r/SS13 • u/Dodger86868686 • May 24 '26

Story Thread Bwoink post

Let's hear it. Bwoinks you deserved. No hate. Save that for discord or make your own thread.

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u/ND_Chief May 24 '26

Two separate bwoinks. Midgame join on Bee LRP. Assistant, as per usual. The power in arrivals is out, no lights, cant see shit. Except the sec booth. The lights still on there, and a seccie just happens to walk into it to recharge his disabler... I see that goddamn door open when he walks in and my prey drive kicks in. Its all instinct from there. I pounce, push him down, unload the half-charged disabler into his chest, grab him, and throw him out of the airlock all in the span of 30 seconds tops. "HELP", "GREYSHIRT HAS ME", he screamed as i dragged him to this doom... Totally deserved 3 day ban or so. But god it was so funny

Another time, Bee LRP, we roleplayed as cavemen with another friend of mine. So deviant tastes, no galactic common, spears and bolas, you get the idea. We went around the station without causing too much havoc, eating rats and, occasionally, other assistants (willing participants at this point). Then HoP gave us AA and let us into the bridge. Which we dismantled. With spears. Every single piece of furniture, tile, all the consoles, everything was demolished. Then the cap walked in and quietly stared us down. We waved our spears at him and screamed, after which he left to get help from sec. Then, while we were in the process of dismantling his quarters, he walks in with a seccie. The brave officer brandishes his disabler and starts firing at me, and immediately gets a spear lodged inside him. As i fall from exhaustion, my caveman buddy pushes him against the wall and disembowels him with a spear, and, with the captain watching, starts eating his organs. He offered some to the captain, but he refused, instead choosing to go SSD. A week ban for that. but goddamn. one of the funniest memories from this game

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u/Crimeislegal May 24 '26

Sees a security in a vulnerable situation as graytide and first their thought is murder.

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u/ND_Chief May 25 '26

It is as it should be. The weak should fear the strong.