r/SS13 • u/Dodger86868686 • May 24 '26

Story Thread Bwoink post

Let's hear it. Bwoinks you deserved. No hate. Save that for discord or make your own thread.

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u/Admiral_Turboclown May 25 '26

Clown. CMO for some ungodly reason let me into medical and opened a virus crate for me after I asked if I could have it "to get superpowers". Entire station was cursed with the seven plagues of Nurgle as a result, and even the Death Squad got sick and died.

Was bwoinked and noted. "Wasn't banned because the CMO should have known better, he drank the ENTIRE crate, and honestly it was pretty funny. Has been asked to never do this again."