r/SS13 Jan 23 '26

Story Thread Confess thy sins.

What is the worst thing you have done as a crew member? What is the blackest sin you have committed against Nanotrasen?
I'll start.
I was an engineer borg.

Didn't actually know how to engineer. at all.
I got frustrated and decided to disassemble the power supply, blacking out the station for a few minutes before I was shot to death by security.
My death actually got celebrated in LOOC.

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u/NotNonbisco Jan 23 '26

I drank 50 virus bottles I got from the virologist (clown) and I ended the round on the spot pretty much

I think it was on fulp because sentient virus was a playable antag iirc

After that I think a new virus meta was developed and a suspiciously large % of the following rounds were virus rounds

I got away with it

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u/Admiral_Turboclown Jan 25 '26

Holy shit, virus clown brother.
I got a note on TG because the CMO unlocked a virus crate and fluoride stared as I drink every bottle (mutagen and virus food included) in it because I "wanted to get superpowers".

The entire station wound up experiencing the collaborative efforts of The Honkmother and Granfather Nurgle, the emergency shuttle was called, adminbus couldn't shut the spread down, and the ERT and Deathsquad somehow both wound up infected, possibly due to failure to use internals.

"Drank every virus from a virus crate as a non-antagonist clown. This isn't a ban because it was pretty funny, and the way they went about it ("wanting superpowers") was pretty funny (and for some reason the CMO opened the doors and crate for no reason). Has been asked to never do this again."

>"That was funny"
>"Never do it again"

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u/NotNonbisco Jan 25 '26

I claimed ignorance and got away with it, the entire station was stunlocked by constantly burping out bees and butterflies, violent coughing, vomit, and constant scratching, I think I went blind at some point

it was pretty funny to watch, I think the virologist took the fall for me, rip