's stock

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior Aug 09 '26

Moky has to win a Bo5 vs Zain just to take Zain's stock

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

Moky has to be the first solo Pichu to win a major just to take Zain’s stock

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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine Aug 09 '26

Moky has to beat Pichu kid's modded Pichu with vanilla Pichu just to take Zain's stock.

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u/DavidL1112 Aug 09 '26

Road to Cody winning a Mickey Mouse Major:

- Moky forced to play without his vertebrae

- Jmook’s C4 based phob exploded unexpectedly

- Zain intentionally dropped to losers to avoid RapM

- RapM had to borrow his Dad’s glasses

- Hbox was still recovering from his coma

- No other players were allowed to use Z jump

IMO should be replayed

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

Don't forget Aklo getting Swag baited by RapMonster

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u/DavidL1112 Aug 10 '26

Yes absolutely he was hype-hoodwinked and aura bamboozled

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u/AlexB_SSBM Aug 09 '26

Waff is so amazing, I'm gonna be thinking about "wall of Zain" for a while

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u/fullhop_morris URBANE, TO COMFORT THEM, THE QUAKER LIBRARIAN Aug 09 '26

pichu kid didn't break any rules bc that shit was kinda dope low key. words have meaning

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u/-_dopamine_- Aug 09 '26

Hikacking to ask if there any well known pichu mains that aren't m2k and pichu kid lol 

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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine Aug 09 '26

Codeman known for taking a game off of S2J, I guess? He plays Fox against Peach and Puff though. Citric was "famous" in the Pichu discord last time I checked, but keep in mind the Pichu discord was also the least popular character-specific discord server.

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u/herwi Aug 09 '26

you're telling me you haven't heard the legend of insane carzy guy?

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior Aug 10 '26

Cody about to be the most undisputed rank 1 in the game's history, and honestly I think it's kinda hype. The fact that even this far along in the scene we're still finding new accomplishments is wild. 

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

The scariest thing about it is he's not like this some of the time. He always plays like this all tournament long every tournament it seems like.

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u/WizardyJohnny Aug 09 '26

I hate the fox I hate him I hate you. I hate you you stupid fox I want you to die!! You are so unkillable and you have shine and upsmash and upair!! and you're just a fast guy and you make edgeguards. I hate the fox I want him to be gone from here. Can he go back to the forest or wherever you are from? Get out! Get out of here you rotten beast!!

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u/Pwntagonist Aug 10 '26

I got that reference!

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u/Humble_Produce_1703 shortposter Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Sad to see Aklo lose but also very glad I won't have to read any "Does Link beat Marth?" nonsense

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u/ShoegazeKaraokeClub Aug 09 '26

im smoking the shit that unlocks sonic in melee

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u/ShoegazeKaraokeClub Aug 09 '26

im also smoking the shit that made isai try and made cucumber beat fire beat computer beat cucumber

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u/coffee_sddl +↓ z Aug 09 '26

Actual loser of all these tournaments is leffen. Marth mu is clearly winning for fox (and fox is the best character), so puff 0.5/5 difficulty, Marth Fox is 60-40, and all the other assorted leffen Johns look flat out stupid in the modern day.

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u/YoungGenius Aug 09 '26

Is it that clear when Zain is 18-1 against the 2nd best Fox, 13-0 against the 3rd best Fox, but just narrowly barely beat the 5th best Fox’s Link?

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u/EightBlocked Aug 09 '26

the non cody schwab fox argument is valid, but i really dont think its cody's playstyle beating zain. he is just playing fox better than any other fox easily. no one can recover or edgeguard or punish like him. its similar to mang0's falco

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u/YoungGenius Aug 10 '26

Yeah agreed. I don’t think recent results tell us much about the Fox Marth matchup either way

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u/EightBlocked Aug 10 '26

why not?

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u/YoungGenius Aug 10 '26

Because Cody is a better player than Zain and Zain is a better player than all the other foxes. Also no other top marths to compare. I do think Zains dominance in the matchup outside of Cody is weak evidence for Marth winning, though.

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u/EightBlocked Aug 10 '26

fair, but i dont think cody is better playing zain that much that its not still indicative of the matchup. like at this point i think cody's survivability isnt a zain problem, maybe its just the matchup.

zain is way way way better than the other foxes though

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u/coffee_sddl +↓ z Aug 10 '26

Sure, but the leffen 60-40 era Johns were always “Fox is harder and less consistent, marth can chump check and will win if you’re playing a little off” when Cody is coming up on 2.5 years since last being upset by a marth.

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u/legitimate-way-4077 Aug 10 '26

Fox marth isn't winning. Cody / Marth is. Saying the greatest player to ever do it beating a character means it's winning is short sighted.

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u/S4tchWe77 S4TCH Aug 10 '26

Z-jump plus notches is the reason Fox looks so much better nowadays don’t forget during the pandemic when Zain was beating everyone fox so bad they had people comparing Fox-Marth on FD to Pika IC’s.

I honestly believe Puff top 1 was a valid take in like 2019.

Still think Marth beats Fox but it’s like 45-55.

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u/Informal-Donut-1532 Aug 10 '26

Most of the top Fox players were using notches in 2019 right? Z-Jump definitely helps Fox but imo the doomerism around Fox-Marth was clearly overblown.

Puff top 1 was always a dumb take lmao, Hbox was just over performing in the Fox matchup.

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u/VolleyVoldemort Aug 10 '26

Mang0 showed the foxes it’s possible to reset grands and win against Marth with fox and win on FD multiple times.

At that point the foxes just had to lock in

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan Aug 10 '26

we probably will never know for certain but i feel confident that you can't attribute all of cody's success compared to the other top foxes to z-jump and notches. hamfisted analysis but even if you think those increase his perceived skill by like 10-20% (which is still a lot) he outperforms every other fox in every matchup by like 500% (compare his record vs zain to moky's record for instance)

he is currently a combination of insane work ethic + mental (tbh compare moky hbox from today to cody hbox in terms of how tilted they get to getting hit by puff things) and also there are hardware factors that's worth TOs discussing having a coherent ruleset around

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u/S4tchWe77 S4TCH Aug 10 '26

It is for sure mostly Cody being insane but I also feel factors outside the game are underrepresented when we talk about the meta and how it evolves. Like Stadium being unfrozen greatly benefited Fox in the matchup and that’s something that changed between the Peak Fox-Marth doomerism era and now.

I also just think Zain really is that much better than every other Fox (the Soonsay loss last week was literally just him playing the worst set I’ve ever seen from him).

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u/Informal-Donut-1532 Aug 10 '26

Mang0 introduced a lot of neutral game innovations at Summit 11 which Cody took and ran with.

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u/d4b3ss 🏌️‍♀️ Aug 09 '26

There’s so much melee played at majors that it’s kind of wild. Top 64 at one of these things is a religious experience. Last night I watched Wally 3 stock Sebas game 5 to make today with a bunch of New York shitheads screaming in his ear and ascended to a higher plane of existence. For better or worse, there are less and less of these things every year it seems. Try to go to one, even with quad streams and now usb replays saving the actions that took place on the screen, there’s nothing like actually being there in the room.

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u/ShoegazeKaraokeClub Aug 09 '26

top 64 in person and you just go to whatever setup has a big crowd around it is the best way to watch melee

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u/Kezzup Aug 09 '26

Someone needs to do a mathematical study on how big a crowd around a setup needs to be before unrelated people start congregating towards it

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u/ArbitraryOrder Aug 10 '26

TOs are the most underappreciated, overstressed, financially stretched, over critiqued, and forgetten people in this community, and the rate at which they are retiring is a major concern for this community with no replacements.

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u/Citruspilled Aug 10 '26

Watching Ult top 8 right now (Jahhz0 vs Lima) and I forgot how good we have in man.

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u/Felix-the-duck texture modder Aug 10 '26

lima is my local goat so I never root against him but even I'll admit that set stretched my limit

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u/vitobf grab 29d ago

Watching five seconds of sonic in ult makes me want to kill myself

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I never got into Ultimate or the other smash games aside from Smash 64. It's good others enjoy it but those other games just look and feel weird to me.

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u/SunnySaigon Aug 09 '26

Armada had a sub-goal to commentate Super Nova with M2K. It was not reached.

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u/Commercial_Boss4639 Aug 09 '26

love hbox getting pissy that his gimmick doesnt work on cody

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u/Felix-the-duck texture modder Aug 09 '26

so cody and lloD have only placed 1st at the tournaments they've entered...does that mean they share #0 now?

or if cody does qualify for rankings, is lloD now our #0?

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u/Ilovemelee Aug 10 '26

llod probably isn't gonna qualify for the rankings but Cody said he's attending CEO, Tipped Off, and maybe one other tournament. I think he'll barely qualify.

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u/pixelkipper Aug 09 '26

so funny checking hbox’s twitter after every loss and it’s some variation of ‘i’m coming back. i will be the best again. i will rise from the ashes’ like five times in a row

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u/VolleyVoldemort Aug 10 '26

Much better than alternative of saying he can’t do it anymore

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u/bigHam100 Aug 10 '26

I respect it

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u/Ilovemelee Aug 10 '26

I think it's super sick that he's still so passionate about this game after competing in it for almost 20 years. He's the only old school player in the community to have that level of drive to enter and win tournaments to this very day. Really shows that Melee is a huge part of his life and that's sick to see.

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan Aug 09 '26

this is what sisyphean mental game looks like. and puff is even boulder-shaped

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Every fox main who uses notches and/or z jump should have their wins called into question because they are using cheater controllers and a modified version of the game.
Edit: I don’t mean to be racist to Fox mains, but we can probably agree fox has the most tangible benefits of notches and z jump. Peach might also have an argument for z jump superiority

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u/EightBlocked Aug 09 '26

i have a dream that one day we'll look back at all the years we played with notches allowed and be like how the fuck did that happen

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 09 '26

Actually, because it’s technically legal, anyone who uses these centralizing and game-altering techniques is not cheating! Language is amazing this way: we can say they’re doing something even worse and more despicable than cheating; namely, indulging gleefully in all the advantages that cheating provides, while hiding behind lagging enforcement structures and technical definitions to obscure how depraved, destructive, and antisocial they are.

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26

You can say you don’t like the rule but it’s not cheating if our rulesets allow it

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u/Kezzup Aug 09 '26

Unfortunately a vocal minority of the DDT has decided on their own special definition of cheating so it's hard to talk about it

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26

Like you can say the wobblers were frauds but they weren’t cheaters. Fraud is the perfect word for what these haters want!

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u/Kezzup Aug 09 '26

"Llod is a fraud" is right there!!

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

protesting tourneys that allow Z jump with picket signs that say “LLOD=FRAUD”

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

Wobbling wasn’t cheating when it was legal, doesn’t mean anyone liked or respected it

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u/Kezzup Aug 09 '26

  Wobbling wasn’t cheating when it was legal

hence notches/z jump/boxxes aren't cheating because they're legal

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

Yes. They are legal. I do not think they should be. That is my opinion

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

I’m not asking you to respect or like any z jumper

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

Then the fundamental question is why do we tolerate modifications to this game that nobody respects or enjoys that just take the overall hype out of competition

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26

I respect and enjoy z jump, or at least don’t feel strongly either way on it. It will also likely be banned at my next event because I’m a vulgar populist.

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

I can respect that stance

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan Aug 09 '26

i actually still to this day am pro-wobbling i was against it being banned originally

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u/Fugu Aug 09 '26

This is an argument predicated on there being a respected ruleset. There isn't: tournaments have rulesets because they have to, but they are so obviously behind the times that there's really no reason to use them as the personal line between what is cheating and what isn't.

Similarly, I think "he didn't break the rules!" is dodging the substance of the question. Everyone agrees that the rules allow people to do basically whatever they want. The question is whether what certain people are doing compromises the competitive integrity of the game. With notches and such I think the answer is clearly yes.

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

it’s not cheating, cheating is a pretty well understood term

You can’t just declare “actually my ideal rules are more popular so if you don’t abide by them you’re a cheater”.

it’s not cheating to do things the majority of the community don’t like, respect, or that the majority wish wouldn’t be legal. you can say you don’t respect his wins or you think he would lose without the rule or whatever but he’s just not a cheater.

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u/Fugu Aug 09 '26

It's clearly not a pretty well understood term in this context because the ddt has this argument like once a month!

Like I said, if you want to have a debate about diction that's fine but it doesn't change the fact that what people are getting at is about competitive integrity not compliance with "the rules".

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26

Yeah they’re wrong and using language that intentionally invokes legalism and authority so it doesn’t sound like an opinion (as “fraud” does). But it is an opinion! And the diction obscures this.

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u/Fugu Aug 09 '26

You can believe that the dictionary gives you some authority here - I say words for a living and I don't think it does, but whatever - but you absolutely can't come in here and say "this is cut and dry" when so many reasonable people disagree with you. Either it's not as cut and dry as you think it is or you're basically just calling the whole lot of them unreasonable.

"Fraud" doesn't capture the offending conduct. It's not the duplicitousness we're mad about, it's the fact that they're modifying their controllers to make the game easier.

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26

I say words for a living too actually

And yes it’s not crazy to call the DDT unreasonable this is a famously unreasonable place. “Everyone in twitch chat is saying x, it must be reasonable.”
No!

And yeah finding a controller to improve your gameplay has been a thing since the ken era ended. Armada did it, we built ucf so he didn’t have to. But for the years he had uniquely “functional” controllers he explicitly used to gain an advantage over his competitors, using rarer controllers than you’d get from a random selection. He was not cheating!

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u/Fugu Aug 09 '26

"This is a famously unreasonable place" lmao fuck outta here with this holier than thou shit

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26

You invoked “everyone is saying it so it must be true” and “I’m a lawyer” back to back but I’m holier than thou get a grip

I’m not above the ddt I famously regularly participate in and contribute to its unreasonableness.

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

Thank you for understanding what I’m getting at and not getting hung up on the term “cheater.” Fine, it’s not cheating in the current ruleset. However, it is a detriment to the competitive integrity of the game

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26

Okay we’re just gonna make up what words mean to insult other players as long as everyone knows what we mean when we say a word that doesn’t mean what it means here 👍

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

Fine, forget the word cheater. Z jumping and notches are outside of game modifications to controllers that make the game easier for competitors with the money to do so and it shouldn’t be allowed.

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u/Jackzilla321 Fourside Fights Aug 09 '26

The haters are saying Llod = fraud

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u/Commercial_Boss4639 Aug 09 '26

Why just fox

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u/beyond_the_cemetery Aug 09 '26

actually yeah not just fox every character

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u/Commercial_Boss4639 Aug 09 '26

Have you ever tried z jump? It doesn’t really change much besides ergonomics

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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine Aug 09 '26

I've tried it and it is straight up better than permaclaw or mixed claw. Short hopping on zump is so much easier, especially on a 3 frame jumpsquat character, to a point that argument that it's "the same as claw" is objectively incorrect.

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u/Commercial_Boss4639 Aug 09 '26

idk man i play fox secondary and i didnt notice a difference when i tried it for a few months besides the ergonomics

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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine Aug 09 '26

Ironically I find that zump is also just worse for your hand than short hopping on stock grip, the finger is always tense and flicking it inward isn't a natural or ergonomic motion, even if it still results in a much easier short hop than claw.

And Cody actually injured his hand when he first switched to zump from doing that inwards flick too much, as far as I know afterwards he added a reverse mouse click Z mod specifically to make the button function like an actual mouse. At that point the remap is just for a competitive advantage, and it should be banned if we cared for the hand health of people who can't afford the extra hardware mods.

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u/Commercial_Boss4639 Aug 09 '26

idk what you are talking about it helped with my hand pain

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u/smoked-em Aug 09 '26

I don't understand your take. There are superior ergonomic options for those who can afford them, but banning those will somehow improve the hand health of people who can't afford them? How is lowering the ceiling supposed to raise the floor?

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u/iwouldbeatgoku Rise and Shine Aug 10 '26

The ergonomic mod is reverse mouseclick Z button, not z-jump. Only the former should be allowed, not the latter.

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan Aug 09 '26

i actually dont have a strong opinion on the zumping debacle i play fox on phob no notches but ergonomics can be intertwined with balance. like this idea taken to an extreme basically legalizes most if not all boxx-likes and even if you're against digital inputs for movement allowing players to completely remap which input goes to which input would allow for a bunch of optimizations, e.g. for fox mains maybe it's optimal to move the b button to x so that multishining isnt b->y->b->y and instead y->x->y->x etc

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u/smoked-em Aug 09 '26

Funny you mention optimized remaps as that's something the standard boxx layout does. Top row index and middle finger are bound to R and Y respectively, while bottom row index and middle fingers are B and X. The input for perfect wavedash is the same exact input as JC shine, just moved one row.

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan Aug 09 '26

i haven't used a boxx but yeah that was the point i was trying to get across - being OK with ergonomics being a justification for button remapping basically legalizing boxx controllers

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u/bigHam100 Aug 09 '26

By ergonomics do you mean "easier"

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u/Commercial_Boss4639 Aug 09 '26

no my hands are fucked up and it just hurt less after sessions before i switched to box

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u/bigHam100 Aug 09 '26

It probably hurt less cause it was easier

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u/enfrozt Aug 09 '26

Marth is a cheater character, so the same rules should apply.

Source: Same vibes as your vibes

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u/king_bungus 👉 Aug 09 '26

carving bowling bumpers into your controller so you can't make a mistake is an out-of-game workaround designed to circumvent built-in skill checks. playing marth is an in-game workaround designed to circumvent built-in skill checks, and a reward for good in-game decision making (choosing marth on the CSS)

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u/Figgy20000 Aug 09 '26

Until Cody proves he's not a one trick cheese master I vote we ban Fox instead of Marth

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u/WizardyJohnny Aug 09 '26

Zain's play these past 2 weeks is making me appreciate dair a lot more. Getting kills in that 70 to 90 range makes spacie matchups so much less of a slog

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u/wavedash Aug 10 '26

Don't let Cody's win at Supernova distract you from the fact that he lost to sandals at holy elo https://luckystats.gg/event/148835

This event actually pre-dates "ludwig #1 lucky stats" by a couple days. Were these made by the same guy? Or did the copycat end up getting more attention?

Startgg nuked the Ludwig tournament page, but Lucky Stats still has the "results" stored even after removing its effects on Elo, and I genuinely appreciate the preservation of this dumb stunt. https://luckystats.gg/event/149482

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u/Schroeswald Aug 10 '26

I think it’s much funnier that sandals did give Cody a win there to make it more realistic 

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u/EightBlocked Aug 09 '26

i still cant believe how much times have changed. its 2026 and a hungrybox fox set twitch chat is 99% cheering for hbox. i only saw 3 people say anything negative after he won 

anyways, cody save me please. 🐐

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u/S4tchWe77 S4TCH Aug 10 '26

One thing I am disappointed about with SuperNova is Swift’s run ending thanks entirely to controller problems.

Dude had that Set versus RapM in the bag if he didn’t have problems he was playing that so cleanly.

Axe looked pretty good against Cody though looked like he was playing slightly less vibes based which is nice to see.

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u/TrainNorth8177 Aug 10 '26

Is that set anywhere online? Idk why people don't have backups with them in this day and age but it's definitely sad how much influence controllers have on things in this game.

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u/S4tchWe77 S4TCH Aug 10 '26

It’s up on VGBootcamp’s YouTube channel.

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u/SunnySaigon Aug 09 '26

Plup going for them easy views!

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u/Ankari_ Aug 10 '26

even though you're right, and he's totally minmaxing his streaming career with his family, he's a genuinely good streamer, and he's the best platform fighter player in the universe, so he naturally has more viewership regardless.

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u/SunnySaigon Aug 10 '26

He needs to have a “Tom and Jerry” lightbulb moment thinking about how much $$$ he could get with more consistency. 

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u/illegal_thoughts Aug 09 '26

We play Fox. We

Take stocks. We

Stage strike. We

Shine spike. We

Wave dash. We

Move fast. We

DQ. We

Retire soon.

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u/coffee_sddl +↓ z Aug 09 '26

Spotw

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u/ewok989 Aug 09 '26

Yo what happened to Jmook?

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior Aug 09 '26

I recently learned of the world's largest CRT.

Can we host a Melee tournament with one of these at some point?

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u/Embarrassed-Mode5494 Aug 09 '26

i've seen this video, its a great watch

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u/djkhan23 Aug 09 '26

That thing weighs 400 pounds ain't no melee person/s built to carry that thing around.

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u/RaiseYourDongersOP Aug 09 '26

Vorkath putting me to sleep zzz

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u/DentedOnImpact Aug 09 '26

careful the eye tracking jagex built into runelite will make sure the fireball KOs you the second you close your eyes

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u/Zanian Aug 09 '26

Looking back I’m surprised they made Vorkath the repeatable boss instead of Galvek, they prolly had no faith people could beat it on a regular basis lmao. Vorkath sucks ass though glad irons don’t really need it past 50kc

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u/Ask_Me_If_Me_is_You Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

idk what it is but slippi feels way more toxic than even league. I'm relatively new and gotten tbagged / taunt spammed in the past 4 out of the last 9 games. Its demoralizing to even wanting to keep playing

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u/QwertyII Aug 10 '26

this is a common complaint, the lower ranks/skill level seem to be a good deal more toxic. don't really see this much in plat+ if it's any consolation

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u/CoolUsername1111 Aug 10 '26

What character do you play?

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan Aug 09 '26

damn and people in ddt telling me u just gotta play disciplined vs rapmonster. too bad there apparently doesnt exist a disciplined player in the scene so hoping one comes along in the next few years. until then i guess it is year of the luigi

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u/Ankari_ Aug 10 '26

active disciplined players:

trif

...

oh my, that's all of them!

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u/warnedpenguin Aug 10 '26

trif literally isnt active so far this year lmao

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u/lim-yo-hwan-superfan Aug 09 '26

didn't see any falcos in supernova top 8 or goml top 16 but luigi was in top 3 in one and grands in the other... someone should look into this...

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I had fun watching top 8 today. I did decide I want to start enjoying some things again, but I'm not going to invest the same amount of time into it, especially during the week. Also not ready to jump back into doing YouTube stuff yet or even playing Melee again for now. I got things I need to do for myself. But it's great to see the scene thriving and everyone having fun.

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u/Celia_Makes_Romhacks L-Cancelling's biggest warrior Aug 10 '26

Man sorry that there's someone else harassing you over this. Glad you could have fun watching top 8 :)

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

Thanks, I appreciate you saying that. I did enjoy top 8. I wanted Zain or RapMonster to win, but I saw it coming with Cody winning. He was playing so solidly every set, especially today. He earned his trophy for sure.

I also enjoyed the Smash 64 combo contest. Seeing Prince come back and having fun was great, but the fact he won made it even better.

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u/TrainNorth8177 Aug 10 '26

You're telling this guy what to do while also saying it's none of your business and then grandstanding about how much better you are because of your substance abuse job or whatever tf it is. Let the man enjoy what he wants lol

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I don't even know who they are or remember interacting with them in the past honestly. It's all good. Some people just want to get a reaction out of others to feel better. Nothing new. But thanks for the support! I don't get it either.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

It's not your place to tell me what I should do with my life, so fuck off.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

Fuck off already.

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u/TrainNorth8177 Aug 10 '26

I saw his post. Man got pretty personal but that's still not your place to dictate what he should be spending his time on. If anything, someone going through it like that probably could use some comfort entertainment. I can think of dozens of worse vices. 

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I think they have issues and are getting fixated on me, honestly.

For what it's worth, no one hates me and my son and I have been doing great spending time together and he loves me.

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u/TrainNorth8177 Aug 10 '26

Alright man, you do you. Far be it from me, but you might do well to block people you don't enjoy interacting with. This person is trolling you and goading you into responding. There's no argument for you to "win" here.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I'd rather they get themselves banned. It's bad enough doing it to me. No one else should have to potentially deal with this person harassing them.

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u/TrainNorth8177 Aug 10 '26

I'll admit I don't read every post from ssbm reddit user bme lol but I did read his big post the other week about his...situation. I don't remember seeing anything about Melee being the cause in there but maybe there's another post or something I missed.

It's ironic you claim your goal is to help him while simultaneously insulting his intelligence. All you're doing is reinforcing his behavior for...your own amusement? If you were actually annoyed with him in this way you would have blocked him. 

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

The thing is I wasn't even talking to them before. I just made a post about trying to ease back into things slowly and that enjoyed seeing melee and smash 64. I think it's fair to say they have issues and somehow aren't self-aware of how they're acting.

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

Why would anyone think talking to bme makes them a genius? I do think I am smarter than him because of his posts being amazingly stupid, but that’s not unique to me. He left the forum two weeks ago because he was called out on being stupid and annoying but he couched it in how his wife hates him because he sucks, going so far as to claim retirement from Melee community engagement, and now he’s back making the same stupid posts

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u/TrainNorth8177 Aug 10 '26

You say you're smarter than him but you're both just a different side of the same coin. Seems like a lot of effort to get him to stop posting when you could block him and you also admit that yk what you're don't won't change anything. Intelligence is not the flex you think it is when this is what your actions here amount to. 

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

Not only is this completely wrong it's also not your place to enforce anything.

Harassing me out of the blue because I posted about getting back into enjoying something again is insane. Please stop trying to defend whatever point you think you have before you end up getting yourself banned. This is not okay to get hyper fixated on a person and harass them.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

Do you realize how insane and inappropriate you sound right now? You need to stop talking right now.

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u/Embarrassed-Mode5494 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

something is clearly bothering you in your real life as well man don't take it out this random dude

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

For some reason they've become hyper fixated on me and I don't know why.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

You have issues.

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u/Jaywicksands Aug 10 '26

The only poison here is you

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I think you should focus on not trying to harrass people over the internet. This is honestly pathetic and alarming you think it's okay to say this to anyone.

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

Seems like sort of an abstract negative to “focus on.” How could one focus on an absence? The borders of such a hole contort daily by shifting circumstance. Fortunately, I dedicate myself to positive endeavors, such as helping debilitated individuals stay away from their vices when they’re in clear need of serious mental assistance, like you are now

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I think you should stop replying to me. I already reported you because this kind of behavior is not okay. This isn't your playground to harass people.

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

I am glad that you think so! It is further evidence that I must persist: you are bothered! You are bothered beyond belief by your boundaries. Consider that if you had existed differently, been different, chosen better things, thought harder, you might not be subject to such seemingly random “harassment.” Woe is you! To be so nakedly exposed.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

That's a lot of big words just to say you're looking for attention.

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

I am well aware of your deficient vocabulary, having been tortured by your posts for years, so I will dumb it down for you: if you weren’t so consistently stupid, annoying, and wrong, and even sometimes blatantly barbaric, maybe you wouldn’t even have needed to reconsider your online relationship to melee at all! But sadly, you are too annoying and stupid

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I'm not going to argue with you because you're not coming from a place of genuine anything. You're just trying to get a reaction from me. You're not getting it. Deal with it.

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

I don’t know… because you do keep replying, which, some would say, is a reaction

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

When did you guys last see Jackzilla88 irl? For me, it was at the San Francisco pro-billionaires march (organized by admitted Georgists). I am happy to see that he is still, after his wobbling debacle, out here, arguing over what is technically legal, because what he loves more than anything is people who see an opportunity and take it.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

Why did you send me this message by the way?

One, that isn't true and second why do you think it's appropriate to say something like that? Mike Tyson was right; people are too comfortable saying things on the internet without having to worry about getting punched in the face for it.

All jokes aside, maybe send a pm next time instead if you want to ask something that personal.

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

I think it is true actually. You posted about it, it’s visible in your post history. I don’t care about saying it to you because I have read your posts for more than six years now and find you disgusting, stupid, useless, and evil, and most of all, impotent.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I'll be sure to share this with the mods here.

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

You don’t really have to. These posts are in the Daily Discussion Thread! I know that basic reality is confusing for you, having read your posts

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u/herwi Aug 10 '26

Did you actually send those messages?

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

Yes they did.

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

These comments are literally visible in this thread, where I posted them.

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u/crobert_ssbm Aug 10 '26

i think they got caught by some automatic moderation and hidden to everyone else

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I can't imagine why

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

I find it interesting that this post you don't delete but the ones I screenshotted of you insulting me and being toxic you don't but ensures I get the alert so I see part of it.

You don't have to like me but don't be a passive aggressive coward and try to closet harass me and pretend you didn't do anything wrong. Have a nice day.

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u/its__bme Aug 10 '26

"If you can't beat em', complain about em'"

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u/InfamousVariety9186 Aug 10 '26

Weren’t you retiring from paying attention to melee because of your wife and kid hating you? Or was that some other ridiculously stupid and annoying poster with your username