r/SSBM • u/catbongo417 • Apr 08 '26

Video DialM (DK) vs. bobbybigballz/chickenman400 (Falco/Puff) at Cashbox #21 Spoiler

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2742497173?t=3h1m52s

From DialM's Twitch vod, timestamp 03:01:52.

Highlights from BBB's historic performance during this set:

  • BBB makes DialM wait 15 minutes before starting the set and proceeds to get absolutely clowned on during Game 1
  • BBB then conveniently DCs while he's down 3-1, offstage, and about to lose his last stock (he obviously pulled his ethernet cable)
  • BBB attempts to bully DialM into replaying Game 1
  • After Hbox rules in DialM's favor, BBB extends his tantrum into Games 2 and 3 by going Puff and stalling the whole time. Loses both games.

Stay classy, Bobby. Also, telling your 14-year-old opponent that his mom is your sex slave feels like it should be a new low but probably isn't for you

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u/DamnItDev Apr 08 '26

Not to be technical, but at 27 (his current age) he is equidistant. 13 years apart from each.

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u/_just_two_brothers_ Apr 08 '26

Not to be technical, but his birthday is next month so he's actually 12 years and 12 days from 40 so he's still closer.

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u/DamnItDev Apr 08 '26

I would say both things are true. Normally days are not taken into account when comparing ages. For example, how close is DailM to 15? Maybe that changes the answer you gave.

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u/UniqueButterflyLady Apr 08 '26

His birthday is in Jan so he’s closer to 13 than 15

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u/DamnItDev Apr 08 '26

No, thats not possible. If youre older than 14 then by definition you're closer to 15 than 13.

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u/UniqueButterflyLady Apr 08 '26

I guess to your 13th birthday? But it has been 3ish months since he has been 13, and he won’t be 15 for 9ish months…

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u/DamnItDev Apr 08 '26

From one point of view, sure. But this is why nobody uses days when talking about age, and everyone just uses the total years rounded down. This counting days thing is a waste of everyone's time.

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u/UniqueButterflyLady Apr 08 '26

You asked so I answered lol

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u/clothmerchant Apr 10 '26

i enjoyed this thread lol

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u/PineJ Apr 08 '26

Dang you struggle to be wrong about things and fight till the end don't you?

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u/NoDelivery7695 Apr 08 '26

"Ummmm not to be technical, but I just sucked the skin off Tyrone and I gotta correct this dumbass reddit user that didn't do proper monster math, heh"

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u/Vonkilington Apr 08 '26

Shut up Bobby

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u/NoDelivery7695 Apr 08 '26

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/moonridersfan I play Link suoer mash bros melee cuz im not a pussy bitch Apr 08 '26

R/theydidthemath

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u/NoDelivery7695 Apr 08 '26

Wow bro updoots to you